Autopsy AFL 2022 Round 9 - North v Port Sat May 14th 2:10pm EST (Blundstone)

Who will win and by how much?

  • North by a goal or less

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Port by a goal or less

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • North by 7 - 20

    Votes: 2 9.5%
  • Port by 7 - 20

    Votes: 5 23.8%
  • North by a lot

    Votes: 1 4.8%
  • Port by a lot

    Votes: 11 52.4%
  • Draw

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    21
  • Poll closed .

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Kangas_11

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You will never ever ever hear such one sided commentary in any other game
Imagine being up by 30 points at quarter time and whinging about the commentary.

Of course they're going to try and find positives for North, no one wants to hear them just lament at how shit we are.
 

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philthy05

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Imagine being up by 30 points at quarter time and whinging about the commentary.

Of course they're going to try and find positives for North, no one wants to hear them just lament at how shit we are.
Maybe they could call the game. Maybe instead of fawning over larkey and Goldstein they could spend half the amount of time talking about Hayes and Marshall who have both broken out in a big way this season and have been key to this game
 

Handsome_Jack

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That glare could be a big window for North to get back into this if they can capitalise
 

Bipolarbear

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Finlayson not seen the mosh ads?
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Kangas_11

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Maybe they could call the game. Maybe instead of fawning over larkey and Goldstein they could spend half the amount of time talking about Hayes and Marshall who have both broken out in a big way this season and have been key to this game
Hayes and Marshall have had 8 possessions between them to the half. Wines and Finlayson have arguably been more effective in the ruck than Hayes. Marshall has been kept super quiet by f***ing Josh Walker.

Just enjoy the 10+ goal win and stop bitching when commentators are positive about the other team.
 

philthy05

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Hayes and Marshall have had 8 possessions between them to the half. Wines and Finlayson have arguably been more effective in the ruck than Hayes. Marshall has been kept super quiet by f***ing Josh Walker.

Just enjoy the 10+ goal win and stop bitching when commentators are positive about the other team.
Marshall’s leading the goal kicking and Hayes has 17 hitouts versus Goldsteins 10.

I’m right to call out the one sided commentary and the fact you seem to be imploring me to ignore it because north are shit and you bizarrely seem to be avoiding / misrepresenting Marshall and Hayes impact on the game is laughable and a great case for why we need better more balanced commentary.
 

philthy05

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Imagine saying that Hayes has been shit in the ruck when he’s got 17 hitouts to the half and Marshall has been quiet as he’s kicked 2 goals to halftime

what a muppet
 

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Kangas_11

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Marshall’s leading the goal kicking and Hayes has 17 hitouts versus Goldsteins 10.

I’m right to call out the one sided commentary and the fact you seem to be imploring me to ignore it because north are shit and you bizarrely seem to be avoiding / misrepresenting Marshall and Hayes impact on the game is laughable and a great case for why we need better more balanced commentary.
Marshall literally got his own little segment at half time despite not touching it in the 2nd quarter. But keep whinging anyway.
 

Redline

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Someone needs to tell Dermi that North are creating the hole in the Port forward line by not competing and working hard enough. Goldstein should be dropped for that pathetic effort.
 

Stretford End

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Imagine saying that Hayes has been shit in the ruck when he’s got 17 hitouts to the half and Marshall has been quiet as he’s kicked 2 goals to halftime

what a muppet
It's not the 80/90's anymore. Ruckmen are no longer solely judged on hitouts.
 

philthy05

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“You can’t push a player away from the drop of the ball”

Have these guys never watched hawkins play?
 

Milanista28

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I have TT in my keeper league and he's a spud lol, get a kick you overrated donkey
 

Kangas_11

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That was not on Walker there. Literally no one working hard to the boundary to give him a contest to kick to. That port spare was just sitting right there.