Universal Love Adrian Dodoro, is there anything he can't do?

Discussion in 'Essendon' started by Howard Moon, Apr 28, 2016.

Put it out there
  1. VelvetSledge

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  2. Howard Moon

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    come with me if you want to live.
     
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  5. Howard Moon

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    .......do you want to run this update


    Ummm no.
     
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    I know but I had to post that article.
     
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    Does anyone else get the feeling that this year will be make a break or career for jackets? I think jackets will tear it up upcoming draft and trade period.
     
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    'Bumping' at the risk of being taken out of context (damn thread title).

    Is it a coincidence that in the first off-season post scandal and having finished 8th that we go from can't attract anyone to Stringer, Saad and Smith?

    The merits of those players aside (that was never the debate - it's only ever been about having shiny new things) it shoots to shit a substantial part of the criticism doesn't it?
     
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    Ofcourse but that was obvious. Not to all I guess.
     
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    probably should have posted this here...

    Dodoro getting back to Tulla this week

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  14. Howard Moon

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    The football world was abuzz yesterday as Essendon list manager Adrian Dodoro strode into day one of trade negotiations but most people were more curious about the backpack that was casually slung over his left shoulder.

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    In an Ess BF special report we have been given exclusive access to the curious contents of the bag, which may give us a clearer picture into what makes the man, the enigma that is Adrian Dodoro tick.

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    Upon first glace it seems a bag of oddities but if one analyses it further everything has a purpose.

    Firstly we have 2 Jackets which are self explanatory.

    We find a feather and ink well, this is assumed to be for signing of contracts, some say the feather comes from an albino pelican that wanders bay street in port Melbourne.

    We have a pocket watch which is clearly for advanced hypnosis and general time keeping.

    Also found is a phone tap kit and x ray glasses, nuff said.

    A hairbrush is present for media conferences.

    A tube of lube, unopened. He generally goes in dry during negotiations.

    A curious collection of zip ties, copper wire and a 9 volt battery point to an advanced negotiation kit.

    and lastly a grilled focaccia incase he gets peckish.

    so as you can see, he is a man prepared and at the top of his list management game, lets just hope he doesn't need to visit an airport any time soon.

    more to follow.
     
  15. Howard Moon

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    Any missing bag items?

    Some room in the front zipper part
     
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    Ameet Bains
     
  17. Howard Moon

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    He's in his back pocket m7
     
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    He's in a ****in gimp box with a rubber ball strapped to his mouth.
     
  19. BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!

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    Dodoro has grabbed one too many jackets.
     
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    that looks like turkey and cranberry on that focaccia....that's not very Mediterranean
     
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    ******* zip ties & lube had me laughing! ******* zip ties & lube! Oh my :)
     
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    Doggies will be hoping he uses the lube, but he won't...
     
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    he will, it'll be the one that smells suspiciously like deep heat
     
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    As long as it's not Tigers Balme, that guy will squash you
     
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    Keep racking up those jackets, Adrian...

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