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Episode 39 with The Half Back

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I made my debut way back in Round 1 of Season 14 for the Southern Dragons where I was a star for 4 seasons. Since then, my illustrious career has seen me pull on jumpers for the Bears for 2 seasons, the Dragons FFC again for 6 seasons, the Hawks for 2 seasons and now this is my second season for the Furies. In amongst that, I’ve also worn an All Stars guernsey and a Vic Country one.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?

No one is allowed to shower until the 245kg love muscle drops the soap. Some of the rookies are a little wide-eyed and nervous, but they’ll get used to it.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Couple spring the mind, there was the time I nearly captained the Counts to SoO success, there was the time beez gave me a spelling lesson and I meted about it for 8 weeks, the season that The Filth Wizard dropped me to the Bears so he could taste premiership success, the time I lost a GF to the Wonders, playing on Blacky three times, there’s just so many great memories.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?

Dinner party aye? Can’t go past TheInjuryFactory and manangatang, both hot property at the moment. The other two I’ll go with boncer34 because he is my MVP and also Papa Juggs so that someone is there to lick the plates clean when we’re all done.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I’ve retired like 4 times, so yeh, thought about it, did it, come back, rinse and repeat.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Here is my list:
brahj, miggs, spookism, pantsredacted, ShaunDuggan, TJASTA, ant Bear’s admin capabilities, harry000, BRAB, just to name a few.

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Episode 40 with SarahSmiles

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Season 25 alongside the best crop of rookies ever! I've played for the Wonders for a season and the Swamprats for nearly 4

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Hahaha you think we have showers. Cute.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Watching ant555 take a flag winning mark. That or booting a career high 6 against the Demons in a qualifying final

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I don't do dinner parties, too formal mate. I'm very much a jeans and a t-shirt kinda guy so there's got to be no dress code. Invite wise I'd invite Rich the babe Evans, MWPP, Yakker and beez and just see where the conversation takes us

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Not really, adapted my involvement levels to fit my commitments, but never thought about giving it up. It's good fun and doesn't take long to get involved in

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Cadaver particularly over the past few days, very very very funny poster

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Episode 39 with The Half Back

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I made my debut way back in Round 1 of Season 14 for the Southern Dragons where I was a star for 4 seasons. Since then, my illustrious career has seen me pull on jumpers for the Bears for 2 seasons, the Dragons FFC again for 6 seasons, the Hawks for 2 seasons and now this is my second season for the Furies. In amongst that, I’ve also worn an All Stars guernsey and a Vic Country one.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
No one is allowed to shower until the 245kg love muscle drops the soap. Some of the rookies are a little wide-eyed and nervous, but they’ll get used to it.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Couple spring the mind, there was the time I nearly captained the Counts to SoO success, there was the time beez gave me a spelling lesson and I meted about it for 8 weeks, the season that The Filth Wizard dropped me to the Bears so he could taste premiership success, the time I lost a GF to the Wonders, playing on Blacky three times, there’s just so many great memories.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Dinner party aye? Can’t go past TheInjuryFactory and manangatang, both hot property at the moment. The other two I’ll go with boncer34 because he is my MVP and also Papa Juggs so that someone is there to lick the plates clean when we’re all done.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
I’ve retired like 4 times, so yeh, thought about it, did it, come back, rinse and repeat.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Here is my list:
brahj, miggs, spookism, pantsredacted, ShaunDuggan, TJASTA, ant Bear’s admin capabilities, harry000, BRAB, just to name a few.

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Episode 41 with GreyCrow

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Having kept all my PMs I found one from Blacky that suggests he paid me in enough Beancoin to sign up for Season 23.

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2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I must admit I am continually amazed at how Filty got his user name as he is one of the first ones in to the showers. He usually gets in before the final siren and greets us with a big smile when we lose. Its even bigger when we win #NoEuphenism
The Filth Wizard

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Apart from winning flags and finals its been oh wait...it might be my Season 25 SFA AA Wing spot...or when I outdid...Wayneo..on ellipses..that was a great day...one of the best...what a time to be alive
WaynesWorld19

