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i got these the other day and i thought i might share them with ya. 
enjoy 
joke 1
Tigers Tees
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the
pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the
golf pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yez, sir" says our attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"
joke 2
Rangi: "Ey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache,
stomachache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The Boss: "You know Rangi I really need you today. When I feel like this go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Rangi calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel choice, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
enjoy joke 1
Tigers Tees
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol
station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The attendant at the
pump greets him in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the
golf pro is.
"Top of the mornin' to yez, sir" says our attendant.
Tiger nods a quick "hello" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.
As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.
"What are dey, son?" asks the attendant.
"They're called tees" replies Tiger.
"Well, what on earth are dey for?" inquires the Irishman.
"They're for putting my balls on while I'm driving", says Tiger.
"Feckin Jaysus", says the Irishman, "Dem boys at BMW tink of everything!"
joke 2
Rangi: "Ey, boss I not come work today I really sick. I got headache,
stomachache and my legs hurt, I not come work."
The Boss: "You know Rangi I really need you today. When I feel like this go to my wife and tell her to give me a blowjob. That makes me feel better and I can go to work. You should try that."
2 hours later Rangi calls: "Boss, I did what you said and I feel choice, I be at work soon. You got nice house."
funny stuff
