Autopsy AFL 2025 Rd 9 - Bombers v Swans - Sat May 10th 4:15pm (Marvel)

[Foxx]

And the winner is: Not Sydeneey.

 

[Foxx]

Never in my life have I seen a 50m penalty count of 0-7.

Absolute debacle of integrity. AFLM shameful, tonight was pure fiction

There's an area Sydney need to clean up on then, because they were all there.

 

[windyhill]

Essendon are such a joke.
All these narrow little pissy wins against down opponents, looking foward to them getting the smack across the face they deserve

84/85.

 

[Foxx]

Those umpires were very confused about the holding the ball rules. At this point they are just guessing which way to adjudicate the tackle.

 

[windyhill]

That was despicable.

 

[windyhill]

Ess will win 2 weeks in a row with a score of 70 points in perfect conditions. That's how bad this comp is

12. Twelve in a row sunshine. 12.

 

[windyhill]

Not a big club.

Dwarf cottonlong, dwarf them.

 

[Mr Meow]

Dwarf cottonlong, dwarf them.

Essendon are minnows of the 21st century, make no mistake about that.

Relevancy might return once they start winning finals.

 

[windyhill]

Essendon are minnows of the 21st century, make no mistake about that.

Relevancy might return once they start winning finals.

Don't pick and choose your centuries bud. Go from day one.

 

[Mr Meow]

Don't pick and choose your centuries bud. Go from day one.

Absolute best we can do for Essendon is "sleeping giant", like Richmond 2006 era.

 

[windyhill]

Absolute best we can do for Essendon is "sleeping giant", like Richmond 2006 era.

No bruz, carried the comp, with Collingwood from day one. That'll do me.

 

[Mr Meow]

No bruz, carried the comp, with Collingwood from day one. That'll do me.

It's really hard to shake that stigma of being a Marvel side too I think. People think of the Bombers the same way they do the Saints, these days. Terrible decision to move there.

In any case nobody envies a club that's huge and shit. Because you're just watching a huge shit. For 20 odd years.

 

[windyhill]

It's really hard to shake that stigma of being a Marvel side too I think. People think of the Bombers the same way they do the Saints, these days. Terrible decision to move there.

In any case that nobody envies a club that's huge and shit. Because you're just watching a huge shit.

Not disagreeing. Take Anzac Day for example. As soon as it started pissing down, that was it.

 

[Mr Meow]

Not disagreeing. Take Anzac Day for example. As soon as it started pissing down, that was it.

Creating a stadium with a roof was the worst thing the league did. It's massively disadvantaged the clubs that had to relocate there.

 

[Dropkick99]

I have a pathological hatred of Sydney tbh and burying these mutts deeper in the quagmire has made the weekend

 

[Westlo]

Essendon for years now have been able to get over downtrodden teams and then get found out against the real teams- then fall away. Rinse and repeat every year. This game won’t teach them much, just par for the course.

Speaking of real teams, looking forward to your mob getting exposed over the next 4 weeks.

 

[Mr Meow]

not really

you are calling a team irrelevant where you are the top contributor to the thread rofl. We are seemingly pretty relevant to you.

you love us, just admit it ya sicko

Oh I spend more time talking about joke clubs St Kilda and Fremantle. I guess by your logic that now makes them box office powerhouses.

 

[HirdsTheWord]

Oh I spend more time talking about joke clubs St Kilda and Fremantle. I guess by your logic that now makes them box office powerhouses.

think you are confused about what the term relevant actually means lol...........being relevant doesnt mean you are a successful club..........

Just talking about something makes it relevant......doesnt matter if its positive or negative.

Ever heard the phrase bad press is good press?

 

[Mr Meow]

think you are confused about what the term relevant actually means lol...........being relevant doesnt mean you are a successful club..........

Just talking about something makes it relevant......doesnt matter if its positive or negative.

Ever heard the phrase bad press is good press?

I talk about lots of things and so they are all relevant, yes. I will be talking about Richmond, West Coast, Geelong, GWS, NM and Brisbane today.

You do realise post counts are merely what arise from interactions with those clubs supporters. This exchange now is an example. We could talk about growing vegetables for 60 messages and Essendon's relevance meter would sky-rocket.

 

[Caj]

Swans fans sooking about umpiring in a game against Essendon. **** me that's funny

Admittedly the Bombers are the only Vic team we get a good run against so I’ll give you that

Yesterday was the norm for us with the umpires

 

[Andronicus]

Relevancy might return once they start winning finals.

I talk about lots of things and so they are all relevant,

 

[Seattle Mariners]

Another unimpressive, fall over the line type operation by Essendon.

But unlike my side, at least they’re winning games.

 

[Beerfish]

Happy muthas day Sydney.

 

[JayJ20]

Always seems to be a close and/or controversial fixture this one.

• "Mark mark mark Rohan" after the siren
• Rampe climbing the goal post
• Hickey getting away with a HTB in a match where umpiring was controversial
• This one

You missed so much more. There was a game where Sydney got a free kick for a Sydney player getting a Sydney player high.

7 50-metre penalties? I say it’s not enough for how much the umps have tortured us vs Sydney. Another decade of yesterday’s game and then it’ll be even.

 

[bloodsbigot]

Umpires definitely made us pay for Heeney complaining last week. They were out to get us.