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Are there 4 players that know the bread knife is for butter? Do they know spoon etiquette?
I mean luxurious for us Royals is way beyond mere mortals to enjoy.
I guess it would have to be comewhatmay because she will , MWPP and por_please_ya for the muggle magic and Joshwoodenspoon Pantskyle MetalCrusher hmm maybe not .
Ok the 4th person would be Blacky. I hear he is on struggle street , cant even afford to bribe the sim to give him a kick these days. And he approached me when I was just a raw recruit looking for a palace to call home
JoshWoodenSpoon pantsredacted Metalcrusher

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Yes , every off season- But sheer laziness to send the PM saying I quit has kept me going

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
That test tickle goes ok. CakeEater is always good for some dry humour and the Roys have some quality posters

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Episode 42 with CALL ME SNAKE

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I made my glorious debut back in S23 with the Roy's. I think the most memorable thing was I was 49yrs old at the time and my team mates called me names like " junior " and " laddie ".
It didn't take me long to realize my childish humor and smutty gifs were a bit lowbrow for my Roy's team mates. To be honest my brow is so low that I often trip over my own forehead .
Thankfully someone noticed my immaturity and embraced it. So KohPhi and the Bombers came knocking in season S25.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Antonio BlueVein is always in the showers first but he never puts the water on. He just stands there naked. Its kind of odd really.
Tony Lynn 15 is always last in. Mainly because he is up in the roof cavity filming me and Norma Lee Ava using a loofah sponge to wash our unreachable bits.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
I think I kicked 4 goals once ? Maybe?
To be honest I don't look at the actual games. I'm here for the team PMs. That's were the gold is.
Gold and chicken videos.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Ok I'll try not to be obvious and name team mates like WaynesWorld19 etc etc so from other teams I'll go Mooch , Callums_Guns , philreich and anybody on here that comes from Tittybong.
All for various reasons. Some are cute, some owe me money, some are drug dealers and some come from Tittybong.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Yes.
Ask my teammates . I quit several times weekly. But apparently I signed a 15 year contract when they got me drunk on Carlton ZERO beer.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
Ok I'll be boring and obvious here.
KohPhi and Tony Lynn 15 are absolute pissers . There's probably about 12 others on SFA who I find extremely funny but that would involve thought and more typing and I seriously CBF'ed

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Episode 41 with GreyCrow

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
Having kept all my PMs I found one from Blacky that suggests he paid me in enough Beancoin to sign up for Season 23.

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2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
I must admit I am continually amazed at how Filty got his user name as he is one of the first ones in to the showers. He usually gets in before the final siren and greets us with a big smile when we lose. Its even bigger when we win #NoEuphenism
The Filth Wizard

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Apart from winning flags and finals its been oh wait...it might be my Season 25 SFA AA Wing spot...or when I outdid...Wayneo..on ellipses..that was a great day...one of the best...what a time to be alive
WaynesWorld19

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Are there 4 players that know the bread knife is for butter? Do they know spoon etiquette?
I mean luxurious for us Royals is way beyond mere mortals to enjoy.
I guess it would have to be comewhatmay because she will , MWPP and por_please_ya for the muggle magic and Joshwoodenspoon Pantskyle MetalCrusher hmm maybe not .
Ok the 4th person would be Blacky. I hear he is on struggle street , cant even afford to bribe the sim to give him a kick these days. And he approached me when I was just a raw recruit looking for a palace to call home
JoshWoodenSpoon pantsredacted Metalcrusher

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Yes , every off season- But sheer laziness to send the PM saying I quit has kept me going

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
That test tickle goes ok. CakeEater is always good for some dry humour and the Roys have some quality posters

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A free meal because I know a salad fork from a parfait spoon?

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4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
Ok I'll try not to be obvious and name team mates like @WaynesWorld19 etc etc so from other teams I'll go @Mooch , @Callums_Guns , @philreich and anybody on here that comes from Tittybong.
All for various reasons. Some are cute, some owe me money, some are drug dealers and some come from Tittybong.
You promised you would never mention this in public CALL ME SNAKE
 
Episode 43 with cadsky

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
My debut season was S28 so I'm still pretty new around here. I owe my introduction to The Filth Wizard, McEvoy and Blacky at the Royals and I'm currently a Bomber and damn proud of it!

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Antonio BlueVein and WFL always! Those two love a good sing along together in the showers.
When Tony Lynn 15 joins in watch out! That blokes got a set of lungs on him that would put Taylor Swift to shame!

