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The 60 seconds with Test Tickle series continues to deliver insight into residents of Sweetville. What an idiosyncratic bunch you all are.

Most here are cube shaped oddballs, rolling bumpity bumpity in all directions, often in to each other. For an old fella like me it is a puzzling exercise reading threads and making a gentle post here and there; posts which are nearly always misconstrued.

Sometimes I consult Dr Jung52 (no relation) for advice about particular posters. Jung52 claims to be the World's leading practitioner of dream therapy and uses Testy's basic diagnostic tool to help triangulate with own conclusions.

Generally when I see him he is happily pounding away on his electronic abacus thingame and swilling laudanum. Today I sought him out. As usual I took a bottle of Schnapps and several Bratwurst and Sauerkraut rolls to his rooms in the Chelski Hotel.

My purpose was to seek his interpretation of JackNah_8 and this poster's responses to the TT diagnostic tool.

I found a shocking scene on opening the door. The room was filled with the combined smoke of opium, a fire from the still sparking electrical abacus and Jung52's smouldering moustache. I chucked the schnapps over the Doc (didn't help) and tried to smother the fire with the bratwurst rolls (made them crispy - yum).

As the ambulance took him away, Dr Jung52 grabbed my hand and said,

"I am used to the oddball dreams of the Sweet FA posters. Most have mummy issues, some have complexes related to being the baby brother, KohPhi dreams in pictures, while I have spent many hours analysing the dreams of the Easter Island Statue who believes he is a person known as Kennedy Parker ."

"Most posters seem locked in the delusional id world of Simpsonia".

"But all this is nothing compared to JackNah_8. The tennis fixations of this poster broke my carefully calibrated machine. I have never seen a poster like this. The delusions are off the scale."

"I have come up with a new scientific term to describe this poster and the immutable fixation on tennis, something called Thiem and half hats. Weird Unit".
To be fair, I have not spoken about tennis for ions now considering most tournaments have been cancelled or postponed.


What a mellow life, no tennis
 
To be fair, I have not spoken about tennis for ions now considering most tournaments have been cancelled or postponed.


What a mellow life, no tennis

You terrify me!

I hope you put on your clown mask that may or may not look like fumbler and visit Dr Jung52 who is still in ICU. You could also visit TJASTA who has caught something unpleasant from his tiny Hanson doll anime.
 
To be fair, I have not spoken about tennis for ions now considering most tournaments have been cancelled or postponed.


What a mellow life, no tennis

Hopefully, they come to realise life without tennis is better.
 
Cap is surprisingly flattered. He is now in witness protection after JackNah_8 grabbed a machete and tried to cleave him in two.
Oh another rookie who I schooled. He is actually amusing in this forum. Who woulda thunk it?

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The 60 seconds with Test Tickle series continues to deliver insight into residents of Sweetville. What an idiosyncratic bunch you all are.

Most here are cube shaped oddballs, rolling bumpity bumpity in all directions, often in to each other. For an old fella like me it is a puzzling exercise reading threads and making a gentle post here and there; posts which are nearly always misconstrued.

Sometimes I consult Dr Jung52 (no relation) for advice about particular posters. Jung52 claims to be the World's leading practitioner of dream therapy and uses Testy's basic diagnostic tool to help triangulate with own conclusions.

Generally when I see him he is happily pounding away on his electronic abacus thingame and swilling laudanum. Today I sought him out. As usual I took a bottle of Schnapps and several Bratwurst and Sauerkraut rolls to his rooms in the Chelski Hotel.

My purpose was to seek his interpretation of JackNah_8 and this poster's responses to the TT diagnostic tool.

I found a shocking scene on opening the door. The room was filled with the combined smoke of opium, a fire from the still sparking electrical abacus and Jung52's smouldering moustache. I chucked the schnapps over the Doc (didn't help) and tried to smother the fire with the bratwurst rolls (made them crispy - yum).

As the ambulance took him away, Dr Jung52 grabbed my hand and said,

"I am used to the oddball dreams of the Sweet FA posters. Most have mummy issues, some have complexes related to being the baby brother, KohPhi dreams in pictures, while I have spent many hours analysing the dreams of the Easter Island Statue who believes he is a person known as Kennedy Parker ."

"Most posters seem locked in the delusional id world of Simpsonia".

"But all this is nothing compared to JackNah_8. The tennis fixations of this poster broke my carefully calibrated machine. I have never seen a poster like this. The delusions are off the scale."

"I have come up with a new scientific term to describe this poster and the immutable fixation on tennis, something called Thiem and half hats. Weird Unit".
B52 I'd like to have you under turbos torch and in the hot seat, but my format is now to keep it under 15minutes (10 to 12 mins being the sweet spot). With you I would only get one questioned answer in the time available and that does not make for an entertaining pod cast :(
 
B52 I'd like to have you under turbos torch and in the hot seat, but my format is now to keep it under 15minutes (10 to 12 mins being the sweet spot). With you I would only get one questioned answer in the time available and that does not make for an entertaining pod cast :(

Sage. For ages I was Fidel Castro's speech writer. I had to draft 10 hour speeches.
 

