Autopsy AFL 2025 Round 10 - Swans v Blues - Fri May 16th 7:40pm AEST (SCG)

[Maddo11]

Don't let Carlton walk your dog

Because they can't hold a lead

 

[WalshistheGOAT]

How did Heeney win the medal? Though he was terrible all match except for that last goal.

Because every other player on the ground was even more shite

 

[CasuallyDressed]

Insipid s0ftcocks, a complete & utter embarassment.

Totally disrespectful to the passing of Wallsy, a disgraceful effort really.

As I said weeks ago, season over, we are 9th or 10th at absolute best.

And can someone ring the Match Committee and ask them why Evans keeps getting a game ??

Motlop, Durdin, White & Evans are inept and passengers, get rid of them, not only out of the team, but out of the club.

And take McGovern with them too !!

Curnow plays in small patches, it's all about him now, he should be known as Mr. Brainfade after that pathetic "play-on' from a setshot close to goal.

Just in case you weren't aware, I've had a gutful of this mob !!

 

[Teflon]

Still better than your boring snoreball under Ross.

Your man’s doing a poor interpretation atm
But I think all neutrals would agree…it’s better for footy if you guys hang on to Vossy …as long as you like …he’s made the most of that “star studded “ line up

 

[Stax on the mill]

Another classic Carlton Friday night special. Loving it!

And to think the AFL has just gifted them a swag of Thursday and Friday night matches in the upcoming fixtures. What an absolute waste of prime time viewing.

 

[Hawksboy72]

I thought he said 9

He did.

 

[Doggy]

 

[Humblebob]

Insipid s0ftcocks, a complete & utter embarassment.

Totally disrespectful to the passing of Wallsy, a disgraceful effort really.

As I said weeks ago, season over, we are 9th or 10th at absolute best.

And can someone ring the Match Committee and ask them why Evans keeps getting a game ??

Motlop, Durdin, White & Evans are inept and passengers, get rid of them, not only out of the team, but out of the club.

And take McGovern with them too !!

Curnow plays in small patches, it's all about him now, he should be known as Mr. Brainfade after that pathetic "play-on' from a setshot close to goal.

Just in case you weren't aware, I've had a gutful of this mob !!

 

[LordLucifer]

I'm spent ..............

 

[eddiesmith]

And to think the AFL has just gifted them a swag of Thursday and Friday night matches in the upcoming fixtures. What an absolute waste of prime time viewing.

It’s brilliant, everyone can enjoy the weekend having seen Carlton lose!!!

 

[tropicaltiger]

Mate you had 1 frigging job.....number 5.

umps had a word with him... cripps is 9

 

[Teflon]

curnow has zero ability to hold onto the ball while getting tackled, just drops it immediately.

Looks like Tarzan…

 

[Whiskers]

When Carlton fans say things like “just when we thought we were back on track” what do they mean?

Is it when Carlton beat us?
In the past 11 months I can hardly think of a moment Carlton fans had any reason to be optimistic.
They act like they ride a roller coaster, but roller coasters have to go up before they come down yeah?

 

[LuckyBounce!]

When Carlton fans say things like “just when we thought we were back on track” what do they mean?

Is it when Carlton beat us?
In the past 10 months I can hardly think of a moment Carlton fans had any reason to be optimistic.
They act like they ride a roller coaster, but roller coasters have to go up before they come down yeah?

I think it was when they beat us or maybe other fellow rabbles in north and west coast but they are back just ask them!

 

[Maddo11]

19 score involvements between Chad and Isaac

Madness

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Warner would definitely be on the pip if he couldn't play footy

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Worry not blues fans. You have west coast and north Melbourne to beat up on soon and all the media will buy the fact you are good again and build you up just to tear you down again.

Easiest fixture in the AFL and you won’t make finals, incredible.

 

[Rank]

Free kick count doesn't matter.

It could be 33-10 and I wouldn't care as long as everything is there, nothing soft is paid, and nothing is missed.

Unfortunately, the only consistent umpires in my opinion in the league seem to be the Stevic, Foot, Williamson, Mollison types.

Stevic is a Victorian biased crook campaigner, interstate teams never had a hope in the Grand Finals he officiated in. Yes this year the umpiring has been atrocious, but Carlton caved in under pressure when Sydney put their foot down. Simply didn't deserve to win. Not good enough. Season gone

 

[Whiskers]

I think it was when they beat us or maybe other fellow rabbles in north and west coast but they are back just ask them!

It’s actually 11 months now.
You can’t include rabbles like north, west coast. Even Richmond beat them.

I can’t believe we are the only side they can beat that’s in the top dozen of the comp over what is basically a year now.

 

[Rank]

Insipid s0ftcocks, a complete & utter embarassment.

Totally disrespectful to the passing of Wallsy, a disgraceful effort really.

As I said weeks ago, season over, we are 9th or 10th at absolute best.

And can someone ring the Match Committee and ask them why Evans keeps getting a game ??

Motlop, Durdin, White & Evans are inept and passengers, get rid of them, not only out of the team, but out of the club.

And take McGovern with them too !!

Curnow plays in small patches, it's all about him now, he should be known as Mr. Brainfade after that pathetic "play-on' from a setshot close to goal.

Just in case you weren't aware, I've had a gutful of this mob !!

Your on the mark there. Can't argue with any of that.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Just feel this needs its own thread.

How must Val Perovic feel every time he tunes in to a Carlton game, and hears the braindead nuffies yell "WOOOFFFF!" when Saad chips a kick 20m sideways?

I reckon he would die just a little bit inside each time


It's one of the most embarassing things currently in world sport.

 

[aussierulesrules]

Baggers played their GF last week.

 

[Elixuh]

Deary me Carlton deary me, if you can’t beat an injury ravaged Swans team it really does pose the question - what to do, what to do indeed.

 

[Chief]

44 free kicks for the game
22 each

Come on. The count doesn't tell a story here.

 

[Chief]

Deary me Carlton deary me, if you can’t beat an injury ravaged Swans team it really does pose the question - what to do, what to do indeed.

Wait for a troll to slither up to the game thread and start prodding for a reaction?