7 Commentary team - Who will be the first.......

[BringouttheGimp]

Wouldn't you like to be tackled by Juddy

 

[BringouttheGimp]

Dennis do you know that in this very round in 1932, 6 goals were scored by a player running off the half-back flank while the number 86 tram was passing along Wellington Parade on a wet and windy night

 

[BringouttheGimp]

And you'd think they're home here

*5 goals up: last minute*

 

[TradeDraft]

He moves like Cyril, doesn't he, he's exciting.

Bruce won’t have a Stiffy tonight then.

He might over winged though

 

[Ricky90]

"I know they're 50 points down but you just feel like if they get the next goal they're right back in this."

 

[Ricky90]

Can anyone tell me why commentators now say "he fists it away" instead of using the word "spoil" or hell, even the word "punch"?

My sexual innuendo radar goes mental every time. And yes, it's mainly Darcy who does it.

 

[TradeDraft]

Can anyone tell me why commentators now say "he fists it away" instead of using the word "spoil" or hell, even the word "punch"?

My sexual innuendo radar goes mental every time. And yes, it's mainly Darcy who does it.

Or use the Word Catch. It’s called a Bloody Mark

 

[BeechyMagpie]

You forgot "...off a step"

Dont worry though the answer is M

This is my absolute pet hate. Bruce says it 35 times a game. It is the worst explanation for what someone is doing.

 

[ppoiter]

This is my absolute pet hate. Bruce says it 35 times a game. It is the worst explanation for what someone is doing.

Its just such a redundant thing for a commentator to say because there is literally no other way of kicking a football. The other one of his which bugs me is "...arches his back," but at least that usually has some relevance to whats going on

 

[Eric_Melvin]

I hate Bruce. I hate him. He makes me want to throw my tv out the window. The rhetorical questions, the stating the obvious, the salivating over Cyril, the repetition... I hate it when he refers to Dennis as "den", I hate him calling Carey "duck", I hate when he asks Leigh Matthews a rhetorical, stupid question and you can hear Leigh almost groan answering. I could go on, but you just feel it might be one too many, don't you den?

David king is a campaigner of the highest order too.

 

[spartan-magpie]

Everytime I hear Bruce commentating I get the visual image of seal (when he was on X factor and looked like he was pleasing himself)....


Really annoys the shot out of me that commentary team. Especially Carey and his Cloke sniping.

 

[Axl the great]

A few i reckon we might hear "Wouldn't his dad Peter be Proud" Swanny and Pendles being refereed to as "Partners in crime"
Maybe thrown in a "The way he's going he could reach 300"

 

[Dynamics]

Everytime I hear Bruce commentating I get the visual image of seal (when he was on X factor and looked like he was pleasing himself)....


Really annoys the shot out of me that commentary team. Especially Carey and his Cloke sniping.

Carey can't stand Collingwood. Any compliment he gives is through gritted teeth and a Grinch-like botoxed smile.

My favourite non-Collingwood player but off-field he seems every inch the certified campaigner.

 

[Premier Pies]

I don't know who'll say what, but I know I'll hear the truckwits all night telling the spectators what Port Power need to do, even if they're leading.

It absolutely does my head in every time I watch the Pies on tv. Never is it mentioned what the Pies need, like a quick goal or two, etc...

 

[spartan-magpie]

Now we can even miss the 8. heck me Carey. Shut up you knob goblin.

 

[spartan-magpie]

I like when we don't kick the first goal. We will win.

 

[Amity]

''And worked it, and worked it, and worked it'' lol

 

[MightyPies1]

I usually watch Collingwood42 win and bruce goes all monotone. Hes got his love of footy back tonight though...

So far anyway.