Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 1 - Bombers v Hawks Fri March 13th 7:40pm AEDT (MCG)

[Rob R]

Scott isn't the answer. I know a man for this job!
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Just when you think Essendon couldn't do worse, bringing back the cheating narcisst would end the club.

 

[Vindicater]

Please tell me this was our only Friday night game of the year?

 

[Mr Magic]

I don't think it was a good watch for Bombers supporters lol.

don't think it was a good watch for Hawks supporters either


some will be under the spell of the wizard and think the Hawks where fantastic

 

[Xtreme]

Nice try, Connor Nash isn’t a real name

either is stormin norman

but here we are

 

[RAPPA]

Playing Carlton on Thursday night and essendon on a Friday night is a great way to get people into any other sport bar footy

 

[SSSSSS]

don't think it was a good watch for Hawks supporters either

I've got mixed emotions about that game. We played some beautiful footy and we played some dead shit brainless footy.

It's round one though. Plenty of players still blowing out the cobwebs and building fitness.

We could have kicked an absolute cricket score and left plenty out there. Always fun belting the scum though.

 

[Elixuh]

 

[RCAB]

Please tell me this was our only Friday night game of the year?

You have one more against Richmond

 

[RCAB]

That's not real map... This is the final heat map for Zac

 

[Vindicater]

You have one more against Richmond

That could be ugly

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

Kevin Sheedy hangs over Essendon like a dark cloud.

 

[PiCkLeJuiCe]

Everyone…including Dons fans …has to understand we are a squad with a whole bunch of new young, Inexperienced players. They don’t know yet how to work together yet come real game time.

Hawks are year 4 into a solid consistent lineup and they know each other inside out.


Once again for us the backline is a problem.


Our captain leading the way with panic football.


It’s going to a year of development to weed out the weaknesses.

Makes the Merrett decision even more perplexing. Essendon have no use for Merrett. They would have been better off with the draft picks.

Dumb decision by a poorly run team.

 

[CobberRodgers]

Kevin Sheedy hangs over Essendon like a dark cloud.

He should take his boots next week. He’d get a game in the backline.

 

[Red Bull]

Kevin Sheedy hangs over Essendon like a dark cloud.

 

[RCAB]

Makes the Merrett decision even more perplexing. Essendon have no use for Merrett. They would have been better off with the draft picks.

Dumb decision by a poorly run team.

Apparently half of their supporters said they didn't need those late first round draft picks.

That said Jai Serong and Hustwaite were players that could've gone on after.

 

[voorhees]

thought essendon had a strong effort in the first half, up until the hawks broke them.
Hawks just warming up for a proper test coming.

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

Why was Gunstan crying on the bench in the last quarter?

Did he hurt himself or something?

 

[CobberRodgers]

Brad Scott should just cut his losses and become an assistant under he's brother at the Cattery.

Hope he’s not contracted

 

[CobberRodgers]

Merrett the unluckiest man in football to be stuck at this dumpster fire rabble club. Essendon the unluckiest team in football to have their best player not even want to be there

That’s not unlucky. They made it that way.

 

[SSSSSS]

Why was Gunstan crying on the bench in the last quarter?

Did he hurt himself or something?

Probably sad we only play these shit trucks once.

 

[hawkman]

Probably sad we only play these shit trucks once.

Round 20
We get 2 wins against them this season

 

[SSSSSS]

Round 20
We get 2 wins against them this season

I'll be damned.

Putting a tenner on Gunner for the Coleman in that case.

 

[EBERT THE KING]

They have now lost 14 straight regular season games.

You can 100% put Brad Scott in the Alistair Clarkson and Michael Voss category as coaches under the most pressure.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Same shit,different year mentally draining following this club

I'm convinced the club is permanently broken and can never be fixed.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

They have now lost 14 straight regular season games.

You can 100% put Brad Scott in the Alistair Clarkson and Michael Voss category as coaches under the most pressure.

Thanks for reminding me.