Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 4 - North v Blues Fri April 3rd 3:15pm AEDT (Marvel)

[Bostonian]

If you're fat I still accept you and your opinions on football.

They can't be fat, they are headless, they can't eat.

Possibly quite skinny.

 

[Headless]

If you're fat I still accept you and your opinions on football.

Rock on, Mr Meow!

 

[Bostonian]

Oh - so you initially implied fat people were less knowledgeable about football because I, a registered user who just happened to stumble upon your post in a neutral thread, am "probably a fat **** who's never kicked a ball in [my] life and acts like [I know] football"?

That seems awfully convoluted and confusing, so I imagine I'm mistaken. What was the actual reason you drew on fatness in your original post, do you think? What societal structures enabled that remark?

No, you still don't get it.

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

True but north had a soft start to the year

Absolutely, the first four games could hardly have been a softer fixture. Still, winning three of those is better than winning one of them which might have been the case in prior years.
As the season progresses, yes, we'll slide back toward the bottom of the ladder, but maybe there will be a bit more confidence after a period with a few wins in quick succession. Maybe the people talking 8-9 wins weren't wrong after all.

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Carlton are officially a waste of space.

 

[MisterMarcus]

This and last week weren't any sort of great quality games....but good teams learn how to win ugly.

North were ordinary for large parts of the game, and it wasn't often on their terms. But they still dug deep to find a way.

Promising signs going forward.

 

[Headless]

No, you still don't get it.

No, that seems quite evident. Could you please explain to me why fatness was relevant in your original post?

 

[Supercoach Bargain]

Blame the umps, they baffled me all game both ways.

Weita’s loss hurt, but not as much as the lack of ticker in the last 10 minutes.

Too many passengers and the bigger names went missing.

 

[Lach72]

only had half an eye on the game but thought Jack Darling

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Jack Darling

Age

33

Ht

191cm

Wt

95kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

7.9

3star

HB

4.2

3star

M

5.0

5star

T

3.0

5star

G

1.9

5star

D

8.0

2star

K

4.3

2star

HB

3.7

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

2.4

3star

G

1.3

5star

D

14.6

4star

K

7.6

3star

HB

7.0

5star

M

6.0

5star

T

4.0

5star

G

1.4

5star

had a belter.

Ran his arse off, put his body on the line. Couple of big marks, nice goal

 

[RCAB]

no way Voss survives this week, dead man walking.

Wanna bet?

 

[Howard Littlejohn]

Carlton are officially a waste of space.

Laughter is never a waste.

 

[Bostonian]

Good might be pushing the boat out. Fantastic result.
Irs hard to believe it would be fitness at AFL level. It has to be mental and, probably, coaching. Winning and losing are habits, which potentially makes this a big redsult for North after the West Coast game and almost throwing it away against Essendon.
It wasn't good football from either side most of the game, but winning from behind has to induce some belief into a team short on wins - and especially getting a few in a short period - for a long time.

It's simply down to talent.

We have very little of it at present.

The homers on the Carlton Board used to claim we did, but they seem to have come around to my assessment finally.

 

[PrancingPony]

"No, dig UP stupid!"

 

[Rod Stroker]

Yep a real a test

expecting a flogging

 

[Cleavy]

dig up, stupid!

 

[Bostonian]

No, that seems quite evident. Could you please explain to me why fatness was relevant in your original post?

No.

 

[Foxx]

Weitering the difference.

 

[A Swallow]

what a disgusting 2nd half by Mckercher. pathetic. no heart.

Wait, you were the bloke sniping Wardlaw right? Any chance you caught the last 5 minutes? 4 huge tackles and an enormous smother?
By far the most desperate bloke on the field. Let that humble pie cool down a touch before you have a bite champion.

 

[A Swallow]

Weitering the difference.

He was having a fairly average game to be fair, but yes, still a big loss.

 

[Elixuh]

I thought it was to talk shit about north?

You’ve really brought your own press. I know you’re excited after a big win but I no more think of north than a Collingwood supporter thinks of a dentist.

 

[Gw2_James]

Oh - so you initially implied fat people were less knowledgeable about football because I, a registered user who just happened to stumble upon your post in a neutral thread, am "probably a fat **** who's never kicked a ball in [my] life and acts like [I know] football"?

That seems awfully convoluted and confusing, so I imagine I'm mistaken. What was the actual reason you drew on fatness in your original post, do you think? What societal structures enabled that remark?

It's not that deep bro relax, just go on Jenny Craig, play the game in person not on the Playstation like your kind like to do, and you'll gain experience on the game.

 

[September Action]

Sling tackles paid to north and not Carlton then in the last 30 seconds that led to a goal.
Darling grabbed the leg of a player and brought him down without the ball and no free in Carlton's defence.

Just either incompetence or deliberate.

Graeme Wright paid off the umpires to loose? With entire board/player/cheer squad support no doubt.

 

[Bostonian]

Weitering the difference.

Nah, he's been playing bang average lately.

 

[St_Pyro]

Look…I really wonder if Carlton supporters actually realise how much enjoyment they are giving to the rest of the competition

Maybe that may make them feel a bit better ?

 

[Headless]

No.

Great chat. I wonder if it's because you can't really explain it without reflecting on your internal biases, which can be uncomfortable.

But that's just me wondering, of course.