Autopsy AFL 2026 Round 8 - Bombers v Lions Sat May 2nd 12:35pm AEST (Marvel)

[demondavey]

Getting flogged senseless but the bones are there for them. They have definitely shown signs.

 

[demondavey]

That Lohman campaigner goes well

 

[My Tilly]

The McKay twins are a joke on the modern game.

They're the equivalent of Ben Simmons (NBA) and Johnny Manziel (NFL) of their respective sports. Overpaid, heartless athletes who helped bring down their sport by allowing plodders around them to earn similar kind of money.

 

[demondavey]

If the Lions get their act together come finals it’ll be an absolute piss take for their third

 

[bzparkes]

Haven't seen any of this game.

How accurate was the Lions whiteboard?

 

[Black Saab]

Geez Bombers, leave pick #1 to us.

I'd like to have at least one, maybe two wins to enjoy this season but the way your mob are going I live in fear of us winning a game.

 

[HTPunter]

Is it me or Elani who doesn’t get the crossing the line rule? I’m fairly sure she doesn’t get it. It’s not about landing spot, it’s about where you jump from…

 

[Hayes4PM]

Hungry, hungry Rayner lol

 

[p4p1]

Given how much throwing players get away with these days, the throw called on Lachie Neale

9

Lachie Neale

Age

33

Ht

177cm

Wt

84kg

Pos.

Mid

Career

Season

Last 5

D

27.0

5star

K

11.5

4star

HB

15.5

5star

M

4.0

4star

T

3.7

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

28.3

5star

K

13.9

5star

HB

14.4

5star

M

4.6

4star

T

4.0

5star

CL

5.9

5star

D

12.0

3star

K

4.6

2star

HB

7.4

5star

M

2.0

3star

T

1.0

3star

CL

0.4

3star

was hilariously bad.

 

[marcus1232]

If Brisbane were in the mood to win that by 20 goals they could have.

Played with there food for 2 and a half quarters

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Did Ben McKay

32

Ben Mckay

Age

28

Ht

202cm

Wt

104kg

Pos.

Def

Career

Season

Last 5

D

7.5

2star

K

3.7

1star

HB

3.8

3star

M

2.7

3star

T

1.7

4star

MG

77.2

1star

D

7.5

2star

K

4.5

2star

HB

3.0

2star

M

2.5

3star

T

1.5

2star

MG

88.5

2star

D

7.0

2star

K

3.4

2star

HB

3.6

3star

M

2.4

3star

T

2.0

4star

MG

67.8

1star

pay to get in and watch the game?

 

[loopy0812]

Getting flogged senseless but the bones are there for them. They have definitely shown signs.

How many have Brisbane's goals came from senior players making mistakes? Wright pathetic, Langford too busy trying to get the cheap ball out the back to contest, McKay auditioning for AFLs most useles. Until Essendon start getting serious about improving and start having done honest conversations with senior players they aren't going anywhere.

Brisbane showed what a professional and well drilled team do and showing why they are still the team to beat.

 

[Elixuh]

Old McKay no strengths

 

[Adelaide Hawk]

Given how much throwing players get away with these days, the throw called on Lachie Neale was hilariously bad.

I don't know why they even have the handball in the rules these days. Just take it out and allow the players to dispose of the ball any way they wish. They already do anyway.

 

[OniAu]

Gosh Zorko is hard to listen to

" Charlie cameron

23

Charlie Cameron

Age

31

Ht

180cm

Wt

76kg

Pos.

Fwd

Career

Season

Last 5

D

12.1

3star

K

8.4

3star

HB

3.7

3star

M

3.0

3star

T

3.2

5star

G

1.5

5star

D

9.6

2star

K

7.9

3star

HB

1.7

1star

M

3.6

4star

T

1.7

3star

G

1.9

5star

D

9.6

3star

K

5.4

2star

HB

4.2

4star

M

1.4

2star

T

3.4

5star

G

1.2

4star

came to all the trainings even though he was 20 minutes away on the other side of town"

 

[Elixuh]

Gosh Zorko is hard to listen to

" Charlie cameron came to all the trainings even though he was 20 minutes away on the other side of town"

Brisbane is ranked one of the worst cities for traffic in the world. Being 20min away means he is about 3hrs away

 

[voorhees]

The McKay twins are a joke on the modern game.

They're the equivalent of Ben Simmons (NBA) and Johnny Manziel (NFL) of their respective sports. Overpaid, heartless athletes who helped bring down their sport by allowing plodders around them to earn similar kind of money.

true...but money manziel is a funny dude.

 

[Junction Lion]

nah. too much boring chippy chip.

The Lions and Cam Rayner are living rent free in your head. Since you started bagging Cam he has gone from strength to strength and we have won two premierships.

 

[voorhees]

another standard smacking handed out by the lions...
Just another banking of 4 points that will continue for months to come.

 

[shaqsuns]

Gosh Zorko is hard to listen to

" Charlie cameron came to all the trainings even though he was 20 minutes away on the other side of town"

If you had to travel to springfield to go to training, im tipping you would rack up a few unpaid leave days after your sickie would run out.

 

[shaqsuns]

The Lions and Cam Rayner are living rent free in your head. Since you started bagging Cam he has gone from strength to strength and we have won two premierships.

Cam Rayner is the modern day Max Rooke.

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

Labelling Jaxon Priors strength is his partner

Thats what they think about their former team mate such a scummy thing to say

 

[loopy0812]

Labelling Jaxon Priors strength is his partner

Thats what they think about their former team mate such a scummy thing to say

Or is it a compliment in that he just plays his role and doesn't try to do too much that they couldn't find anything negative or elite about him? An absolute blow up over nothing. Any Essendon player that took issue with that should be delisted.

 

[CarterS]

Jeez the woman on fox footy is desparate to turn the whiteboard thing into a big story, first question she asked every player they interviewed

 

[BOMBERS 4 LIFE!!!!]

"I'm tired boss"