A jovial insult to STPer18 and his gang of sCats cronies taking the Greyhound to Adelaide Oval in a fortnight for their pending loss to Port

Byron Porkett

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Got to lol at the Geelololong supporters considering chopping a Greyhound ride to Adelaide in a fortnight, trading one meth-riddled backwater town for another. I can just picture STPer18, Mr Blicavs, chefmeister and that dopey attention whore RedVest4 looking under their couches for enough coins to purchase a windowless seat in the cabin of the Corio-West Horsham Greyhound service. What's even more lulzy will be when Port pull their dacks down and Cats flogs make the long journey back to Corio, two-inch glubber shriveled up in the brisk June air. Port will stroll away with a 25 point win, Big Dicks will snag 5 and Clangerfield will limp off with an injury only to play the following week.

Get in here Cats flogs and ****fight me, entice me with a Sig and Av bet and let me melt you as you make the journey from the arse-end of East Australia to the arse-end of South Australia to see your 22 potatoes get rolled by Port.
 

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Got to lol at the Geelololong supporters considering chopping a Greyhound ride to Adelaide in a fortnight, trading one meth-riddled backwater town for another. I can just picture STPer18, Mr Blicavs, chefmeister and that dopey attention whore RedVest4 looking under their couches for enough coins to purchase a windowless seat in the cabin of the Corio-West Horsham Greyhound service. What's even more lulzy will be when Port pull their dacks down and Cats flogs make the long journey back to Corio, two-inch glubber shriveled up in the brisk June air. Port will stroll away with a 25 point win, Big Dicks will snag 5 and Clangerfield will limp off with an injury only to play the following week.

Get in here Cats flogs and ****fight me, entice me with a Sig and Av bet and let me melt you as you make the journey from the arse-end of East Australia to the arse-end of South Australia to see your 22 potatoes get rolled by Port.
Shut up D / H
 

Byron Porkett

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That $138 return flight looks mighty good value
Not surprised a North flog's first thought was the bus tho
You couldn't pay me to go to Adelaide friend. Would rather read the entire Hawks v Cats ****fight thread while listening to Terry Wallace sing in the background.

Lol at you checking out the discount flights though. Enjoy your Rex regional flight with no leg room and some fat flog taking up 2 seats next to you. I'll stick with Business Class friend
 

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Cats are gonna get their **** pushed in by the Paer and the Bay will be a river of Handbagger tears. Best part is it'll flood their (tiny) minds with doubt that they still can't get up after a week off. Cheers AFL & Ross for giving us the pre-finals bye, forever to be known as the Cat Flag Cockblock. :cryingcat:
 

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I dont recommend anyone go to Adelaide.... ever! This is what is considered a "welcoming party" in those neck of the woods!

Considering the number of inbred flogs in your catchment who've been busted running around the paddock with apple boxes shagging their own milking cows, I'd suggest you bring you own banjo's .. :$
 

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Considering the number of inbred flogs in your catchment who've been busted running around the paddock with apple boxes shagging their own milking cows, I'd suggest you bring you own banjo's .. :$
My catchment?
Im in Melbourne friend... Im very Cosmopolitan :$

I clearly struck a nerve tho
 

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You couldn't pay me to go to Adelaide friend. Would rather read the entire Hawks v Cats ****fight thread while listening to Terry Wallace sing in the background.

Lol at you checking out the discount flights though. Enjoy your Rex regional flight with no leg room and some fat flog taking up 2 seats next to you. I'll stick with Business Class friend
More power to you, Porko
Try not to get creases in that $900 suit
 

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SaltPeter

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My catchment?
Im in Melbourne friend... Im very Cosmopolitan :$

I clearly struck a nerve tho
lol .. the Western Districts is Melbournes catchment .. and we haven't even touched on the shenanigans that happen in the Gippsland or the High Country .. :$

Lol .. Livestock are valuable and need love and nurturing sounds cute coming from impressionable young metropolitan hippies. Not so much from flogs from the same family who've carried the same surname for 6 generations living on farms on the outskirts of suburbia .. :$
 

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lol .. the Western Districts is Melbournes catchment .. and we haven't even touched on the shenanigans that happen in the Gippsland or the High Country .. :$

Lol .. Livestock are valuable and need love and nurturing sounds cute coming from impressionable young metropolitan hippies. Not so much from flogs from the same family who've carried the same surname for 6 generations living on farms on the outskirts of suburbia .. :$
If I didnt know better friend, Id say youre speaking from experience there
 

SaltPeter

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If I didnt know better friend, Id say youre speaking from experience there
lol .. I only drive through rural Victoria under duress, during daylight hours and with my doors locked ..
 

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FMD Chief is sneaking some weird farken auto corrects in
 
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