Autopsy AFL 2021 Round 17 - Port v Demons Thurs July 8th 7:40pm EST (AO)

[Fountain Springs]

Shut up Rompingwins

 

[Stax on the mill]

For a team that fancies themselves as a premiership contender Port are a long way short. Been well beaten at home by 3 other top teams, Dogs, Cats, now the Dees. Plus WCE and. Risbane have belted them as well. Can see them going straight out, no matter who they play and where. Very ordinary team.

 

[CrowInFiji]

Has Ben Brown

50

Ben Brown

Age

31

Ht

200cm

Wt

100kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

10.7

3star

K

7.7

3star

HB

3.0

3star

M

4.8

5star

T

1.2

3star

G

2.2

5star

D

7.9

2star

K

6.3

3star

HB

1.6

1star

M

3.7

4star

T

0.9

2star

G

1.0

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.6

2star

HB

3.4

3star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

1.2

4star

ever been at the drop of the ball?

Bloke needs it on his chest or he is useless

 

[JasRulz63]

How are port so high on the ladder? They are no good

Easy draw (double ups are St. Kilda, Collingwood, Western Bulldogs, Carlton, Adelaide), and they generally beat the teams below them but crumble against the teams above them.

 

[Shane Heard]

Lol Poot Power

Bunch of pretenders.

 

[Scythe94]

Hahahahahaha pad those stats Charlie!

 

[Plugger35]

Port are pretenders.

Dees are contenders.

 

[fnerd]

Kochie and Hinkley should walk.

They've had their go.

Give someone else a shot.

No chance of a flag with these two.

Nope
Hope they stay for quite some time yet!!

 

[KERRPOW]

Can always rely on port for a good choke.

 

[situationz]

Charlie Dixon

22

Charlie Dixon

Age

33

Ht

200cm

Wt

110kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

11.7

3star

K

6.9

3star

HB

4.7

3star

M

4.0

4star

T

2.2

4star

G

1.6

5star

D

10.5

3star

K

7.0

3star

HB

3.5

2star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.5

2star

G

2.5

5star

D

8.2

2star

K

4.4

2star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.8

4star

G

0.8

4star

had the last kick in each of the last three quarters.

 

[philthy05]

The most disappointing thing was that Hinkley had us go into tonight with a gameplan that was never going to win.

Could almost investigate him for match fixing that played into melbs hands so much.

 

[Milo the border collie]

Hahahahahaha pad those stats Charlie!

He was playing on the biggest stats padder of all time though in May. May played well but Dixon outmarked him about 4 times. How many of May's kicks were kick ins or the ball kicked it to him when he was on his own? Port are super pretenders. No forward line, an idiot in PP, just weaknesses everywhere.

 

[DrPowellPepper]

fu** me Langdon butchers the ball

Which I knew already but it's interesting to watch when you don't really care

Went at 75%. Guy has been one of the most improved players in the comp.yes the rules have helped but he runs up and down the wing almost the whole game and really has contributed to Melbourne’s form this year.

 

[Xtreme]

No mask during the team song

WOWSERS

 

[Cotchins Hair Piece]

 

[Shane Heard]

The most disappointing thing was that Hinkley had us go into tonight with a gameplan that was never going to win.

Could almost investigate him for match fixing that played into melbs hands so much.

There’s an actual Port game plan?

Can you describe this plan in 30 words or less?

Serious question

 

[Crashy]

Can someone please post the afl match centre radio link

It will be something like https://www.afl.com.au/mat ches/3131/radio

 

[philthy05]

How are port so high on the ladder? They are no good

We’ve consistently beat the teams below us without dropping games (like melb v Adelaide)

But just haven’t been good enough against the top teams.

We’ve had a horror injury run this season. Horrid.

But injury doesn’t even explain what Hinkley is doing. That gameplan was straight from the opening bounce and just mind boggling stupid.

He thought we would cut melb up by chipping it around until they get bored and go home. As if that’s not the dumbest thing you could do against Gawn , may lever and co

 

[Shane Heard]

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She’d never make a goal umpire.

Cant comprehend how to correctly signal a goal.

 

[PetterdHoisted]

This game looked an absolute monty to pass the 'magical' 20 goals total.

Didn't make it in the end.

 

[philthy05]

There’s an actual Port game plan?

Can you describe this plan in 30 words or less?

Serious question

Push all our defenders up the ground. Back our defenders to beat their men, which is why teams are always so open in their forward line against us.

Chip it around half back until a magic opening opens up.

If that doesn’t happen kick long to the opposing ruckman so he can mark it.

Rely on our midfield numbers to shark a ball somewhere and kick to the zombie horde from world war z in our forward line

(Magic happens)

We score (eventually if we do it enough someone does perform magic)

 

[Moredribble2]

Isn’t it just grouse seeing Tom McDonald

25

Tom Mcdonald

Age

31

Ht

195cm

Wt

101kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

16.4

4star

K

9.7

4star

HB

6.7

4star

M

5.6

5star

T

1.9

4star

G

0.6

4star

D

8.0

2star

K

5.0

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

3.4

3star

T

0.6

1star

G

0.8

4star

D

13.8

4star

K

6.8

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

4.4

4star

T

1.4

4star

G

0.0

1star

back playing some good footy in 2021. Massive difference in this dees team


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[WowWeee]

Port are the epitome of flat track bullies.

Yes I know that have injuries, but they have always stunk it up against good teams.

 

[philthy05]

Todd Marshall has to be the worst key forward in the AFL

You’ve got 3 on your list well behind him

Fogarty , himmelberg and Frampton

 

[Black Saab]

Well done Melbourne, they were threatened but took the heat and fought it out.