Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 1 - Bombers v Hawks Fri March 13th 7:40pm AEDT (MCG)

[HIG]

Should be a 150 point win

 

[Elixuh]

Hey grok, why can’t my team play this well against a side that isn’t bottom 3. Assume I’m the coach of hawthorn.

 

[Randomizor]

Gotta love when players look like they’d rather be anywhere but taking the set shot… and then nailing it

 

[Magpie Since 1986]

Every Hawthorn game Dunstall comments is him acting like a negative hawks fan complaining about every Hawthorn error . Who gives a **** is Sicily missed one target when you are 12 goals up , painful to listen to.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Bombers should have accepted the deal for Merrett.

 

[HairyO]

Every Hawthorn game Dunstall comments is him acting like a negative hawks fan complaining about every Hawthorn error . Who gives a **** is Sicily missed one target when you are 12 goals up , painful to listen to.

Sicily has been very lazy this quarter.

If we miss top 4 by a tiny amount of % this is a game we wasted.

We should be 100 points up. It could end up half of that.

 

[wilsonmatic]

Safe to say Daisey Thomas has learnt the new commentators buzzword 'shoulders out.'

 

[Magpie Since 1986]

Sicily has been very lazy this quarter.

If we miss top 4 by a tiny amount of % this is a game we wasted.

We should be 100 points up. It could end up half of that.

Yeh great point for the Hawks board , neutrals don't give a crap about such a minor scenario , assuming Dunstall is meant to be a neutral commentator not a Hawks fan girl

 

[Zevon]

We rarely do. Usually do some dumb Hollywood stuff piss farting at half back.

You called it.

 

[Mofra]

4 in a row bombers?

Hawks shame

 

[HeHateMe]

Every Hawthorn game Dunstall comments is him acting like a negative hawks fan complaining about every Hawthorn error . Who gives a **** is Sicily missed one target when you are 12 goals up , painful to listen to.

Yeah us hawks fans hate it as well.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Geez imagine the score if we had a midfield

Poor Merrett being stuck at that rabble

If there's one thing he isn't, it's being poor

 

[HairyO]

Sicily has been very lazy this quarter.

If we miss top 4 by a tiny amount of % this is a game we wasted.

We should be 100 points up. It could end up half of that.

****ing hopeless by Hawthorn. Mitchell should be furious.

 

[Linda Lovelace]

Bombers are the undisputed kings of junk time.

 

[MarcMaverick]

Nobody puts the foot on the throat anymore. Hawks should have won by 100+.

 

[Chuckie357]

Every Hawthorn game Dunstall comments is him acting like a negative hawks fan complaining about every Hawthorn error . Who gives a **** is Sicily missed one target when you are 12 goals up , painful to listen to.

The mark ricciutto school of trying to sound unbiased

 

[RCAB]

4 in a row bombers?

Hawks shame

Even Hawthorn's annoyed that they have to play Essendon on a Friday night too, showing their frustration.

 

[Rod Stroker]

Bombers should have accepted the deal for Merrett.

it was a very generous deal, they were just too stubborn to take it.

cut off their nose to spite their face

 

[PetterdHoisted]

disaster blow out for the AFL on a Friday....yet again

80% of neutrals switched off at half time, including at my household

channel 7 must be at their wits end with the current AFL rules, with every change it gets worse.

 

[MarcMaverick]

it was a very generous deal, they were just too stubborn to take it.

cut off their nose to spite their face

Eyes and lips too

 

[parano1a]

I'm here to talk FOOTY not RUBBISH

Under which of those two categories does Michael Voss's gameplan fall?

 

[Doctor Feel]

What a stinker. Essendon putting up less effort than even the worst North sides in terms of work rate.

 

[MisterMarcus]

Not watching it atm....are Essendon mounting some sort of fight, or have the Hawks just completely switched off and coasting to the end?

 

[MJG14]

Scott isn't the answer. I know a man for this job!

 

[MarcMaverick]

Scott isn't the answer. I know a man for this job!
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Then Essendin should just fold