Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 1 - Dogs v GWS Sat March 14th 1:15pm AEDT (Marvel)

[Rod Stroker]

LOL! Derwayne

"still some belief from the Giants"

they're 10 goals down just before 3QT, and have only kicked 6 in perfect conditions

 

[Pancakes]

That was nasty

 

[PrancingPony]

At least high scoring football is back.

 

[Plugger35]

At least high scoring football is back.

For some teams.

 

[windyhill]

Hogan always walks like that you idiots, it’s his natural gait.

 

[Coolangatta]

This is the least surprising result ever. Dogs flogged the Giants at Marvel last year. What was gonna be different this time around?

 

[bzparkes]

Already a heap of blowouts and it's only been a round and a half.

This season is rapidly going to become very boring if every round is this one-sided.

 

[steviewonder36]

Sadly the depth has been tested today for the Giants. Taylor, Green, Daniels, Cadman, Bedford and Kelly all best 22 players missing.

 

[IKnowtheDog]

Game is over but surely that kick from Bont to Kennedy didn’t travel the required distance

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

This is the least surprising result ever. Dogs flogged the Giants at Marvel last year. What was gonna be different this time around?

Kryptonite for the Giants is a team that plays the same way as them. They haven't worked out a way to adapt and adjust and the Dogs simply have their number ATM.

 

[AlwaysHawks15]

Already a heap of blowouts and it's only been a round and a half.

This season is rapidly going to become very boring if every round is this one-sided.

Some teams haven't even played yet so it's hard to know exactly what we are going to get like your mob.

 

[Del35196]

Concussion rule working well I see

 

[Lavender Bushranger]

I love the Giants.

But man, they just always seem to have heaps of guys injured all the time.

Can't be coincidence can it?

 

[T2B_]

Good old Bam Bam

 

[glenashley]

Already a heap of blowouts and it's only been a round and a half.

This season is rapidly going to become very boring if every round is this one-sided.

Looks like another season of a top half and bottom half. Not good for the game.

 

[Osho]

Bloody hell!

 

[Anja_Nees]

Can the runner get out there and remind Stringer it’s a contract year

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

1 of their best 4.
Callaghan clearly number 2. If. If not their best.
Kelly injured a lot.
I'd say Callaghan Greene Oliver Kelly Coniglio

In any case this is a horrendous performance. They have some big problems.

Not to be rude but anyone with Oliver over Josh Kelly should have their big footy account restricted

 

[Anja_Nees]

In all seriousness I’ve been watching Oliver and he doesn’t look fit. Really isn’t covering the ground when it’s out of the vicinity.

 

[Xtreme]

You're welcome Bevo, Hawthorn softened them up for you this week!

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

Why is no one talking about Sam Darcy going to Tassie but are obsessed with saying Daicos will?

 

[PrancingPony]

GWS need a safe word here.

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

In all seriousness I’ve been watching Oliver and he doesn’t look fit. Really isn’t covering the ground when it’s out of the vicinity.

That’s how he’s been the past few years. Genuinely a liability in the last q, hasn’t got the elite stamina needed to be a consistently winning player. Not sure his Tog% today but he should be getting 65% not 85%

 

[Chism]

Lucky the Giants only have 23 supporters on here and are irrelevant to the rest of the neutral fans.

This thread would be 35 pages if the Dogs were smashing us!

 

[DaicosDisciple35]

I’ll never stop laughing at blues ditching Kennedy.