Autopsy AFL 2020 Round 6 - Eagles v Crows Sat July 11th 3:05pm AEST (Gabba)

[bzparkes]

Eleni needs to go back to the ammos.

 

[workhorse]

God. Adelaide’s in-close handball skills are diabolical

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

Her centre bounces are also a joke.

She's absolutely laughably bad but no-one is game to point out the obvious for fear of being attacked by the twitterati.

shes absolutely terrible. No feel for the game whatsoever

 

[Atomboy]

Awesome scoreworm on the Footy Live app

 

[Greenac]

Dermie is right there. Players staring at umps just makes them look guilty.

 

[bzparkes]

Dermie is right there. Players staring at umps just makes them look guilty.

Unless your name is Selweood.

 

[YippeeYiYeo]

Dermie is right there. Players staring at umps just makes them look guilty.

strange interpretation of the rules if thats consistent though.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Eagles have kicked 4 goals to half time in perfect conditions against the bottom winless team. Derwayne goes with "Eagles could be premiership favourites in 2 weeks".

What a dead set flog.

 

[mouncey2franklin]

Awesome scoreworm on the Footy Live appView attachment 910217

Surprisingly accurate.

 

[Magma]

Eagles have kicked 4 goals to half time in perfect conditions against the bottom winless team. Derwayne goes with "Eagles could be premiership favourites in 2 weeks".

What a dead set flog.

thought the same. absolute *******. he makes dermie sound exceptional.

 

[Coaster2012]

Simple, what would he do if he wasn't overweight?

If you have an injury history you should look after yourself...

Imagine using your analogy for Cousins etc etc.

Cousins is a midfielder with one of the most ripped rigs in history. You're comparing him to NN?

Lol wat?

 

[PAFC_1870]

Since when has his possessions ever mattered? Lol

Because he's under achieving

 

[Greasyrhys]

Eagles have kicked 4 goals to half time in perfect conditions against the bottom winless team. Derwayne goes with "Eagles could be premiership favourites in 2 weeks".

What a dead set flog.

How that commentator has a job is beyond me

 

[Port Adel Proud]

Dwayne shouldn't be allowed to call any matches where NicNat is playing.

No. Dwayne should not be allowed to call any game.

 

[PAFC_1870]

Cousins is a midfielder with one of the most ripped rigs in history. You're comparing him to NN?

Lol wat?

Imagine what Cousins could have been if he actually stayed on the straight and narrow?

You justify it, but don't realise they aren't giving themselves the best chance either.

NicNat isn't fit. Simple.

 

[PAFC_1870]

What does Cousins drug issues have to do with Nic Nat?

Do you even know what you're talking about anymore?

Yeah I do.

You are justifying unfit or drug ridden players, without realising they've let themselves down

Piss poor standards.

 

[Port Adel Proud]

shes absolutely terrible. No feel for the game whatsoever

No feel for the game like most of the 44 middle distance runners- sorry I mean players.

 

[Coaster2012]

Yeah I do.

You are justifying unfit or drug ridden players, without realising they've let themselves down

Drug ridden players? Wtf does Cousins have to do with anything going on today? Why are u even talking about him?

I'm out. What a hopeless argument your attempting to construct

 

[PAFC_1870]

Drug ridden players? Wtf does Cousins have to do with anything going on today? Why are u even talking about him?

I'm out. What a hopeless argument your attempting to construct

Yeah yeah.

Club is full of low standards.

Has been for years.

You are delusional defending someone who's clearly not anywhere near peak fitness. He's a professional, it's a disgrace.

 

[Coaster2012]

Yeah yeah.

Club is full of low standards.

Has been for years.

You are delusional defending someone who's clearly not anywhere near peak fitness. He's a professional, it's a disgrace.

A club of low standards? They literally won the flag 2 years ago

Is this real life?

 

[PAFC_1870]

A club of low standards? They literally won the flag 2 years ago

Is this real life?

You're defending an overweight player.

Low standards.

 

[Port Adel Proud]

Drug ridden players? Wtf does Cousins have to do with anything going on today? Why are u even talking about him?

I'm out. What a hopeless argument your attempting to construct

Exactly what is not tolerably clear in my good mate PAFC_1870's argument. But it might be that we have the same twisted logic.

 

[Brunswick Trap King]

A club of low standards? They literally won the flag 2 years ago

Is this real life?

That PA supporter is here because I made fun of him a few weeks ago. Just ignore him, he's incoherent at best.

 

[PAFC_1870]

That PA supporter is here because I made fun of him a few weeks ago. Just ignore him, he's incoherent at best.

Wtf are you talking about?

Can't handle someone calling out NicNat for being fat?

I don't remember you, nor do I care what you think you did. Don't flatter yourself.

 

[Americanpies]

Why is it that seemingly every game, one team scores 2 goals or less by half time...