Age Gap Romance

[Lance Uppercut]

"the love-cave between my legs" has to be the most un-sexy euphemism I've ever heard

 

[grimlock]

It's a fake in the sense that 4chan hacked into her account and posted those things. Pretty funny though

 

[Xtreme]

When i was in my teens i was seeing an older girl (20 turning 21 as i was turning 16), for a 16th birthday present she basically took advantage and had her way with me. I know what red blooded male wouldn't want to do the deed.... but i'm not the normal male . I was not thrilled while it was going on, and i couldn't exactly end it (she was already stationary and i couldn't exactly turn into He-Man/Hulk Hogan/Incredible Hulk and throw her off).

We stayed together for a while afterwards, but eventually broke up... while remaining close friends. In a strange circumstance her next boyfriend (who was a right royal ********) got her pregnant and ditched her. I've stepped up and been something of a father/uncle type figure for the kid since he was born .

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When i was 18 i built up a solid friend...turned relationship with a lovely lady who was 34. We got along really well, same taste in a lot of things (mainly music, and tv shows), same sense of humour etc. While getting fairly close to her, i learnt of her ways (ie: i wasn't going to be the first younger man she had a relationship with) - basically she was entering into a fling with a 23 y/o. It turned disasterous for her, the guy basically used her for a cheap root, stole some of her property and was a general ********. She turned to me as from some other logic, despite being younger... i was far more mature and a better 'pick' than that 23 y/o. We were together for quite awhile.


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On the flipside i've been the older guy on an occasion, there was an age game of 4 years and manageable to a degree. It lasted a few years, ultimately we were better mates than partners and that's how things have been over the last few years.

I've been flying solo for a few years now, it's a drag on some occasions, but in other circumstances i'm happy that i havn't had to experience certain ups and downs other people have.

 

[r dub 19]

I would go Tracey just quietly.

 

[Barry Zuckercorn]

Once in my early 20s and heavily intoxicated, I pashed a chick in her mid 40s at a pub in Essendon. In hindsight it wasnt a great move cause she looked like Dustin Hoffman.

 

[crackers57]

Once in my early 20s and heavily intoxicated, I pashed a chick in her mid 40s at a pub in Essendon. In hindsight it wasnt a great move cause she looked like Dustin Hoffman.

LOL

 

[Gabbie]

LOL

could have been worse, he could have sucked face with DUSTIN FLETCHER...

 

[bigpapagman]

tracy has deleted he facebook account now.

i checked by looking at her friends' friends that don't have their name blurred out.

 

[St 07]

tracy has deleted he facebook account now.

i checked by looking at her friends' friends that don't have their name blurred out.

Lol I did the same thing. Perverted bastards we all are.

 

[r dub 19]

tracy has deleted he facebook account now.

I checked by looking at her friends' friends that don't have their name blurred out.

+1 :d

 

[bigpapagman]

Lol I did the same thing. Perverted bastards we all are.

soft by her.

 

[Eagle87]

soft by her.

Indeed.

Can we get general agreement that "the love cave between my legs" is the least sexy euphemism ever used?

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Indeed.

Can we get general agreement that "the love cave between my legs" is the least sexy euphemism ever used?

yes, we can!

It conjures up images of bats, cobwebs, moss etc.

4chan have outdone themselves

 

[bigpapagman]

Lance I though you were ****ing dead.

 

[Leper]

tracy has deleted he facebook account now.

i checked by looking at her friends' friends that don't have their name blurred out.

Ditto juga

Tracey you soft biatch.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Lance I thought you were ****ing the dead.

efa

 

[bigpapagman]

you old dog, you.

 

[bresker]

bahs

 

[ashley12]

Lol I did the same thing. Perverted bastards we all are.

Also did...

 

[I_Like_Goats]

50 year old uncle, 24 year old wife. If she wasn't fat and ugly I'd say good on him.

 

[Binxy]

Speaking of f**king the dead, what's the deal with Matty Lloyds wife?

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Speaking of f**king the dead, what's the deal with Matty Lloyds wife?

and airline peanuts. What's the deal with them?

 

[i_love_the_hoff]

when my cousin was 24 she was dating a 56 year old

 

[Chief]

Girl from school had a combined birthday with her fiance - her 21st and his 40th.

Last I heard it didn't work out.

 

[FootyJunkie]

and airline peanuts. What's the deal with them?

and ovaltine... why do they call it ovaltine?