AFL 2026 Round 3 - Blues v Demons Sun March 29th 3:15pm AEDT (MCG)

[projectv]

Enjoy Melbourne fans, now you know what last year felt like for us!

 

[Toffee Lion]

Yeah coming from a club he cheated in the 2001 GF and been looked after by the AFL when Lions were rubbish at the bottom of the ladder

Don't even need to get the salt metre reader out for this one.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Yeah Nah. Don’t compare us to you shittricks. We are the biggest club in the league and will ALWAYS be a contender. Enjoying yourselves is being a rabble.

I think you in trouble once Pendles and Sidebottom retire and if Nick ****s off to Tasmania

 

[Occidental]

I think you in trouble once Pendles and Sidebottom retire and if Nick ****s off to Tasmania

You don’t matter. You are completely inconsequential.

 

[Jamurp]

Hopefully the end of Michael Voss, it’s just embarrassing watching him.

Also how much of a bust is Sam Walsh

18

Sam Walsh

Age

25

Ht

184cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

25.1

5star

K

13.5

5star

HB

11.6

5star

M

5.1

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

3.4

5star

No current season stats available

D

26.2

5star

K

15.4

5star

HB

10.8

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

3.2

5star

CL

4.8

5star

, vanilla ice cream footballer, enjoy it Carlton!

 

[Rod Stroker]

Hopefully the end of Michael Voss, it’s just embarrassing watching him.

One more week please

 

[LuckyBounce!]

I thoroughly enjoyed that after the Carlton flogs banging on at us after we lost yesterday! How sweet it is!

 

[Madas]

Should trade him back to WA. Game has passed him

No thanks
Cooked front runner and a flog who loves bullying young players

 

[beema limapep]

What a delight.

 

[Dockernut]

Oh man, oh man, oh man that was as delicious an end to a game as I’ve seen!

To the Carlton Board!

 

[projectv]

Hopefully the end of Michael Voss, it’s just embarrassing watching him.

Also how much of a bust is Sam Walsh, vanilla ice cream footballer, enjoy it Carlton!

Eight more years of Walsh, lol. Absolute crab.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Eight more years of Walsh, lol. Absolute crab.

They didn't learn from Essendon singing Darcy Parish

 

[Madas]

Hopefully the end of Michael Voss, it’s just embarrassing watching him.

Also how much of a bust is Sam Walsh, vanilla ice cream footballer, enjoy it Carlton!

Carlton soft serve ice cream flavours

Walsh
Williams
Cerra
Hollands E
McGovern
McKay

Get these guys off their list and they can start the rebuild

 

[EasternTiger]

Carlton & Essendon are complete rabble. They are the worst clubs in the League. This makes me happy.

Agree. They are a disgrace to the Big 4

 

[dees arent rabble]

We were so crap and still got the win.
Take the 4 pts and move on

 

[demondavey]

Did anyone see Patrick Cripps in the 2nd half? Someone file a missing persons report.

Most overrated player of all time.

Definitely not overrated. Carrying an absolute rabble so he is no doubt getting over it. I’d like to see him finish his career elsewhere.

 

[demondavey]

We were so crap and still got the win.
Take the 4 pts and move on

To be fair, if we play like that most weeks we will beat a fair bit of the bottom 8.

 

[Madas]

Oh man, oh man, oh man that was as delicious an end to a game as I’ve seen!

To the Carlton Board!

It’s a bit boring
They’ve chucked in the towel
Don’t blame em

 

[hk89]

Wasn't that long ago that main board Hawthorn threads were full of Carlton fans telling us how rebuilds should be done, and that we were doing it all wrong. I had to admit at the time, that Carlton fans know more about rebuilds than any other supporter group, maybe they'll get one right eventually. Hopefully this game is the nail in the "we know how it is done" coffin.

 

[EasternTiger]

Carlton supporters better off just leaving the game at half time.

 

[dees arent rabble]

To be fair, if we play like that most weeks we will beat a fair bit of the bottom 8.

2nd half Carlton are worst team in history.
We need to clean up our disposal big time

 

[Mr Meow]

Definitely not overrated. Carrying an absolute rabble so he is no doubt getting over it. I’d like to see him finish his career elsewhere.

Cripps has been a great contested player but a terribly unskilled and unthreatening kick, very slow and a questionable leader. Carlton's flops under him as he provides little resistance have stacked up over the years. Not a winner.

 

[Osho]

Wasn't that long ago that main board Hawthorn threads were full of Carlton fans telling us how rebuilds should be done, and that we were doing it all wrong. I had to admit at the time, that Carlton fans know more about rebuilds than any other supporter group, maybe they'll get one right eventually. Hopefully this game is the nail in the "we know how it is done" coffin.

I think there is zero relationship between fans IQ and the success of their clubs.

I can try take to credit for the creation of Alexandria, but I reckon people won't be fooled!

 

[EasternTiger]

It was a game of 2 halves - Michael Voss

 

[Tandy]

it would be incredible if Voss survives the year as coach. Even though it’s mostly the players