Adrian Cox Fan Club

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

For this week only, I'm changing my name, in honour of the (re)launching of one of the great AFL careers.

Ladies and gentlemen, this man needs no introduction.

I give you ...

The nutter, ADRIAN COX!

You may insert grovelling compliments about Coxie's greatness below.

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Phwoar!

Now, let's be honest ladies - cop a look at this will you ...

Pants wetting material or what?

I tell you what, if I was a "left-hander" I'd have a crack at him myself!

 

[JUBJUB]

What is it with Hawthorn players names & names of body parts ?
A Hawthorn supporter wants a player with the surname "Ball" drafted.You've got "Cox".

Thank god there's no one with the surname "Vagina"

 

[Chris_23]

Ball, Bone, Cox, Ansell, Condon (almost!) Chick.

COXY!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Tonka]

I'll be telling everyone who cares in the pub tonight, that I was there the day Coxy played... "Yes, he played and for one day at least the people were happy."

Go Coxy. You'll kill 'em.

 

[Catman]

Re: Phwoar!

Is the reason he doesn't get a game because he doesn't fit in with Hawthorn's glamour queens club, eg. Dixon, Lord, Harford, Crawford?
Is he neglected because he isn't a "pretty boy"?

 

[PiesPremiers]

Re: Re: Phwoar!

Originally posted by Catman
Is the reason he doesn't get a game because he doesn't fit in with Hawthorn's glamour queens club, eg. Dixon, Lord, Harford, Crawford?
Is he neglected because he isn't a "pretty boy"?

hehehe love it...

and ayy.. whats wrong with left handers???

 

[The Abuser]

Re: Re: Re: Phwoar!

Originally posted by PiesPremiers
and ayy.. whats wrong with left handers???

He's not talking about pulling himself off like you are Danny "Virgin'' Boy.

 

[PiesPremiers]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Phwoar!

Originally posted by The Abuser


He's not talking about pulling himself off like you are Danny "Virgin'' Boy.

i wasnt either... he was implying left handers "bat for the wrong team" i think.. well thats the way i took it...

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by Chris_23
Ball, Bone, Cox, Ansell, Condon (almost!) Chick.

COXY!!!!!!!!!!

Wasn't Willie Rioli at Hawthorn a few years ago ?

 

[Mr Ripper]

The Dixon - Cox combination stood tall today.

 

[topdon]

Top name is Adrian!!

 

[Chris_23]

COXY!!!!!!!!!!

The 'Nutter' played a top game today, he kicked 2 goals and provided plenty of run through midfield and half back. Welcome back Coxy

 

[GOALden Hawk]

THE NUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have been a MASSIVE fan of Coxy since he joined the club, and boy am I happy at the moment. What a performance!!!!!! That goal in the final quarter - what sensational stuff. This guy has cult hero written all over him!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I can see the Adrian Cox Back Pocket signs appearing as we speak!!!!!!

What a fantastic match!

 

[PiesPremiers]

the coach picks up the phone and says to the runner

PULL COX OFF

 

[Danny Chook Fan Club]

Quick note for Pies Premiers: no disrespect intended, merely pointing out that Coxie is such an attractive bloke that I might change sides just to bed him. Cheers!

By the way, membership prices for the ACFC have just doubled. Send your subscriptions to the usual address.

COXIE!!!!!!!!

 

[JUBJUB]

Originally posted by PiesPremiers
the coach picks up the phone and says to the runner

PULL COX OFF

Wouldn't he say " Cox off,Di.ckson [hawk runner]" ?

 

[Grendel]

I went bald just to be like

COXIE!!!!!!!!!!

ps. do minions qualify for cheaper subscription rates!?!