Health advice please...

[nicky]

I've recently developed strong feelings for my neighbour in the downstairs apartment but I am concerned he is gay and secretly in love with my other gay neighbour, who is also my life time best friend.

I am finding myself being short and cold towards my gay neighbour because i can't bare the thought of the two of them running off together. I know my best friend would never do that to me but I can't help but blame him for being so alluring that the love of my life (or month) would prefer him over me.

I am turning to big footy because all of my other friends are too close and I know that neither my neighbour downstairs or my gay friend have ever seen an afl game, let alone, lurk on an afl forum.

How do i cap my feelings for someone who is probably gay?

help

*yesterday was my gay neighbours birthday and i had to try very hard to be nice to him, after a serious think and 2 glasses of red I was able to treat him nicely as he deserves.

 

[bunsen burner]

How do i cap my feelings for someone who is probably gay?

I'd suggest a big cup of cement to help you harden the **** up.

Does you mate want to root him as well?

 

[nicky]

bunsen, you do not have feelings therefore are unable to contribute to this thread.

No, my friend does not want to root him.

 

[bunsen burner]

Does your gay friend also think he's gay?

 

[Todd_Gack]

If he's secretly gay maybe he secretly watches afl and posts on bigfooty too

 

[hilly]

I've recently developed strong feelings for my neighbour in the downstairs apartment

I read that as having developed feelings in the downstairs department.

 

[nicky]

My friend doesn't know if he's gay. Basically, he came onto me and didn't pursue my friends advances. It's just that he says some of the gayest things i've ever come across. They are unique so i can't post them because it could be the undoing of this situation.

Anyway, rather than getting to the bottom of this can you please post some advice...

 

[clivewaterhousen]

threesome.

 

[bunsen burner]

Anyway, rather than getting to the bottom of this can you please post some advice...

I've never tried to hook up with a gay dude before so my advice might be limited.

Why wouldn't you ask him out for a drink. Get him drunk. Take advantage of him? You will soon know. Or why don't you ask him out for a drink and then ask him if he's gay?

 

[lions_den]

threesome.

/thread

 

[nicky]

I've never tried to hook up with a gay dude before so my advice might be limited.

Why wouldn't you ask him out for a drink. Get him drunk. Take advantage of him? You will soon know. Or why don't you ask him out for a drink and then ask him if he's gay?

I've been seeing him. I just feel like i'm on the outskirts of hell and one day he's going to say "i'm so sorry but i'm gay" and i will be devastated.

I have serious doubts and need to cap my feelings.

 

[lions_den]

I can't believe nicky is a chick, certainly puts a whole new perspective on some of her posts.

 

[beez]

I can't believe nicky is a chick, certainly puts a whole new perspective on some of her posts.

This!

 

[nicky]

did you have a bad impression of me as a male poster?

 

[lions_den]

did you have a bad impression of me as a male poster?

Good impression as a male poster, bad as a female, haha.

 

[nicky]

Good impression as a male poster, bad as a female, haha.

hahaha i was hoping you wouldn't make that joke

 

[Dont be a lemon]

Try hitting him.

 

[lions_den]

Try hitting him.

This could work.

If he has a sook and crys about it: Gay.
If he hits you back twice as hard: Straight.

 

[clivewaterhousen]

hahaha i was hoping you wouldn't make that joke

go downstairs in your sexiest negligee' and a gun and rape him.

if he gets hard you will know for sure

 

[r dub 19]

Pretty simple I would of thought.

When your with the guy, ask him some questions.

E.g would you do that girl?

I don't see how you couldn't know if he was gay.

 

[nicky]

Well i've been with him so he knows how to be with a girl but i'm unconvinced.

He is the most effeminite person i've met. The other day him and my gay friend were over for dinner and I realised that he makes my gay friend seem manly.

I guess at the end of the day he's not as into me as i am to him and it's easier to think he's gay than ... yeah, oh well.

advice on how to burn him?

 

[clivewaterhousen]

Well i've been with him so he knows how to be with a girl but i'm unconvinced.

He is the most effeminite person i've met. The other day him and my gay friend were over for dinner and I realised that he makes my gay friend seem manly.

I guess at the end of the day he's not as into me as i am to him and it's easier to think he's gay than ... yeah, oh well.

advice on how to burn him?

flamethrower

 

[lions_den]

Also nicky, once you admit that you're a girl online it is mandatory to show pics for roof. Just sayin'.

 

[flamethrower]

flamethrower

Sorry clive, but I am fully booked.

Take him out to dinner and have a heart to heart to ascertain exactly how he feels about you.

 

[King Elvis]

Why are you so into a guy whose so effeminate?

Just hook up with chicks instead.