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Nah, would much prefer is she sucked my dick and then let me drill her for a while or so.
Good trolling though.
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Here I come with the solution - as usual.
I was mad for a hot bi chick a few years ago. It took me almost a year to rope her into the Mooster Web of Charm (registered trademark). But she finally came over. I told her I wanted her to teach me all the secrets of how a woman pleases a woman. She did. Now I'm a Grand Master at giving a woman oral, digital and vibratory delights and I got to practice it all endlessly on this woman I was dying for. We no longer see each other, but who cares? I've moved on to other pastures armed with deadly skills.
Nicky, do the same thing with this *** whom you have an outlandish crush for. You'll get to satisfy your lust for him over and over and in the meantime you'll become a master at giving a guy a blowie. Win-Win.
Oh, and if anyone reading this believes you are a master at oral without being specifically taught by a gay member of the opposite sex, you're fooling yourselves. Those are fake moans being given off my your gf/bf.
It's the only thing really that the homos have over us.
I was mad for a hot bi chick a few years ago. It took me almost a year to rope her into the Mooster Web of Charm (registered trademark). But she finally came over. I told her I wanted her to teach me all the secrets of how a woman pleases a woman. She did. Now I'm a Grand Master at giving a woman oral, digital and vibratory delights and I got to practice it all endlessly on this woman I was dying for. We no longer see each other, but who cares? I've moved on to other pastures armed with deadly skills.
Nicky, do the same thing with this *** whom you have an outlandish crush for. You'll get to satisfy your lust for him over and over and in the meantime you'll become a master at giving a guy a blowie. Win-Win.
Oh, and if anyone reading this believes you are a master at oral without being specifically taught by a gay member of the opposite sex, you're fooling yourselves. Those are fake moans being given off my your gf/bf.
It's the only thing really that the homos have over us.
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hahahaha a bit of shameless self promotion.
Wise words though
Nicky, I don't know what shame is.
And of course they were wise words.
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Agreed. Who else thinks that nicky is a dude? No pics adds fuel to the fire.
There have been pics in the past though.
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err pics or it didn't happen
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she isn't a dude i can assure you as I know her.
she's a cool chick, which makes this whole thread even more disturbing!!
Nicky WTF? If this dude is gay that is a seriously ****ed up situation.
If he isn't, the fact he acts like one isn't much better!
I could get Ben to come over paro and ask him if he falls asleep on the couch will he rape him in his sleep, that should get the question answered once and for all LOL
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she isn't a dude i can assure you as I know her.
she's a cool chick, which makes this whole thread even more disturbing!!
Nicky WTF? If this dude is gay that is a seriously ****ed up situation.
If he isn't, the fact he acts like one isn't much better!
I could get Ben to come over paro and ask him if he falls asleep on the couch will he rape him in his sleep, that should get the question answered once and for all LOL
FREAKY! I'm surprised and embarassed!
SURELY, just SURELY you know me better than this
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Do you wanna know how i know that you're Nicky's neighbour?she isn't a dude i can assure you as I know her.
she's a cool chick, which makes this whole thread even more disturbing!!
Nicky WTF? If this dude is gay that is a seriously ****ed up situation.
If he isn't, the fact he acts like one isn't much better!
I could get Ben to come over paro and ask him if he falls asleep on the couch will he rape him in his sleep, that should get the question answered once and for all LOL
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Rap sucks, Mr. Gor. It always has and it always will.
However, your YouTube link would have been great had they showed an actual video which went along in correspondence with the lyrics.
Rap sucks, Mr. Gor. It always has and it always will.
Forget that not.
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Do you wanna know how i know that you're Nicky's neighbour?
Do you wanna know how i know you have a tiny dick just like your dad?
Yep, ya mum!
And considering i live in Adelaide part of the year and Western Australia / overseas for another part of the year it would be pretty ****ing hard for me to be her neighbour!!
That and i have never been mistaken for a ****, unlike your good self. Yep, ya mum again, said you looked like a little girl till at least 7 and by then the damage was done.
Oh she wants her blouse back too, said you promised you'd return it the day after the so called "fancy dress" party!
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your opinion buddy. it's your opinion that rap sucks, forget that not. it wouldn't be around if SOMEONE didn't like it
idiot.not gonna get into a debate over music though, all i was getting at was your unnecessary desire to eat vag.
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TBF, you could make the same argument about Justin Bieber and the Jonas Brothers.
Sure is.
