Media _Cayz_ Media: Prodigal son returns

[_Cayz_]

By Pita Ranihi

Massive news is rocking the town of Sweet today with what appears to be a big player movement down at Punt Road Oval. Prodigal son Wacky Tiger was seen doing laps with his old pal Helen Wheels.

This will be a big loss for the East Side Hawks and is a massive coup for the Fighting Furies to welcome their ex-premiership captain and dual Mobbs medallist back into the fold. I tried to get closer to get a 1 on 1 interview with the star, but was fended off by some rough looking bloke with chopsticks.

Exciting times ahead for the Furies who look backwards to move upwards next season after finishing in a disappointing 9th place after a dramatic re-sim in the final round in s22.

I did manage to get a brief interview with Furies co-captain _Cayz_:

Pita: How do you feel about the return of Wacky Tiger to the Furies?
_Cayz_:

Pita:... Ok, so do you believe he adds that spark required to help you climb the ladder?
_Cayz_:

Pita: S...(interrupted)
_Cayz_: Imma let you finish Pita, but Wacky Tiger is the best recruit of the year.

 

[HaroLad]

anyone want to play at the bombers?

 

[The Filth Wizard]

This will be a big loss for the East Side Hawks...

Not as much as would have previously been imagined as our boy Wacky has taken a big step away.

It can however be a massive gain for the Furies if you can help him find his mojo again.

We'll miss you though Wacky, the league is only going to be better for having you back to your best so in that light we wish you the best of luck.

*scrolls through Furies team sheet for replacement.

 

[tgrs]

What a signing!

akkaps your dream came true

 

[Frankston Rover]

So he leaves the nWo for the NFI's.

Good luck with that, Wacky.

 

[Hate]

Poor guy. The fall from grace continues

 

[Halorad]

anyone want to play at the bombers?

Maybe if you stopped banning pork, liquor and finals you would attract better recruits?

 

[Frankston Rover]

anyone want to play at the bombers?

 

[tgrs]

i thought pantskyle was retiring

 

[HaroLad]

i thought pantskyle was retiring

Never heard of him.

 

[HaroLad]

Maybe if you stopped banning pork, liquor and finals you would attract better recruits?

If I did that then we'd get too many.

 

[pantskyle]

i thought pantskyle was retiring

That's a Doctor Colossus avatar anyway.

 

[Wosh]

Goody, does this mean the Furies might be fun again?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

 

[pantskyle]

Goody, does this mean the Furies might be fun again?

Doubtful, I wouldn't be expecting much from WT, he is cooked.

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Doubtful, I wouldn't be expecting much from WT, he is cooked.

We make a good couple

 

[Helen Wheels]

Wacky Tiger ... he's still got it.

 

[Wosh]

Doubtful, I wouldn't be expecting much from WT, he is cooked.

He could be fried to a blackened crisp and still be their best poster now that RodneyDangerfield is gone.

 

[sante]

Did this need its own thread?

 

[sante]

I'm not returning?

 

[_Cayz_]

I'm not returning?

Or relevant.

 

[fitzroybowiedog]

Hey Wacky Tiger join the Roys?

 

[I Dont Care]

Who is Wacky Tiger?

 

[Wacky Tiger]

Who is Wacky Tiger?

 

[Oddhawk]