Autopsy AFL 2025 Round 1 - Tigers v Blues Thurs March 13th 7:30pm AEDT (MCG)

[RedWhite4Ever]

If the Blues are being serious, Haynes must never wear the jumper again until he does a stint in the VFL and then bench warmer or lower. It was telling when Richmond players got into Cripps, and no one went to help him. Fantastic stuff from Richmond.

 

[Muddiemoose]

That gymastics routine will go down as the most expertly applied trolling seen on a football field this century.

The stare down at the Carlton cheer squad just after he gets up makes it

Art in its most pure form

 

[Syd]

On Sale Now!


Marketing Department can have the rest of the year off

 

[Muddiemoose]

Bacchus Marsh actually.
Went to Geelong Grammar though.

Played for the Bacchus Marsh cobras as a lad, solid club and have had a few afl players come through them

 

[Chunky09]

Michael Voss: benches Cerra and De Koning when the game was on the line and then puts Cerra on the half back line for the last 8 minutes. Makes no sense.

Also rucked his Brownlow medallist, genuinely risky stuff

 

[Chunky09]

IF dogs are better than expected and beat both Pies and Blues, we could get to round 4 with Blues v Pies, both winless.
Would be epic

 

[Orange crush]

ROAR!

 

[Orange crush]

Their list has reminded me at times of my first foray into Supercoach years ago. Blow 90% of my cap on 8 guns and then 16 rookies on $92,500 to fill the squad

Is that you Vossy?

 

[Pistol Night]

Is that you Vossy?

I just couldn't get any nourishment from my rookies in my Supercoach career so we'll go through the process now of being less pissed next time i select a squad and hopefully get the result

 

[Orange crush]

I just couldn't get any nourishment from my rookies in my Supercoach career so we'll go through the process now of being less pissed next time i select a squad and hopefully get the result

Cripps as mid/ruck will feed families

 

[St_Pyro]

Carlton supporter meltdowns are the best hilarious and it warms the heart
Win a couple of games and they are world beaters lose a couple and they want everyone sacked The majority of supporters will be loving this.

 

[Orange crush]

Carlton supporter meltdowns are the best hilarious and it warms the heart
Win a couple of games and they are world beaters lose a couple and they want everyone sacked The majority of supporters will be loving this.

It’s also set such a low bar find it hard to believe there will be a more embarrassing loss for any team this year

 

[westie]

The best first game of the season!

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Absolutely delicious. Here's to another 30 years baggers. It's just the same old Carlton.

We were up by 41pts and was looking like a cake walk! You gotta forgive calls that get made mid-game most of the time.

Sensational win by the Tiges. Plenty to get excited about, loved the backflip.

Unfortunately my blues are bit same old, same old it seems. Maybe a little clean out will be required at years end.

 

[xXx_PortSux119_xXx]

Nick Haynes looking good

 

[CarnTheScray]

Cowardly from Carlton to cancel SEN day.

 

[beema limapep]

We were up by 41pts and was looking like a cake walk! You gotta forgive calls that get made mid-game most of the time.

Do we? Why?

Or Carlton supporters could just own their words.

 

[Blightys Barrel]

Nick Haynes looking good

Hard to make a call on a 1 game sample size. And knowing how stacked and hard to get into that Giants backline with Taylor, Buckley etc. But last night he just looked horribly out of position and form. Here are some telling stats. 4 turnovers, 3 pressure acts and 0 tackles. Would want to put that game behind him like all his team mates.

 

[Neese]

Carlton fans calling for the "saviour coach" again is flipping hilarious!!!!
short memories???
Pagan?!?!?!
Malthouse?!?!?!

Well I didn't want Malthouse and am still disgusted over the treatment of Ratten.

 

[Neese]

Sigh. You people are brutal.
Well done Richmond. Lots to like about that for your supporters. Yep I loved the backflip too.

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Do we? Why?

Or Carlton supporters could just own their words.

At that stage it’d looked like we would score 120+.

You’re allowed to comment & predict how the game goes. I don’t think anyone would’ve predicted that comeback.

Nobody is denying or not owning anything, it’s a bad loss for us and a great win by the Tiges.

You might upset a few more this year.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Maybe in about 12-14 years when they match Geelongs age profile.

The age profile that's not in the top 4 oldest in the league? And where 5 of oldest 9 players are borderline best 23?

 

[CarmenSandiego]

Carlton fans calling for the "saviour coach" again is flipping hilarious!!!!
short memories???
Pagan?!?!?!
Malthouse?!?!?!

It’s insane isn’t it .

As a early 30 something Carlton supporter. The messiah complex still astounds me.

 

[MisterMarcus]

If any club is going to have a mulligan or a poor performance, good idea to have it this round.

Aint nothing taking any attention away from Carlton for the next 7 days.

 

[CatToTheFuture]

Has there been a more against the odds and humiliating defeat over the last 20-30 years as far as home and away games go?

I mean, plenty of teams have been thumped including mine and others, but often its expected.

And in a strange sort of way, last nights result seems to be more humiliating than when Carlton was racking up spoon after spoon.

Have to agree. Can't think of a more epic h&a uoset than this one. Maybe the miracle on grass?