Media A Swallow's Coin Laundry

[A Swallow]

ant555 out of nowhere into equal top position, along with Aristotle Pickett & Metalcrusher who have been putting in each week.

1​	Aristotle Pickett	GUM	5​
2​	Metalcrusher	BOM	5​
3​	sausageroll	MBD	5​
4​	ant555	SCS	5​
5​	Gresh_Magic	LVB	4​
6​	BringBackTheAnchor	DRA	4​
7​	akkaps	ESP	4​
8​	nahnah	GCR	4​
9​	The Jesus	BOM	4​
10​	DrunkGoliath	ESP	4​
11​	kane249	LVB	4​
12​	DJ75	DRA	4​

 

[A Swallow]

The Bombers continue to surge ahead as league leaders in the Coin Laundry, with a record 13 team assists in their Round 3 match. The Warriors and Swamprats both put up decent numbers in their high-scoring affair to lift them off the bottom of the table, whilst the Wonders managed just 2 assists to slip to the bottom of the table.

1​	Baghdad Bombers (BOM)	29​
2​	Mount Buller Demons (MBD)	21​
3​	Fighting Furies (FF)	18​
4​	East Side Phoenix (ESP)	18​
5​	Gold City Royals (GCR)	17​
6​	Gumbies FFC (GUM)	16​
7​	Coney Island Warriors (CIW)	15​
8​	Sin City Swamprats (SCS)	15​
9​	Las Vegas Bears (LVB)	14​
10​	Roys FFC (ROY)	14​
11​	Dragons FFC (DRA)	14​
12​	West Coast Wonders (WCW)	11​

 

[Metalcrusher]

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Greetings plebs & welcome to A Swallow's Coin Laundry.

Despite the swathes of useless media and statistical analysis that plague the SFA boards, something has always been missing.

Until now.

Some call them assists, some call them dimes, some call them contributions. Whatever you know them as, the lead-up play/set-up to a goal is certainly as important as the goal itself, and at times arguably more impressive.

So this thread is for the Mesut Ozil's, the John Stockton's, the Robbie Gray's, the Wayne Gretzky's (well, sort of). The playmakers, the architects, the choreographers.

My team of intelligence analysts will assess the SFA matches on a weekly basis, and highlight those who directly assist in the most goals across the league, both week-by-week and overall. I will also post most assists sorted by team as well, to provide an insight into the sides that work well as a unit, and those that potentially rely more upon opposition error or individual brilliance.

The criteria for an assist is simple: it will be awarded to the player whose disposal or hit-out directly results in a goal to their teammate. Situations where the ball was kicked/hand-balled to a contest and/or the mark attempt was spoiled will NOT count - even if the forward goes on to score - due to more work being required by that player to generate the goal. Obviously there is some grey at times in the simulated text, and in those instances my team of highly trained analysts will make a call on whether to award the assist or not.

More to come.

Kind regards,

A Swallow

Good idea maybe a best team player of the year award with ND and Chief? Different slant on stats, I like it well done mate.

 

[Kilroy]

Washing Day.

Hmmmph.

 

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@ant555 out of nowhere into equal top position, along with @Aristotle Pickett & @Metalcrusher who have been putting in each week.

He only got there because he paid the SIM to drag me half way through the second quarter & leave me on the bench for the rest of the game.
We all know that I’m the superior HFF at the Swampies.