Preview AFL Round 8 - Match Preview Collingwood@Carlton (MCG– 1:45PM)

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BringouttheGimp

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The way you write really does paint a picture Gimpz.
The reason why my work flows like fine wine and that re.. for the most part.. I don't proof read my work.. I don't force the issue.. I don't quote vlakies from the net.. I don't put things out there to elicit a response.. I don't make outlandish statements.. etc etc etc.. I'm just me re.. a f great re.
 

Chrispiesssss

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The reason why my work flows like fine wine and that re.. for the most part.. I don't proof read my work.. I don't force the issue.. I don't quote vlakies from the net.. I don't put things out there to elicit a response.. I don't make outlandish statements.. etc etc etc.. I'm just me re.. a f great re.
I like calling you Gimpz. Makes you sound a little more street.
 

Saintly Viewed

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The reason why my work flows like fine wine and that re.. for the most part.. I don't proof read my work.. I don't force the issue.. I don't quote vlakies from the net.. I don't put things out there to elicit a response.. I don't make outlandish statements.. etc etc etc.. I'm just me re.. a f great re.
There’s only one gimp re
 

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I'm not confident against this lot. I never am. They've caused me too much pain over the years, with their cheating, lying, arrogant ways. Was just thinking of the 1979 GF last night.:eek: But on paper we should win this one comfortably...surely?
Think 10 out of 10.

Ten goals win.
 

JB1975

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HAHAHA. Arguably one of the funniest posts I’ve read this year!
I'm blushing a bit, now.

Note: Do not gamble your money upon my predictions, they can miss the mark. In a preview thread in 2016 I submitted a vision that we would be down by 5 points with seconds to go, and that Treloar would snap a winning goal to give Collingwood a one-point win over the Tiges. Turned out it was Grundy...yep, Grundy! How wrong I was.
 

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DaVe86

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Midfield depth is tested this week. A fair bit missing with Adams, Beams and Aish, as well as Sier not quite ready.

Hoping to see a bit more of De Goey in the midfield. Gives Hoskin-Elliott the opportunity to take a more leading role up forward. He is kind of the 7th banana at the moment and looking a bit lost out there. Would be mouth-watering seeing De Goey and Cripps locking horns.
 

76woodenspooners

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I'm blushing a bit, now.

Note: Do not gamble your money upon my predictions, they can miss the mark. In a preview thread in 2016 I submitted a vision that we would be down by 5 points with seconds to go, and that Treloar would snap a winning goal to give Collingwood a one-point win over the Tiges. Turned out it was Grundy...yep, Grundy! How wrong I was.
Needs to be read in a guttural Bruce McAvaney voice
 

Baltimore Jack

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The Filth will come out hard in this one, they have something to prove

It will take us a bit of time to fully secure it

Pies by 25 points
 

BringouttheGimp

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I like calling you Gimpz. Makes you sound a little more street.
Not really street re.. I'm a family man.. I seek no disturbance from the Gods and that re.. I simply have an innate ability to read a player and where they belong on the pitch.. within 5 minutes of watching em.. and I'm usually spot on.

And an attention to detail re.. subscribe to Jurgen Klopps philosophy re.. his analysists will look at footage of a 5 sec play for eg for hours on end for whatever reason.. and you know who won Liverpool the game v Barcelona and that re.. wasn't Alexander-Arnold or Origi.. it was the ball boy who threw the pill back at Alexander-arnold.. quick smart.. when Alexander-arnold won a corner.. to catch the Barcelona defence in sleep mode..

They tend to get a bit lazy setting up when defending set plays you see.. Klopp instructed the ball boys to throw the pill back asap.. on your bike son.. get the pill.. and you'll win us the European champions league.. every bit counts. Everyone counts. From the catering staff to the boot studders.

Att to detail re.

Glad to help.
 

BringouttheGimp

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Who would have thought after 24/7 hr analysis for 2 weeks from Klopp.. with a simple message to the Liverpool ball boys to launch the pill back at the Livepool players when the ball was out of play would result in one of the greatest results in European football history.

Our runners need to be on the ball re..
 
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