FTA-TV Ads that piss you off (3)

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Jan 29, 2007
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Western Bulldogs
Not to mention that it's the wrong kind of bird. It's a duck! They serve chicken!
The only reason I can think of for this is that it's in the duck's best interest for us to eat chicken and therefore not eat him. Although this may be giving KFC too much credit.
 

hilly

Brownlow Medallist
Nov 27, 2000
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Frank Grey Smith Bar
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North Melbourne
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mynewcareer.com.au
  • Do an MBA on-line using your laptop outside with a gale blowing into your face
  • Best of all there are no exams (not that we doubt the mindset/talent/confidence of our target audience)
  • Smug celebrations after presumably finishing/being promoted as if it was a Grand Final
  • 'Take your career from something sh1t to being a mid-tier CEO'
  • You too can have an exciting career with a powerpoint presentation or catching a plane somewhere
  • Carrying folders around is now for your minions
 

estibador

purple haze
Mar 2, 2007
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Fremantle
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The new Special K ads.

Special K have spent the last 20 years bombarding women with the message that they can become slim and beautiful like the women in their ads if they eat that crap, now all of a sudden they're trying to champion themselves as bastions of body acceptance.
 

bungalow_bill

Norm Smith Medallist
Dec 11, 2010
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11,246
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Brisbane Lions
The new Special K ads.

Special K have spent the last 20 years bombarding women with the message that they can become slim and beautiful like the women in their ads if they eat that crap, now all of a sudden they're trying to champion themselves as bastions of body acceptance.

Incredible that anyone would think a cereal loaded with sugar will help you lose weight.
 
Sep 27, 2004
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15,667
Dr Geoffrey Edelsten's jacuzzi
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Carlton


I'd like this ad if I could read and speak as well as women my age who are clearly brighter than us dumb grunts.

Girl are poorer athletes than men, so lets have more funding for female sports stars who earn less in that field because they're not as fast, strong and athletic. That part must have been left on the cutting room floor.

The super annoying karate kid grew up to be the head of the yakuza...

 
Sep 24, 2008
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The new AFL participation advert is completely baffling and out of touch much like the AFL itself.

"Fyfe! I told you to trim those sideburns!"

*. Off.
 

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Apr 12, 2006
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Booking desk, TISM boat hire
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Geelong
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I'd like this ad if I could read and speak as well as women my age who are clearly brighter than us dumb grunts.

Girl are poorer athletes than men, so lets have more funding for female sports stars who earn less in that field because they're not as fast, strong and athletic. That part must have been left on the cutting room floor.

The super annoying karate kid grew up to be the head of the yakuza...



Oh wow, a *en thieving bank milking the female agenda card. As a father of a 16 year old girl I agree with everything that's the sentiment of that ad, but * the bank. Robber barons.
 
Aug 17, 2006
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21,445
AFL Club
Geelong
Hey, I've got a revolutionary idea for a Sportsbet commercial: How about one or two guys that like sports, but aren't complete and utter f**kwits?

A close relation of the 'Guys who take sports too seriously and it takes over their regular lives' idea that's only been done about a billion times now, or a commercial that could be flogging anything really, but just ensure that you have a Homer Simpson-esque male character and a Mensa-candidate female character.
 

raskolnikov

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Apr 1, 2002
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Cap Coast
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Essendon
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Gold Coast Suns
The Seek ad where they're sitting around the table in the boardroom in speedos.
 
Sep 24, 2008
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MuMuLand
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Geelong
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Celtic, West Perth, Glory, S'Roos
Hey, I've got a revolutionary idea for a Sportsbet commercial: How about one or two guys that like sports, but aren't complete and utter f**kwits?

A close relation of the 'Guys who take sports too seriously and it takes over their regular lives' idea that's only been done about a billion times now, or a commercial that could be flogging anything really, but just ensure that you have a Homer Simpson-esque male character and a Mensa-candidate female character.

They are also clearly watching Premier League and La Liga games in broad daylight. Either they are in Europe/USA watching the games in a house or the ad is not accurate.
 
The matchmaking ad where she is selecting a bottle of French wine, didn't see her pay for it. Shoplifting?
I commented elsewhere but if a bloke has a bird coming over to his place , he gives 2 squirts of goats-piss WHAT she brings.
 
Apr 28, 2008
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West Coast
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Arsenal Kilmarnock
prob been said before but the "deep heat" ad where the guy is meant to play tennis against his wife, and he thinks he can beat her because she has a sore back (prob shaggers back from pegging him) or something, and she uses the muscle rub and smashes him...
Really? Seems like a purely harmless ad to me, I don't understand the irritation with that one in particular.
 
Feb 19, 2016
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36,587
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North Melbourne
prob been said before but the "deep heat" ad where the guy is meant to play tennis against his wife, and he thinks he can beat her because she has a sore back (prob shaggers back from pegging him) or something, and she uses the muscle rub and smashes him...
Another added to the list of ads specifically aimed at making men look bad by potraying them as sexist, stupid or incompetent. Eff these ad agencies.
 

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