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The 60 seconds with Test Tickle series continues to deliver insight into residents of Sweetville. What an idiosyncratic bunch you all are.

Most here are cube shaped oddballs, rolling bumpity bumpity in all directions, often in to each other. For an old fella like me it is a puzzling exercise reading threads and making a gentle post here and there; posts which are nearly always misconstrued.

Sometimes I consult Dr Jung52 (no relation) for advice about particular posters. Jung52 claims to be the World's leading practitioner of dream therapy and uses Testy's basic diagnostic tool to help triangulate with own conclusions.

Generally when I see him he is happily pounding away on his electronic abacus thingame and swilling laudanum. Today I sought him out. As usual I took a bottle of Schnapps and several Bratwurst and Sauerkraut rolls to his rooms in the Chelski Hotel.

My purpose was to seek his interpretation of JackNah_8 and this poster's responses to the TT diagnostic tool.

I found a shocking scene on opening the door. The room was filled with the combined smoke of opium, a fire from the still sparking electrical abacus and Jung52's smouldering moustache. I chucked the schnapps over the Doc (didn't help) and tried to smother the fire with the bratwurst rolls (made them crispy - yum).

As the ambulance took him away, Dr Jung52 grabbed my hand and said,

"I am used to the oddball dreams of the Sweet FA posters. Most have mummy issues, some have complexes related to being the baby brother, KohPhi dreams in pictures, while I have spent many hours analysing the dreams of the Easter Island Statue who believes he is a person known as Kennedy Parker ."

"Most posters seem locked in the delusional id world of Simpsonia".

"But all this is nothing compared to JackNah_8. The tennis fixations of this poster broke my carefully calibrated machine. I have never seen a poster like this. The delusions are off the scale."

"I have come up with a new scientific term to describe this poster and the immutable fixation on tennis, something called Thiem and half hats. Weird Unit".
WOW what an intelligent post!

I'm sure everyone's BRAIN IS GOING INTO RECOVERY MODE AFTER TAKING IN THE HIGH-LEVEL IMPORTANT IDEAS conveyed in your post Dooblied25.
 
WOW what an intelligent post!

I'm sure everyone's BRAIN IS GOING INTO RECOVERY MODE AFTER TAKING IN THE HIGH-LEVEL IMPORTANT IDEAS conveyed in your post Dooblied25.

Like a large inanimate object you favour 'caps'. Even prols like me empathise with you in your obvious period of need. Stay steady, everyone's favourite "Statue".
 

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Episode 49 with Tarkyn_24

1 - What season did you debut in the SFA and what clubs have you played with?
I debuted in Season 7, from memory coming off the interchange for the Demons it was a season famous for one of the better rookie classes, the fruits of which are now interspersed through the Demons leadership group. After three seasons including one as captain I made the move across to the East Side Hawks to play alongside Biggie , wce_all_da_way and YOTC . I spent ten seasons there before defecting to the Furies in a betrayal of okeydoke7 , where I pretend to tolerate Richmond for five seasons before coming back to my first and truest home.

2 - Which players from your club are always the first into the showers after a game?
Not Yakker , he hasn’t showered for months. Headless is usually quick in to extract any grime from the neck hole, which is equal parts disgusting and necessary.

3 - What has been your most memorable moment in your SFA career to date?
Probably passing the league goal kicking record. It’s probably sitting at about 100 consecutive rounds and counting that I’ve managed this, though I’m sure Hate has the accurate details.

4 - You and I are hosting a luxurious dinner party, please invite 4 other current SFA players?
It’d be cruel not to invite Mobbs, really Sweet is his house and we’re all just freeloading in it. I’d also extend an invite to The Filth Wizard , as probably the most impactful player in Sweet FA history and one of the sharpest wits in the league. I’d probably extend an invite to Antonio BlueVein as one of the newer players in the competition to achieve a bit of diversity and to actually get a feel for not having to combat head to head with him. And finally manangatang , if only to ensure that he wasn’t eating one of my pets for dinner.

5 - Have you ever thought of giving the SFA away at any stage, elaborate if you wish?
Daily. It’s a sensational competition but I’ve achieved everything there is to achieve for a forward from a simulation standpoint, and most weeks the banter is a repetition of what’s occurred in the past. By my own admission I’m not the freshest player and I find myself trotting the same lines but really at the end of the day it’s a great community and it’s a great release. The people are what make this competition great and the individuality of everyone is what keeps bringing me back.

6 - Which current players make you laugh the most?
I think after 46 renditions of these questions there’s some real common themes so I won’t bore with another configuration of the same answer. One that goes under the radar is moginie , with a razor wit and a great approach to the competition. The Dees side is full of people that are great to share a laugh with and then when it comes to the rest of the competition there’s so many different styles which are unique yet still all great in their own way. Biggie is an understated contributor and Noobz0r is a funny bugger too.

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