Universal Love Adrian Dodoro, is there anything he can't do?

Discussion in 'Essendon' started by Howard Moon, Apr 28, 2016.

Put it out there
  1. Howard Moon

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    I know you lot think disco is in the form of his life signing hooker, getting pick 5 for Carslile... but ive got news for you, this is how he has always been, i have been doling a little research and the man just keeps popping up where you least expect.

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    here he was brokering a middle east peace deal.. its clearly gone down hill since he left to join Essendon.

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    here he was after brokering the deal that got Mandela freed.

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    can clearly be seen taking a break on the far right, rumour has it he was responsible for the new york art deco boom

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    disco had a dream too ... he wrote the famous speech.

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    it was dodoro who talked Munroe into walking over the vent...

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    Disco orchestrated the Black power salute, he slowed to run second on purpose to give the man his moment.

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    Dicso actually took the selfie... but lost his phone in the toilet while drunk later on.

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    despite what is taught in school, most cut off the proper ending to the evolution of man, here it is.

    so its clear to see, theres nothing this man cant do.
     

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    Maybe nobody asked him?
     
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    I saw Dudororororororrorooo lick his elbow once.
     
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    He has trouble downloading torrents for TV shows :D
     
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    Jade Smug lives here.

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  9. Howard Moon

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    Pretty sure he is spending the day ironing out the kinks in the MYKI system, they call him the wolf, fixes anything, on call.
     
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    Struggles to fit one more jacket.
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    I believe he was The Wolf in Pulp Fiction... many remember him as a Harvey Keitel... but they are wrong.
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    I can confirm today for you all that Dodoro can infact fold a peice of a paper in half more than 7 times.
     
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    Why the **** is he wearing 3 jackets in that photo?
     
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    Because he can, same reason my dog licks his junk
     
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    What a Dodoro lol.
     
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    He wears a jacket for every time he screws stkilda, hope el Nino eases soon
     
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    Your dog knows Dodo?
     
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    He can eat 7 Jatz crackers in a minute. The man is a machine.
     
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    Can't believe you left out the photo of Dodoro landing on the moon and the other one where he parted the Red Sea.

    The original quote before it was doctored was "that's one small step for Dodoro but one giant leap for mankind".
     
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    None of this is surprising in the slightest. Gives unbelievable back rubs also. I hear he personally rubs down each player after a game.
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    An Adrian Dodoro roundhouse kick can be seen from outer space. With the naked eye.
     
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    That's nothing, he can sneeze with his eyes open
     
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    To be fair, he built us a nice team that was supposed to peak in 2013 before all this ASADA bs happened. His drafting has been excellent recently even with one hand tied
     
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