Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 1 - North v Port Sun March 15th 1:10pm AEDT (Marvel)

[dmc333]

I hope not, but it's just ripe for North to get rolled by about 5 points here.

 

[Toump Ass]

What has Josh Carr

Josh Carr

Age

46

Ht

179cm

Wt

80kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

17.8

4star

K

10.6

4star

HB

7.2

4star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.3

5star

CL

2.0

4star

No current season stats available

D

12.2

3star

K

7.2

3star

HB

5.0

4star

M

2.6

3star

T

0.8

3star

done to my beautiful Port Adelaide

 

[Elixuh]

lol didn’t the ump call play on?

 

[cznsnowy91]

lol didn’t the ump call play on?

Was her fault, she called play on after it got kicked so it was unclear what she meant. Take it though.

 

[Westlo]

Cart knows he’ll get ****ed on any trade for butters from dogs/hawks/cats so he’s taking things into his own hand and getting pick 2 for butters

 

[SSwans2011]

lol didn’t the ump call play on?

The play on call was the for the kick from the OOTF. Georgiades was a bit stiff though because the call came right before the mark and it clearly hadn't travelled 15m.

 

[Red Bull]

 

[Hank Scorpion]

All-Australian Darcy Byrne-Jones

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Darcy Byrne-jones

Age

30

Ht

181cm

Wt

77kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

18.0

4star

K

11.8

4star

HB

6.2

4star

M

4.2

4star

T

2.8

4star

G

0.1

2star

D

25.0

5star

K

16.0

5star

HB

9.0

4star

M

5.0

5star

T

1.0

2star

G

0.0

1star

D

19.8

5star

K

10.4

4star

HB

9.4

5star

M

3.0

3star

T

2.2

4star

G

0.4

3star

with a whopping 4 touches so far.

They've far too many list cloggers out there today.

 

[pjcrows]

"Roos still trying to find the knock out blow"

Dwayne's doing stand-up now.

 

[Elixuh]

Time for port to press ultra offensive and just gamble every centre bounce and stoppage. Time to stress test Norf.

 

[hawkman]

Jones ain't the smartest player going around

 

[janty]

Carr surrounding himself with noted winning coaches Dew and Rutten.

 

[hawkman]

Matty Primus might be a better coach than Carr

 

[parano1a]

When does the Port board start the "Sack Carr" thread?

 

[LukeParkerno1]

Jones ain't the smartest player going around

How does that bloke still get games

 

[PrancingPony]

I have to ask Port fans, do you guys think Brodie will get any gametime soon? He left us to play more AFL footy but from what I've seen he doesn't really seem to be in Best 23 discussions?

 

[Adz2332]

All-Australian Darcy Byrne-Jones with a whopping 4 touches so far.

They've far too many list cloggers out there today.

totally agree, we need some draft picks . . . butters and bergman could be gone, so should get a few there

 

[SAweagle]

Rosie butters and the horny one threw their hands up and waved the white flag in Q3

Shambolic club, ken left a steaming turd for Josh

 

[Adz2332]

I have to ask Port fans, do you guys think Brodie will get any gametime soon? He left us to play more AFL footy but from what I've seen he doesn't really seem to be in Best 23 discussions?

id have had him in today. was surprised when he wasnt selected

 

[Adz2332]

its not sexist to say but that female ump is just shocking

 

[Andronicus]

North playing well, but also being well looked after with the whistles.

 

[PrancingPony]

id have had him in today. was surprised when he wasnt selected

Fair enough, there was a contingent of Fremantle fans who obnoxiously backed him to get games while he was here, but I wish Will himself nothing but the best. Reckon Carr can get his best footy out of him.

 

[Adz2332]

is the ground empty?

 

[janty]

Clark breathing awfully heavily.

 

[Mr MysteryGuest]

Port would be in the game if their all star midfield wasn’t getting pumped