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
My move to the bombers for sure and the media frenzy that followed. Alot of posters were fairly pissed off the bombers poached an up and coming royal rookie. Truth is I sought out a move to the bombers.
The Royals are a great bunch and I thoroughly enjoyed my time there but the bombers felt like a much more natural fit for me.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
WaynesWorld19, The Filth Wizard, Tigerturbulance & Dingster would make for a great night around the table with a few bevvies.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Nah never thought of giving it away. There's been times where I've felt I need some time off maybe for a day or two but never thought of giving it up.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
WFL KohPhi WaynesWorld19 Norma Lee Ava Riviat Tony Lynn 15 Santoz pretty much the whole bombers team really but I often get a good laugh out of guys like Tigerturbulance TJASTA Harvey Manfrenjensenden TheInjuryFactory Test Tickle and I'm sure there's heaps more as well.

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Episode 44 with Yakker

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
S24 I made my remarkable debut for the mighty Mt Buller Demons. Van_Dyke was captain and a great leader along with an LG thta included such luminaries as cats2rise , DemonJim , sante , sausageroll and Rodney Dangerfield . With such talent around is it any wonder I won the EKA that season?

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Ppffffftttttt.... Showers!!! We don’t shower, we have saunas and spas and I credit this unique cleaning regime as one of the key drivers for my glorious EKA win in S24. But to your point. It’s always Callums_Guns and sante for some reason who are in first.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Not sure if it's been outlined previously however I did snag an EKA, alas no. Perhaps one of my 3 All SFA caps including one as captain or perhaps my tenure as Mt Buller captain with a 74% winning average which resulted in a premiership flag in S26? No, it was the day Headless racked up his 350th #fanfare

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I would invite 4 Mt Buller players and ask that they in turn invite 4 more and so on and so forth until the great Mt B family are as one. Then we'd hit the spa and we could reminisce about that tine I won the EKA in S24

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Well winning an EKA is seen by many as the pinnacle of the sport and it has seen many fade away into obscurity or just shitpost (see The Half Back as an example of the EKA curse) however I was driven by the greater good of the team unit and I have no desire to fill my extensive trophy cabinet at home with personal accolades, so no, I am sticking around at least until sausageroll wins his.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
BEEG for sure. See he's still salty I won the S24 EKA. His tanties are hilarious. Tarkyn_24 , Harvey Manfrenjensenden , Headless sausageroll manangatang and Proper Gander from our LG are bloody good value. I always get a kick out of beez , ClarkeM , The Filth Wizard and his brother... what's his name again? I think he won an EKA. Speaking of EKAs.........

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Episode 44 with Yakker

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
S24 I made my remarkable debut for the mighty Mt Buller Demons. Van_Dyke was captain and a great leader along with an LG thta included such luminaries as cats2rise , DemonJim , sante , sausageroll and Rodney Dangerfield . With such talent around is it any wonder I won the EKA that season?

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Ppffffftttttt.... Showers!!! We don’t shower, we have saunas and spas and I credit this unique cleaning regime as one of the key drivers for my glorious EKA win in S24. But to your point. It’s always Callums_Guns and sante for some reason who are in first.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Not sure if it's been outlined previously however I did snag an EKA, alas no. Perhaps one of my 3 All SFA caps including one as captain or perhaps my tenure as Mt Buller captain with a 74% winning average which resulted in a premiership flag in S26? No, it was the day Headless racked up his 350th #fanfare

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
I would invite 4 Mt Buller players and ask that they in turn invite 4 more and so on and so forth until the great Mt B family are as one. Then we'd hit the spa and we could reminisce about that tine I won the EKA in S24

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Well winning an EKA is seen by many as the pinnacle of the sport and it has seen many fade away into obscurity or just shitpost (see The Half Back as an example of the EKA curse) however I was driven by the greater good of the team unit and I have no desire to fill my extensive trophy cabinet at home with personal accolades, so no, I am sticking around at least until sausageroll wins his.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
BEEG for sure. See he's still salty I won the S24 EKA. His tanties are hilarious. Tarkyn_24 , Harvey Manfrenjensenden , Headless sausageroll manangatang and Proper Gander from our LG are bloody good value. I always get a kick out of beez , ClarkeM , The Filth Wizard and his brother... what's his name again? I think he won an EKA. Speaking of EKAs.........

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