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__Nantes__

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I like to smother my meat in oil before seasoning.
The lack of intelligence among TV presenters is impressive.
Picking up dog shit in the dark can be treacherous.
I like to lubricate my meat with chilli sauce.
Looking for intelligence when watching presenters is like looking for prude in a knock-shop.
I saw an art installation of the different stages of dog shit once. I liked the dried white version.
Putting your hands on a hot steering wheel is quintessential summer.
 

Elton Johns Wig

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I like Peruvian style chewy beef but with a peanut satay sauce.
Sometimes my leg goes numb when I'm on the toilet for a long session.
Paying extra for nice block of soap is worth the money in the end.
I'm a big fan of smoking pieces of meat Texas style.
I always let my fuel run down until the whole dashboard is flashing, but I've never run out.
Bottle stoppers for wine bottles are pointless.
 

__Nantes__

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Tender beef in any Asian style sauce that just melts in your mouth.
A good bamboo spatula is invaluable.
I like to fill my mouth up fully with a beverage and then swallow, never sip.
Self-serve check-outs are the epitome of everything that is wrong in the world.
When I finish a take-away coffee, I like to handball the cup into the bin like it's a footyball.
 
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