Senior 9. Patrick Cripps

[Aphrodite]

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I like the low-hanging fruit.

That's not fruit ... although it is forbidden.

 

[Broadside]

I believe the best estimate is 194 (or maybe 194.5). He stated in a recent interview he's 193-194.

But he may have shrunk a bit after carrying the team on his shoulders this season...

hmm could be the answer in our forward line, Cripps can extract the ball in the centre square, bolt down to full forward and get on the lead so that Cripps can kick it to him lace out. Asking too much?

 

[ODNBlue]

That's not fruit ... although it is forbidden.

Well, at his age...

 

[Broadside]

some players just have presence....

the Force is strong in him.

 

[ferrisb]

hmm could be the answer in our forward line, Cripps can extract the ball in the centre square, bolt down to full forward and get on the lead so that Cripps can kick it to him lace out. Asking too much?

Worked for Wayne Harmes....

 

[thylacine60]

Have you noticed that you're finding it difficult to remember where you leave things, or the names of friends, or perhaps other important information like paying bills?

I mean to say, at your age...

I'm 55 ffs, not ....................another really big number bigger than 55...........

 

[ODNBlue]

Fifty-five is pretty young to be extinct...

 

[Blue__Balls]

A bit weak ODNB....trust you to pick on the one guy who probably won't remember what he is angry about in 30 mins....

Where are the teams...FFS!!!!

...wait, what day is it?

 

[MrsEddieBetts]

Cripppaaaaaaaa

 

[HBF]

GC fell for the trap of wasting a tag on this boy.
Keep the LOLs coming.

You can't tag this kid!

Very hard to tag players that are as inside as Cripps. And when he fills out he'll be very tough to match up on when he goes forward.

 

[T2B_]

hmm could be the answer in our forward line, Cripps can extract the ball in the centre square, bolt down to full forward and get on the lead so that Cripps can kick it to him lace out. Asking too much?

Don't forget Cripps can tap the ball down to Cripps. And if worse comes to the worse, Cripps can intercept mark at CHB to drive the ball forward to Cripps.

 

[thylacine60]

so true

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

Don't forget Cripps can tap the ball down to Cripps. And if worse comes to the worse, Cripps can intercept mark at CHB to drive the ball forward to Cripps.

At least we have a plausible messiah at the club now and don't have to rely on inventing one in Andy Collins. We've come a long way.

 

[Jeremias]

At least we have a plausible messiah at the club now and don't have to rely on inventing one in Andy Collins. We've come a long way.

I'd sleep with one eye open tonight, if I were you.

 

[The Old Dark Navy's]

I'd sleep with one eye open tonight, if I were you.

Probably but not for the reasons you think.

Psalm 23:4

Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no Collins fan: for Cripps art with me; thy rod and thy staff they comfort me.

Cripps will ward off the Collins spirits but I'm not sure I want to be comforted by Thy's rod, staff or whatever he wants to try to convince me it is.

 

[thylacine60]

 

[Blue__Balls]

That's not where it goes...

 

[Dramoth]

GC fell for the trap of wasting a tag on this boy.
Keep the LOLs coming.

In two years time, you can't tag this kid!

#EFA

The next two years will just be Cripps conditioning the rest of the league to the fact that no matter who you put on him, he will do what he likes!

 

[thylacine60]

Also in 2 years time this will have officially become the longest welcome thread in the history of BF.

 

[King of Ruin]

#EFA

The next two years will just be Cripps conditioning the rest of the league to the fact that no matter who you put on him, he will do what he likes!

No one can tag him now. Two years time changes nothing. Tagging this kid for 2 secs is a waste of time.

****, .2 of a second is even too long.

 

[ferrisb]

Also in 2 years time this will have officially become the longest welcome thread in the history of BF.

Are you suggesting cripps is no longer welcome at the club? Well are you?

That's right! The welcome thread stays...

 

[AB_Blue]

CRIPPS [emoji3]

 

[Bradschi]

I believe the best estimate is 194 (or maybe 194.5). He stated in a recent interview he's 193-194.

But he may have shrunk a bit after carrying the team on his shoulders this season...

Next thing he's going to have to start tapping his shoulders like Juddy, talk about learning from a mentor...

 

[Bradschi]

That's not where it goes...

That's what she said?

 

[Sharks On A Plane]

Also in 2 years time this will have officially become the longest welcome thread in the history of BF.

Longer than the Anthony Raso thread?!