Presented with apologies to Otis Redding to the tune of Dock of the Bay...
Read it in the evening Sun
I'll be jobless when the morning comes
Watching reports roll in
Looks like I'm the last to know again
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
Watching the team's hopes roll away
To other coaches I say
Don't waste your time
I left my job in Sydney
Heading for Freo's pay
'Cause the team had plenty of youngsters
Not that they can ever win a game
So I'm just
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
The team's respect is fading away
Tiger's are the next team we play
The boys will be primed
Looks like nothin much has changed
Board members remain the same
The team won't do just what I tell them to do
So I guess it's time for change
Sitting here checking my phone
And the CEO won't ring me at home
He's two thousand miles away
Saying it's my fault that the team can't play
Now I'm just
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
Watching Ben Allen chat away
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
What a waste of time
(Whistle)
Read it in the evening Sun
I'll be jobless when the morning comes
Watching reports roll in
Looks like I'm the last to know again
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
Watching the team's hopes roll away
To other coaches I say
Don't waste your time
I left my job in Sydney
Heading for Freo's pay
'Cause the team had plenty of youngsters
Not that they can ever win a game
So I'm just
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
The team's respect is fading away
Tiger's are the next team we play
The boys will be primed
Looks like nothin much has changed
Board members remain the same
The team won't do just what I tell them to do
So I guess it's time for change
Sitting here checking my phone
And the CEO won't ring me at home
He's two thousand miles away
Saying it's my fault that the team can't play
Now I'm just
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
Watching Ben Allen chat away
Sitting with my Docker's last pay
What a waste of time
(Whistle)








