Did you beat up a granny for yours like pants did?Woah... what?!?
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Did you beat up a granny for yours like pants did?Woah... what?!?
Did you beat up a granny for yours like pants did?
He said he had plenty of TP. I accused him of punching on with the elderly for said TP. He did not deny the allegations.Woah... what?!?
He said he had plenty of TP. I accused him of punching on with the elderly for said TP. He did not deny the allegations.
World has descended into a an apocalyptic state where it is now fashionable to wear your defeated foes ears as a necklace.
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Attacking my personal hygiene?! I am probably the cleanest person you will ever meet and I haven’t bathed in cheese in weeks.Linky Mr. Stinky
Attacking my personal hygiene?! I am probably the cleanest person you will ever meet and I haven’t bathed in cheese in weeks.
Only because I like you.
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Warriors also pass. We pass a lot, huh?www.bigfooty.com
Sorry pants, she made me.
Ok, you didn’t get this info from me. It will be our secret.I'm gonna have a good read of that when I get 'ome
Ok, you didn’t get this info from me. It will be our secret.
Crying is a natural human emotion. It’s healthy to cry.
Its real life. I can't believe you don't take it seriously.P.S Until then... oh, the outrage!!!
(this is the internet afterall)
No, the grannies work for me...though we did find it peculiar that Pants made off with her continence aid after stripping it from her![]()
You can leave your hat on.Crying is a natural human emotion. It’s healthy to cry.
Its real life. I can't believe you don't take it seriously.
I don't.I can't believe you give a shit
What time's dinner fumbler?Episode 33 with fumbler
1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted for the Dragons preseason of Season 12 and have since gone on to play for the Fighting Furies, the Royals, the Wolves/Gumbies, the Roy’s and am now back at the Dragons.
2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Currently I’d have to say it’s me, I love getting naked in front of the guys, and girls and throwing my soap on a rope around my neck. I’m pretty pedantic when it comes to cleaning myself, I get into all those crevices and scrub like there’s no tomorrow.
My favourite soap on a rope is the one shaped like a Christmas tree, for all you non Christmas people you can eff off.
Furies it was Wacky Tiger , no wait that was for the mirror.
Gumbies I believe it was StFly as he always had to be on his way asap to meet up with his hot model girlfriend.
Royals it was Marlowe I’m sure he’s half African American, i used to call him two foot if you know what I mean.
The Roy’s don’t shower.
3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I could say winning a premiership or being an all SFA player or being a Captain of a good club, but all in all at the end of my time here I believe my most memorable moment will be just about fun.
I measure my time here by the fun I’m having.
4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
There are so many wonderful players here that I’d love to invite just because were already friends or family, I love all of my ex furies homies and my current Dragons ones also.
But to answer the question and some may find this strange I’d love to invite pantsredacted for the many possibilities of wet T-shirt comps and finding out whose in the bc.
TheInjuryFactory just to see what makes a Bae 13 shooper tick, what’s behind the persona of this player... so many lulz.
BRAB I know he can cook and he makes me smile.
My final invite would go to a player who I’ve always looked up to since I arrived at this establishment.
Ljp86
5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I have a few times, the first was due to real life health complications and I was gone from part way through season 13 to the end of season 14. The second time was due to the same complications but due to being bored AF in hospital I made a comeback.
I have tried to retire from this place but it pulls you back in somehow, just look at Marlowe recently.
6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
There are so many, I love the witty ness of Noobz0r, JackNah_8, Bragg (brahj ), comewhatmay. I love the brashness of Ned_Flanders, jmoo wan, and some of the new Fremantle flogs like serial_thrilla
But JoshWoodenSpoon, Tigerturbulance, Yakker and his fish and chips posts, TheInjuryFactory and Tony Lynn 15.
Oh and that testicle guy.
Sweet dreams you animals.
He's lyin about the place somewhere.
Looking forward to collecting the Mobbs Medal.4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I'm going to go for a historic occasion and invite all future S29 Medal winners
Kennedy Parker
Tarkyn_24
pantsredacted
Ant Bear