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Woah... what?!?
He said he had plenty of TP. I accused him of punching on with the elderly for said TP. He did not deny the allegations.
World has descended into a an apocalyptic state where it is now fashionable to wear your defeated foes ears as a necklace.
 
He said he had plenty of TP. I accused him of punching on with the elderly for said TP. He did not deny the allegations.
World has descended into a an apocalyptic state where it is now fashionable to wear your defeated foes ears as a necklace.

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Ok, you didn’t get this info from me. It will be our secret.

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No, the grannies work for me...though we did find it peculiar that Pants made off with her continence aid after stripping it from her :oops:

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Episode 33 with fumbler

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted for the Dragons preseason of Season 12 and have since gone on to play for the Fighting Furies, the Royals, the Wolves/Gumbies, the Roy’s and am now back at the Dragons.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Currently I’d have to say it’s me, I love getting naked in front of the guys, and girls and throwing my soap on a rope around my neck. I’m pretty pedantic when it comes to cleaning myself, I get into all those crevices and scrub like there’s no tomorrow.
My favourite soap on a rope is the one shaped like a Christmas tree, for all you non Christmas people you can eff off.
Furies it was Wacky Tiger , no wait that was for the mirror.
Gumbies I believe it was StFly as he always had to be on his way asap to meet up with his hot model girlfriend.
Royals it was Marlowe I’m sure he’s half African American, i used to call him two foot if you know what I mean.
The Roy’s don’t shower.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I could say winning a premiership or being an all SFA player or being a Captain of a good club, but all in all at the end of my time here I believe my most memorable moment will be just about fun.
I measure my time here by the fun I’m having.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
There are so many wonderful players here that I’d love to invite just because were already friends or family, I love all of my ex furies homies and my current Dragons ones also.
But to answer the question and some may find this strange I’d love to invite pantsredacted for the many possibilities of wet T-shirt comps and finding out whose in the bc.
TheInjuryFactory just to see what makes a Bae 13 shooper tick, what’s behind the persona of this player... so many lulz.
BRAB I know he can cook and he makes me smile.
My final invite would go to a player who I’ve always looked up to since I arrived at this establishment.
Ljp86

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I have a few times, the first was due to real life health complications and I was gone from part way through season 13 to the end of season 14. The second time was due to the same complications but due to being bored AF in hospital I made a comeback.
I have tried to retire from this place but it pulls you back in somehow, just look at Marlowe recently.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
There are so many, I love the witty ness of Noobz0r, JackNah_8, Bragg (brahj ), comewhatmay. I love the brashness of Ned_Flanders, jmoo wan, and some of the new Fremantle flogs like serial_thrilla

But JoshWoodenSpoon, Tigerturbulance, Yakker and his fish and chips posts, TheInjuryFactory and Tony Lynn 15.
Oh and that testicle guy.

Sweet dreams you animals.
What time's dinner fumbler?

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Episode 35 with Sab22

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 26, with the West Coast Wonders.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
U2tigers so he can go home early to avoid certain someone ;)

3 - What has been the most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
When Tony Lynn 15 nicknamed me Fragile.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Tough one, I'm gonna go with the boys I started the league with. Genuinely proud of what these boys have become and what they achieved. (I'm just tryna recruit tbh)
TheInjuryFactory, Cadaver, Barrybran, Nunez

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Yes, I have. Latest was when I f’ed up my teamsheet against Demons.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
When Bono melts. TJASTA can be funny sometimes. Headless funny bloke. And myself.

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Episode 36 with Requiem

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
S28, WaynesWorld19 recruited me to the Bombers from the SC Board after months of consistent shitposting and numerous infractions. I didn't engage much with SFA at first (real life took precedent), but I'm having a blast in my sophomore season. Suffice to say that the Bombers are a good fit for my posting style.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
There are no showers in Baghdad.
Hasn't stopped KohPhi, Antonio BlueVein, & Santoz changing into their birthday suits at their earliest convince.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Getting selected to The Filth Wizard's SuperQoach team.
An accomplishment I shall forever cherish, and the eventual highlight of my career :(

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Non-Bombers?
Tigerturbulance so he can setup the hot tub full of jello-shots, those were plenty of fun last time.
Loonerty for his SFA conspiracies, always a good laugh.
Bloodied52 so we can sour the evening with politics.
Metalcrusher so he can cleanup the mess, it would be remiss of me not to repurpose our recent discard.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
As I mentioned earlier, I wasn't active much for my debut season, so I was on the verge of leaving at that season's end. But the leadership group threaten encouraged me this season, so here I am.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Hands down the rest of the Bombers, hard to single just a few of the out. I love it when the team gets on a shitposting roll. Our Matchday threads are always entertaining, even if it is exhausting to catch up on.

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Episode 37 with tgrs

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted S22, I've played for the Furies, Hawks and now the Bears

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Art Vandelay_ , he's part greek

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
It would have to be the battle between my dear friend HaroLad and the secretive and insidious Boys Club
vale haro

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I'm going to go for a historic occasion and invite all future S29 Medal winners
Kennedy Parker
Tarkyn_24
pantsredacted
Ant Bear

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I did give it away for a time mainly due to not having enough time
Since coming back I've realised a lot has changed but this sub-forum is still one of the funniest corners in the internet I've come across. A lot of my time in the league has been spent around the history threads and to come back and just notice the differences and what will be added to club, league history threads at some point has been fun

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
I'll go just from the new faces since I've been back in the league
TheInjuryFactory , U2tigers , Ned_Flanders , Tigerturbulance , Proper Gander , Lemon Boi
and many more but I've probably run out of tags

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Episode 38 with MWPP

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 23 after being recruited by the awesome Bet on Blue (I miss him) .
I have played for the Royals (S23-26) and Bears (S27-)

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
You of course, as the heart and soul of our club and the champion of using communal showering as a way to team bond.
AuntyBlindEye is always second

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
The S27 Bears finals series. We didn't get the final result we wanted but beat the odds after each round.
Last year's and this year's SoO series are a close second as representative qooty is a huge honour and I loved playing alongside some of my closest friends.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I'd start by returning the hospitality some of my favourite posters in AceAndy (music) , Dingster (dancing) , JoshWoodenSpoon (Brunchy Vegan Food) have shown me, and no party of mine would be complete without my BFF por_please_ya

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Yeah, multiple times whilst at the Royals (when I felt like I didn't fit into the team, and the league in general was pretty unwelcoming/hostile) and even at stages since my move to the Bears (due to real life commitments) - but I'm glad I've stuck around and found my niche as I love the sense of community in our team and the league at the moment

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?

My invitees of course, but also Tarkyn_24 , philreich and CakeEater

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