You are like one of those turds that keep popping back up no matter how many times you try to flush it away...
"See sweety, he lifted his arm up as he was tackled. The tackler's arm came up, so he got the free."
"But he's lifting his arm up Dad"
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Look sweety, the rules are in favour of the player who goes in harder at the ball. Plus the Bulldogs haven't been in a Grand Final for 95 years. Just shut the * up and be happy for them. If you can't be happy for them, then I feel sorry for you. Little s**t"