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This is why all women should be put on the pill from age 12
Ok the best way to play this is as follows. It involves some good acting.
Tell her you really like her but you dont think you are ready to be the father of a baby, and that if she does decide to keep it then say im sorry but i wont want anything to do with you or the baby.
Therefore she is faced with the decision of:
1. losing the baby but keeping you as a boyfriend
2. keeping the baby but losing you.
Hopefully you get her hooked on you enough that she'll choose the former, it will involve spending alot of quality time with her.
And then when you are 100% sure that she has terminated it, BAM! see you later!
Tell her you really like her but you dont think you are ready to be the father of a baby, and that if she does decide to keep it then say im sorry but i wont want anything to do with you or the baby.
Therefore she is faced with the decision of:
1. losing the baby but keeping you as a boyfriend
2. keeping the baby but losing you.
Hopefully you get her hooked on you enough that she'll choose the former, it will involve spending alot of quality time with her.
And then when you are 100% sure that she has terminated it, BAM! see you later!
I realise Canberra is the pr0n capital of Australia, but I thought the age of consent was still 16 !
Shit advice.
Honesty is al always the best policy.
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You made some critical mistakes... firstly why the hell did you get back in contact with a one night stand?? That's something I never did, you don't want to know much more than you learnt that night so there is where the error was.
And if your condom broke what I would have done is stayed the night, got up before she did and come back with a cheeseburger for the nasty, hung over hoe and stuffed a morning after pill inside of it.
Your chance for that is now gone.
Marry her.
And if your condom broke what I would have done is stayed the night, got up before she did and come back with a cheeseburger for the nasty, hung over hoe and stuffed a morning after pill inside of it.
Your chance for that is now gone.
Marry her.
'Kicker in the guts till she pisses blood,' as the Frankston clients would say.
This thread is gold 
Oh, and yeah, sorry to the OP...
Oh, and yeah, sorry to the OP...
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The OP said this in the 'What makes you feel good?' thread.
Can you give us an update?
Pal, you will probably look at this post in a glass half empty kind of way now huh?
Can you give us an update?
Cuz u have a kid. :O
Enough time has passed for an update, what happened? I bet it was a false alarm.
Probably an LtD style troll thread.
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Update!
Sorry guys it's been a while, been flat out with work and dealing with this drama.
I did infect her with my semen and she assured me she's gotten rid of it since then. I went over all the con's saying that we both weren't ready for a kid even though I really "liked her" and wanted something to happen (which I didn't). I told her that in a year or two time when I'm a bit more settled we can do it (pfffft
) She was very hesitant and clingy saying stuff like "if I get rid of it will you leave me" and I was like "I promise!" so I'm confident she got rid of it.
Only thing is I have some clingy bitch who messages me now constantly.
I don't want to ditch her just yet incase it was a lie and this was a way of sucking me back!
Advice for next step? Preciate
Sorry guys it's been a while, been flat out with work and dealing with this drama.
I did infect her with my semen and she assured me she's gotten rid of it since then. I went over all the con's saying that we both weren't ready for a kid even though I really "liked her" and wanted something to happen (which I didn't). I told her that in a year or two time when I'm a bit more settled we can do it (pfffft
) She was very hesitant and clingy saying stuff like "if I get rid of it will you leave me" and I was like "I promise!" so I'm confident she got rid of it.Only thing is I have some clingy bitch who messages me now constantly.
I don't want to ditch her just yet incase it was a lie and this was a way of sucking me back!
Advice for next step? Preciate
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Dude. Seriously. Run.Only thing is I have some clingy bitch who messages me now constantly.
I don't want to ditch her just yet incase it was a lie and this was a way of sucking me back!
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You caught a break. Next time, she will have a baby.
Hell Ill wash the sock I use and you can have that to use.
Update!
Sorry guys it's been a while, been flat out with work and dealing with this drama.
I did infect her with my semen and she assured me she's gotten rid of it since then. I went over all the con's saying that we both weren't ready for a kid even though I really "liked her" and wanted something to happen (which I didn't). I told her that in a year or two time when I'm a bit more settled we can do it (pfffft
Only thing is I have some clingy bitch who messages me now constantly.
I don't want to ditch her just yet incase it was a lie and this was a way of sucking me back!
Advice for next step? Preciate
Definite hoax.
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THis thread is gold, more so for the absolute lightweights who fell for the original post.
"Yep, out at 3am, went home with a dirty, condom broke, and now she thinks she's pregant".
I mean could you get anymore bland and generic?
Obvious troll when the post ends with
"WTF SERIOUSLY??!?!?
What do I do?"
Hook, line and sinker.
"Yep, out at 3am, went home with a dirty, condom broke, and now she thinks she's pregant".
I mean could you get anymore bland and generic?
Obvious troll when the post ends with
"WTF SERIOUSLY??!?!?
What do I do?"
Hook, line and sinker.
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I think John Elliot paid her off.
OP, probably should extra large size condos, I've not had one break since I've been using them..
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OP, probably should extra large size condos, I've not had one break since I've been using them.
So I guess home insurance is a waste for you every month.