Ahoy mateys, we be sailing the seas of misery!

scottywiper

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Remember it's all about the journey!
Under Scotts we started in the Straits of Disaster after the previous skipper walked the plank.
We soon rounded the Cape of Brief Hope.
We then floundered in the Preliminary Passage.
Our next destination was the Canal of Apprehension.
We then hit an iceberg as we entered the Gulf of Mediocrity.
There we now remain becalmed, biding time as we continue our journey towards the promised land of Irrelevance.
Hoist the mainsails! Better weather ahead!
 

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shintemaster

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"Look, if the Titanic didn't hit the iceberg, we'd be talking about how great a voyage it was"
Harsh, bloody harsh. I mean sure it ended badly but if you look at the trip out of Southampton into France and Ireland you'd be saying a lovely time was had by all.
 
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