A bedtime prayer. What men want.

[Dan26]

As I lay me down to sleep
I pray for a woman, who's very cheap.
One who's sexy, blonde and long.
Who notices that she's mostly wrong.
One who sucks And doesn't speak.
And promises to do so, Once a week.
I pray that she is very randy,
'cause one like that would come in handy.
Opens her leg and lies on the floor,
and once I'm done, she begs for more.
Oh! Send me a woman who will not play with my mind.
Who knows what she wants and that's lots from behind!
One who'll make love till my body's a twitchin'
and brings ME a beer, when she comes from the kitchen!
I pray that she'll last right up to the end,
And would never complain when I do her best friend.
Thanks in advance and you know I can't wait,
so I'll screw all the rest 'cause it's never too late.
Amen

 

[Darky]

Dan, that's disgustingly sexist.

I like it.

 

[meg]

Very sexist.

*sigh* is that ALL guys think about?

 

[walshy1993]

Originally posted by meg
Very sexist.

*sigh* is that ALL guys think about?

sometimes we think about footy and beer, usually its all three at the same time though

 

[PieGirl#2]

HAHA.... you all want songs?? I am the QUEEN at making up dirty songs.....LOL

 

[mantis]

Dan
You will be praying for a long long time.
I think your blow up doll is the closest you will ever get to having that prayer answered.

 

[Dan26]

Mantis,

Are you saying women like that don't exist?

*Please say they do*

 

[Dan26]

Originally posted by PieGirl#2
HAHA.... you all want songs?? I am the QUEEN at making up dirty songs.....LOL

Go ahead. Don't let us stop you!

 

[Bomberboyokay]

Good poem