For those who haven't been paying attention, things aren't good at Punt Road.
Of the many issues they're currently facing what I'd like to focus on today are the missing Tigers supporters who are all of a sudden are umm... too busy to attend games, or something.
For the good of the crime rate in Australia we need to re-deploy these "people" to teams in higher positions on the ladder (hint: every other club). Are you willing to adopt them to your superior team?
Lets start the listings:
PROS: Was famous for about a year.
CONS: Afraid of commitment.
PROS: Probably some yank kid who hasn't even heard of Richmond.
CONS: Probably a yank. Also a kid.
PROS: This one will earn her new team some serious social points for taking one for the team.
CONS: Every word; spoken or written.
PROS: Richmond's most well adjusted/least sookiest supporter.
CONS: Not old enough for men's prison therefore able to commit unlimited felonies in today's Australia. That's why we need to get him away from Richmond people ASAP.
PROS: You can always tell who he supports by his choice in headware.
CONS: Might be the reason the Government will not support your club's next stadium/facility expansion.
PROS: Umbrella connoisseur, vast experience as "Vice Patron" at a self proclaimed "Big 4 club".
CONS: Not a great babysitter.
PROS: Helps fill diversity quotas.
CONS: Listed as a "famous" supporter but does anyone actually know who he is?
PROS: Seem like lovely people.
CONS: May distract viewers.
UPDATE: Claimed by OP.
Feel free to adopt or list new ones as you see fit.
Of the many issues they're currently facing what I'd like to focus on today are the missing Tigers supporters who are all of a sudden are umm... too busy to attend games, or something.
For the good of the crime rate in Australia we need to re-deploy these "people" to teams in higher positions on the ladder (hint: every other club). Are you willing to adopt them to your superior team?
Lets start the listings:
PROS: Was famous for about a year.
CONS: Afraid of commitment.
PROS: Probably some yank kid who hasn't even heard of Richmond.
CONS: Probably a yank. Also a kid.
PROS: This one will earn her new team some serious social points for taking one for the team.
CONS: Every word; spoken or written.
PROS: Richmond's most well adjusted/least sookiest supporter.
CONS: Not old enough for men's prison therefore able to commit unlimited felonies in today's Australia. That's why we need to get him away from Richmond people ASAP.
PROS: You can always tell who he supports by his choice in headware.
CONS: Might be the reason the Government will not support your club's next stadium/facility expansion.
PROS: Umbrella connoisseur, vast experience as "Vice Patron" at a self proclaimed "Big 4 club".
CONS: Not a great babysitter.
PROS: Helps fill diversity quotas.
CONS: Listed as a "famous" supporter but does anyone actually know who he is?
PROS: Seem like lovely people.
CONS: May distract viewers.
UPDATE: Claimed by OP.
Feel free to adopt or list new ones as you see fit.
