AFL Evo commentary lines – list 'em

[Gibbsy]

The weird, the funny, the downright annoying. I wanna hear them all, because there might be a few I've missed.

Ones I hear ~20 times a game

• "That contest was like synchronised swimming... without the peg"
• "Thumps the pigskin!"

And plenty more I can't think of right now. Then there's that weird one you occasionally hear Richo says about someone "putting fire under my butt". And all his kooky Instagram motivational quotes that he says at the start of each quarter.

The weirdest one I've heard so far that actually made me chuckle was said randomly in the third quarter of a career mode game I just played. Dennis – "get that weak shitake mushrooms out of here!"

So yeah... what are your favourites?

 

[HaroLad]

Richos motivational lines at every ball up make me physically cringe.

Surprisingly enough I rarely hear one repeated.

 

[Smoooothy]

"catch"

It's a ******* mark

 

[NinjaSwan]

I like how Dennis still endlessly repeats the same lines he did 10+ years ago.

"Casanova would be jealous of that pick-up!"

"That play was about as high-tech as a campfire!"

"More bounce than a dodgy cheque!"

 

[Gibbsy]

I like how Dennis still endlessly repeats the same lines he did 10+ years ago.

"Casanova would be jealous of that pick-up!"

"That play was about as high-tech as a campfire!"

"More bounce than a dodgy cheque!"

When he's on song, he sings a very good song

 

[Skipper_]

"Don't let what you can do get in the way of what you can do" - Richo

 

[JohnHinckleyJr]

Uncorking the genie
Also some of richos lines are the same as afl 2002 just redid in his voice

 

[John the Butcher]

Ball is in readiness

 

[Mootsy]

I like the commentary in this..

 

[Skipper_]

Ball is in readiness

Thought it was "All is in readiness"?

 

[Skipper_]

I like the commentary in this..

Ha ha ha. Great joke.

 

[YelloMit]

I just think when something happens, like a speccie, and Richo's monotone voice reacts to it is pretty cringe.

 

[fancyscum]

"His stab kick once killed a small dog... I'M KIDDING I'M KIDDING... the dog was huge!"

 

[Gibbsy]

I like the commentary in this..

Lmao I surely thought if there was one thing you could criticise then it would be the commentary

 

[Mootsy]

Lmao I surely thought if there was one thing you could criticise then it would be the commentary

its not that far removed from regular commentary in a real game, with all the witty lines included...

it's not fully intuitive, but it's not bad, it's pretty good..

 

[churner]

I'd love to know what "gets boot to high" means.

 

[GetAroundHim99]

I heard an almost complete line lift from Alan Partridge.

Dennis: Boof! Eat That Goal! The defenders have Footy pie all over their shirts.

The original line:

 

[Senor Ed]

I like the part where Dennis calls Jaeger O'Meara, "O'Mara".

Like seriously Dennis, when you were doing the recording's for this game & they gave you a sheet with names to say, "O'Mara" didn't trigger warning bells. I'd expect this of BT considering he knows none of the players, but surely Dennis should have realised.

 

[Quivorir]

its not that far removed from regular commentary in a real game, with all the witty lines included...

it's not fully intuitive, but it's not bad, it's pretty good..

C'mon mate. Its horrible. By far sounds are the worst part of this game.

 

[YelloMit]

I like the part where Dennis calls Jaeger O'Meara, "O'Mara".

Like seriously Dennis, when you were doing the recording's for this game & they gave you a sheet with names to say, "O'Mara" didn't trigger warning bells. I'd expect this of BT considering he knows none of the players, but surely Dennis should have realised.

He pronounces Blicavs really weird too.

 

[GoldenHodge]

I like the part where Dennis calls Jaeger O'Meara, "O'Mara".

Like seriously Dennis, when you were doing the recording's for this game & they gave you a sheet with names to say, "O'Mara" didn't trigger warning bells. I'd expect this of BT considering he knows none of the players, but surely Dennis should have realised.

Richo pronounces it correctly strangely enough.

 

[Quivorir]

I'd imagine the O'Meara/O'Mara thing simply is there being a recording for both names and Dennis has been coded to use the wrong one for O'Meara. A simple programming mistake, not Dennis saying the name wrong.

 

[Senor Ed]

I'd imagine the O'Meara/O'Mara thing simply is there being a recording for both names and Dennis has been coded to use the wrong one for O'Meara. A simple programming mistake, not Dennis saying the name wrong.

Is there even an O'Mara playing afl?

 

[HoneyBadger35]

I don't think this applies for the O'Mara situation, but are there other players where the editing of the sound clip ruins the name?

For example, they've cut the end of the LeCras clip so it sounds almost like LeCrack, stops so abruptly after the Cr sound. Any others?

 

[Quivorir]

Is there even an O'Mara playing afl?

I don't think so, but there is a lot of names in there that aren't AFL players names.