Analysis AFL All-eshay eamtay

[elbarton]

Nominees are now being accepted for the 2021 Nautica All-eshlad team.

Please identify what players from your team are locks.

The Port Adelaide delegation will provide a ruck/forward combo of Peter Ladhams and Sam Hayes.

Team to be updated as nominees are made and seconded...

B
HB
C Robinson ... Baker
HF De Goey
F J Stephenson (c)
1R Ladhams
Int Hayes SPP Draper

 

[queensberryrules]

This curious post caused me to dig around to decipher its meaning, uncovering this explanation:

TOP DEFINITION
Eshlad
Gay mother******* dickheads who think they are such hard campaigners and seem to believe that they are top s**t as far as Penrith and other suburban areas are concerned. They are also known as "eshays" or "lads". These people bum around shopping areas constantly as they have either a)got their dumb asses kicked out of school or b)left with no ambition of doing anything but trying to bum smokes off people out the front of Penrith Plaza. They can be distinguished through their complete and utter lack of intelligence and their "fully sick bro" tracksuits, normally Canterbury or Nautica.
These people live their lives under the strange illusion that they are the coolest and most original thing to ever hit the universe despite the fact most of their trends are based on previous generations.
They also do not realise that they are so unintelligent and ridiculous that they dropped out of school and will be living off centrelink for the rest of their lives.
Someone should inform them that getting pissed in random areas and being a total junkie * is not cool.
Drugs dont make you "hard" or "cool". They make you weaker as far as I'm concerned.
To put it simply, they listen to s**t music, wear s**t clothes, are pussies when it comes to fights (I would snap them) and have total and utter disrespect for everyone and everything as they are so intellectually challenged they are incapable of even spelling the word "respect" to begin with.
They all deserve to die long, slow and painful deaths.
Eshlad: "ohhhwhat brroo? I'll snap you campaigner"
Normal Person: "Mkay, let's go"
Eshlad: *Walking away* "Just you wait campaigner, just you wait, I'll come back with 50 friends bro, you'll be ****ed then brroo"
Normal Person: "I don't wanna wait man, fight me now"
"Eshlad *runs away and later tells friends that he "snapped" someone in a fight despite the fact he is obviously a weak pussy bastard and ran away and cried*
by -=Melinda=- March 12, 2008


How cool is Melinda, I wonday what she's doing 13 years later?

 

[Finn9]

Liam Baker, Zuhaar, Draper, Jayden Short

 

[Golden_6]

I nominate one Bazlenka.

 

[Gavin Excell]

I see

 

[Sentinel]

Retired Bulldog Shane Biggs to coach

 

[kozi]

Just off the top of my head

Bailey Smith
SPP
De Goey
Worpel
Tuohy
Draper
Mitch Robinson
Melksham
Short
Baker
Zurhaar
Stephenson
Zak Jones
Markov
Cottrell

 

[Piggy Smalls]

Dane Zorko a lock for captain

 

[Wavvey]

I nominate one Bazlenka.

A private school boy with a trendy mullet, absolutely not an eshay

 

[kozi]

A private school boy with a trendy mullet, absolutely not an eshay

In this sense it’s also broadened to those who think they are. He does tick boxes.

 

[Inspecta Gadget]

I'm glad the kids have a slang term for it now.

In my day, we just called them unemployable.

 

[kozi]

I'm glad the kids have a slang term for it now.

In my day, we just called them unemployable.

? That sort of terminology has been around for about 40 years.

 

[north_lad]

Bazlenka is captain of the "******* poser" best 22

 

[Engimal v3]

Aren't 99% of AFL players wimpy private schoolboys?

 

[Dazb86]

Eetswah lad Usty Artin is the actual one brah

 

[Heaps of fun]

Aren't 99% of AFL players wimpy private schoolboys?

Yeah but tons of private schoolboys like to wear streetwear and get mullets to act like they're hard campaigners not toffs from Brighton that haven't worked with their hands for four generations.

 

[74561347]

Aren't 99% of AFL players wimpy private schoolboys?

99% of AFL players propagate the myth that the moon is real

 

[Dazb86]

Yeah but tons of private schoolboys like to wear streetwear and get mullets to act like they're hard campaigners not toffs from Brighton that haven't worked with their hands for four generations.

They generally drop off when their mates using legal aid start getting locked up and they stay out of trouble using their family barrister.

 

[The Warlord]

A real eshay wouldn't have bought that crap that Lachie Hunter spun.

 

[elbarton]

A question that has big implications for the line-up

Dusty: eshay or nah?

 

[Dazb86]

A question that has big implications for the line-up

Dusty: eshay or nah?

High school drop out, misbehaving in his younger years, father with criminal offences and neck tattoos. Checks out.

Add Toby Greene to the list.

 

[kozi]

A question that has big implications for the line-up

Dusty: eshay or nah?

Exterior yes, character no. Best 22 in the league are miles ahead of him.

 

[magpiemaniac44]

Trey Ruscoe

 

[Baird]

Stephen Milne coach

 

[Muddiemoose]

Josh Caddy