Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 1 - Pies v Crows Sat March 14th 7:35pm AEDT (MCG)

[Xtreme]

He's certainly no Patrick Cripps who is the real GOAT.

LOL Cripps is certainly not a GOAT and has 2 of the most undeserving brownlow medals in AFL history

 

[YeoShuey]

Free kick count 15 to 14.

Yeah it was the umps wot dun it.....

Now tell us the 50m penalty count and how many of those resulted in goals.

 

[chickenonachain]

umpires fault who would have guessed that ?
even with the best player ever playing ,was he best on ground again ?

Umpires will look at the stats who had the most,3 votes N Daicos

 

[jdisc]

Nice of the Fox Commentary team to rubbish the idea that Opening Round teams have an advantage at half time, only to then go on and talk about it for the remainder of the game

 

[Chronz]

LOL Cripps is certainly not a GOAT and has 2 of the most undeserving brownlow medals in AFL history

A Ralphy truthnuke just dropped.

 

[YeoShuey]

LOL Cripps is certainly not a GOAT and has 2 of the most undeserving brownlow medals in AFL history

Cripps is a very deserving winner. Best player in the league.

 

[theprospector]

Collingwood have lost 4 games in a row against non-Victorian teams at the MCG

R1 2026 vs Adelaide: lost by 14 points
PF 2025 vs Brisbane Lions: lost by 29 points
R22 2025 vs Brisbane Lions: lost by 27 points
R20 2025 vs Fremantle: lost by 1 point

Richmond have lost 45 of their past 49 matches

 

[Lunchtime]

Richmond have lost 45 of their past 49 matches

We aren't talking about Richmond. We are talking about Collingwood.

 

[CaptainHowdy87]

Belting out the song like they won the granny

GAGF

 

[theprospector]

We aren't talking about Richmond. We are talking about Collingwood.

Good point, Richmond are off broadway the rest of the season

 

[CrowToon]

David King never cares about umpiring decisions unless its Collingwood.

Did this crap last year and doing it again.

Just learn the rules ffs.

 

[YeoShuey]

Umpires will look at the stats who had the most,3 votes N Daicos

I'd go Neal Bullen

 

[scoman]

Kingy not even hiding his bias post game.

 

[Chism]

We aren't talking about Richmond. We are talking about Collingwood.

Pies fans normal deflection is to bag others and ignore their own ineptness.

Umpires lost this game for them!

 

[CaptainHowdy87]

Stand rule is an absolute f***ing joke

 

[mick500]

Kingy not even hiding his bias post game.

It always has to be some controversy that cost Collingwood the game against us. It can't simply be that we were better than them on the night.

 

[Acinath]

Nice of the Fox Commentary team to rubbish the idea that Opening Round teams have an advantage at half time, only to then go on and talk about it for the remainder of the game

Jack is right up AFL HQs ass these days

 

[Chism]

Thank you anyway Crows and what a great way to end a Saturday night.

 

[scoman]

Pies fans normal deflection is to bag others and ignore their own ineptness.

Umpires lost this game for them!

You have to give them some grace. They aren't used to being umpired fairly late in games.

 

[pjcrows]

Fox commentary whinging about the tightening of the 50m penalty, after telling us for three years how important it is for the game.

 

[CaptainHowdy87]

Momentum is everything in football and that horseshit 50 to Tex completely f***ed us.

 

[Cyclops]

Too good the Crows, well played.

They had some well thought out tactics, and I thought Tex showed real leadership.

Last years top finish wasn't a fluke.

 

[Lunchtime]

Pies fans normal deflection is to bag others and ignore their own ineptness.

Umpires lost this game for them!

Adelaide came to play at the MCG, all credit to them.

 

[chickenonachain]

Stand rule is an absolute f***ing joke

Never thought I would agree with a Collingwood supporter. Shocking rule needs to go

 

[mick500]

I reckon crows Collingwood games are the closest to state of origin rivalry as there is in the comp. That's why you get people like King living in fantasy land when Collingwood lose.