What the heck? AFL player bakery scandal

[HugeJohnson]

Hearing strong reports that that an AFL player from South Australia was recently seen ordering a sausage roll at a local bakery. Seems normal enough, right? Well here's where it gets interesting, according to my source, apparently the player in question did not have tomato sauce on the sausage roll in question.

What sort of repercussions could this have on the player if confirmed as being true?

 

[Van_Dyke]

Should go to a rehab centre. Un-forgivable this.

 

[KingLonie]

Who is your sauce?

 

[HugeJohnson]

Who is your sauce?

I can't name names unfortunately I wouldn't want anyone to be Vilisfied.

 

[The Half Back]

Who is your sauce?

Or lack thereof?

 

[andrewb]

Failure to order a pie floater means he's going to Victoria, probably Collingwood

 

[Just Kreuzing]

Pretty sure both the player and bakery concerned would of had an "out clause" in the event of something "unusual or out of the ordinary occurring" such as no sauce being ordered......

 

[BRUUUUCE]

Im shocked to be reading this

 

[Stopher]

Bakeries that charge for sauce are campaigners.

 

[1970crow]

Hearing strong reports that that an AFL player from South Australia was recently seen ordering a sausage roll at a local bakery. Seems normal enough, right? Well here's where it gets interesting, according to my source, apparently the player in question did not have tomato sauce on the sausage roll in question.

What sort of repercussions could this have on the player if confirmed as being true?

Sauce isn't neccessary if it's a gourmet sausage roll or pie. Was it gourmet?

 

[1970crow]

I can't name names unfortunately I wouldn't want anyone to be Vilisfied.

You set the whole thing up for this line didn't you.

 

[baaaall!]

A bakery scandal?

 

[grizzlym]

When I read the thread header, I thought, "here we go, bakery scandal... the guy must need the dough"

 

[Mr Ripper]

How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.

 

[jakethesnake24]

Port can't afford any extras with that salary cap

 

[Smashwood]

How do you make a sausage roll? Push it down a hill.

You should be thrown down the hill after it.

 

[Troubadour]

Hearing strong reports that that an AFL player from South Australia was recently seen ordering a sausage roll at a local bakery. Seems normal enough, right? Well here's where it gets interesting, according to my source, apparently the player in question did not have tomato sauce on the sausage roll in question.

What sort of repercussions could this have on the player if confirmed as being true?

Did he order a delicious COLA to have with it?

Trade to Swans confirmed

 

[Doss]

*sigh*