A new Toxin identified

[Sarcoidevo]

Reseachers in collaboration with the School of BioSciences at the University of Melbourne have made a major breakthrough by formally identifying the dangerous toxin which is produced by the brain of Carlolton supporters

The toxin, known as "Carltoxin" slowly yet systematically destroys Carlolton supporter's brain cells by dissolving their internal protein structure.

"It is one of the strongest poisons known to man – many times more toxic than that found in Richmuntoxin and also the Colonwood venom." explained one of the lead researchers ... "In all cases seen so far Carltoxin causes acute permanent brain damage, thankfully though it only affects those who identify as being a Carlolton supporter and cannot be transmitted."

Whilst there is currently no Carltoxin cure the research has shown that if a Carlolton supporter stops identifying as being a Carlolton supporter then the brain damage can be limited .... though unfortunately any previous damage inflicted to the brain of ex-Carlolton sufferers is irreversible.

 

[V23]

 

[Chronz]

This certainly explains alot. Thanks for the heads up on this very important scientific breakthrough Sarcoidevo.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

 

[the avoca drover]

Story checks out

 

[STPer18]

I mean we all knew it was something, but nice to have it scientifically proven finally.

 

[Jazny]

Reseachers in collaboration with the School of BioSciences at the University of Melbourne have made a major breakthrough by formally identifying the dangerous toxin which is produced by the brain of Carlolton supporters

The toxin, known as "Carltoxin" slowly yet systematically destroys Carlolton supporter's brain cells by dissolving their internal protein structure.

"It is one of the strongest poisons known to man – many times more toxic than that found in Richmuntoxin and also the Colonwood venom." explained one of the lead researchers ... "In all cases seen so far Carltoxin causes acute permanent brain damage, thankfully though it only affects those who identify as being a Carlolton supporter and cannot be transmitted."

Whilst there is currently no Carltoxin cure the research has shown that if a Carlolton supporter stops identifying as being a Carlolton supporter then the brain damage can be limited .... though unfortunately any previous damage inflicted to the brain of ex-Carlolton sufferers is irreversible.

Thank you so much for raising awareness! I would like to apologise to the Carltoxin victims who I have made snide comments to recently in V23 and Elmer_Hauser. I didn't know about this neurotoxin and I saw their continual extremely dumb posts as something to mock and make light of. Now I understand that it is not their fault and I feel really awful and I will try not to belittle and embarrass them so badly in the future.

 

[Bont2Bruce]

Good news. Now they can get to work on whatever it is in the water down in Jazmania that causes extra heads to grow.

 

[JoseMourinho]

Surprised that Jazmania hasn't updated their migration policy to ban Carltoxin affected from Jazmania.

 

[the avoca drover]

Surprised that Jazmania hasn't updated their migration policy to ban Carltoxin affected from Jazmania.

Should be updated to all of Australia.

 

[Elmer_Hauser]

Should be updated to all of Australia.

Jazmania sounds like a particular odious perfume/scent i prefer to avoid, especially if produced and bottled in Tasmania....

 

[V23]

Thank you so much for raising awareness! I would like to apologise to the Carltoxin victims who I have made snide comments to recently in V23 and Elmer_Hauser. I didn't know about this neurotoxin and I saw their continual extremely dumb posts as something to mock and make light of. Now I understand that it is not their fault and I feel really awful and I will try not to belittle and embarrass them so badly in the future.

So then what’s your excuse for your extremely dumb posts?

 

[Jazny]

So then what’s your excuse for your extremely dumb posts?

Oh dear everyone here comes one of the Carltoxin victims saying some nonsense. But look, they are still having a go which is the main thing! Good for you, V23!! I am super proud that you are not letting your horrendous brain disorder deter you from participating on the bay. Here, have my tick of participation

 

[the avoca drover]

Oh dear everyone here comes one of the Carltoxin victims saying some nonsense. But look, they are still having a go which is the main thing! Good for you, V23!! I am super proud that you are not letting your horrendous brain disorder deter you from participating on the bay. Here, have my tick of participation

Jazz, be gentle with him, he’s “special”.

 

[Hydatina Physis]

Richmuntoxin is an ASIO fabrication.

 

[Grin]

Richmuntoxin is an ASIO fabrication.

I wish

 

[Sarcoidevo]

Early stage effects of Richmuntoxin

 

[V23]

Oh dear everyone here comes one of the Carltoxin victims saying some nonsense. But look, they are still having a go which is the main thing! Good for you, V23!! I am super proud that you are not letting your horrendous brain disorder deter you from participating on the bay. Here, have my tick of participation

Individuals afflicted by Carltoxin are still more witty, intelligent, and cultured than the inhabitants of Jazmania.

 

[V23]

Early stage effects of Richmuntoxin

How long before they start exhibiting Karen-like symptoms at Springvale their nearest McDonald’s?

 

[Grin]

Early stage effects of Richmuntoxin

I’ll never live that down

 

[catscratchfever]

Individuals afflicted by Carltoxin are still more witty, intelligent, and cultured than the inhabitants of Jazmania.

So you’ve managed to slide under a very, very low bar. Congratulations - you’re at least 4 IQ points above a pot plant whereas Jazny is par.

 

[zackah]

I’ll never live that down

Better than throwing chicken drumsticks I guess

 

[V23]

So you’ve managed to slide under a very, very low bar. Congratulations - you’re at least 4 IQ points above a pot plant whereas Jazny is par.

I’m a Harvard professor compared to the rest of the flogs on the Bay, including yourself, m5.

 

[zackah]

I’m a Harvard professor compared to the rest of the flogs on the Bay, including yourself, m5.

I did part of my MBA at Harvard. Did you teach me?

 

[V23]

I did part of my MBA at Harvard. Did you teach me?

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I definitely didn’t teach you fashion sense or upper-body workouts