Ahoy mateys, we be sailing the seas of misery!

[Gorman2Geister]

 

[The Warlord]

Is thsi some thing where scottywiper plies everyone with rum, then the sea shanties and the dancing starts, before the unlucky ones are led below the poop deck?

 

[Engimal v3]

That looks like an Easy Fix. :stern look

2-3 weeks, max.

 

[Sideburns Ahern]

"If you stop Titanic at half time we're talking about a few things"

"If we made it safely to New York, we wouldn't be having this conversation."

 

[mouncey2franklin]

"Look, if the Titanic didn't hit the iceberg, we'd be talking about how great a voyage it was"

Harsh, bloody harsh. I mean sure it ended badly but if you look at the trip out of Southampton into France and Ireland you'd be saying a lovely time was had by all.

 

[ferball]

"If we made it safely to New York, we wouldn't be having this conversation."

Ironically enough they probably would...

 

[shinboner magic]

"Look, if the Titanic didn't hit the iceberg, we'd be talking about how great a voyage it was"

With scotts in charge - he’d be saving all the pensioners

 

[Arthur Cloke]

Remember it's all about the journey!
Under Scotts we started in the Straits of Disaster after the previous skipper walked the plank.
We soon rounded the Cape of Brief Hope.
We then floundered in the Preliminary Passage.
Our next destination was the Canal of Apprehension.
We then hit an iceberg as we entered the Gulf of Mediocrity.
There we now remain becalmed, biding time as we continue our journey towards the promised land of Irrelevance.
Hoist the mainsails! Better weather ahead!

Ah SW, this season has been a real asset test for all us men. Every time someone mentions hitting an iceberg, we automatically think of the Hindenburg, but not me, I think of NMFC. Being a staunch Suns supporter, I'm up and about, but you guys need a spark from somewhere. I actually upgraded my membership this year (thanks to another significant pay increase courtesy of yours truly) to Rocket's Renegades which guarantees me a GF ticket if we make it. But NMFC has always been my favourite Melbourne-based team & it has been nothing short of depressing watching us play insipid football in the first 3 rounds. I haven't been this upset since I bought an investment property in South Kensington.
Anyway, round 4 is it for me. If you guys are 0 & 4 at the turn, I may have to find a new favourite Melbourne-based team. And if Adel win, I may have them as my new favourite South Australian team again. So as you can see, a lot hinges on this game - not only for the mighty kangas, but also for me personally.

 

[goalieboy82]

and no bloody 3 hour plus film too.

and no bloody, My Heart Will Go On, too.

 

[Waynesworld]

If someone could do a better editing job please feel free!!

 

[gokangas]

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If someone could do a better editing job please feel free!!

Nope - thats pretty good. Hardly notice the alterations. Great work.

 

[Kimbo]

"Look, if the Titanic didn't hit the iceberg, we'd be talking about how great a voyage it was"

As it is, however, will Scott go down with the ship? Will Media and Communications keep rearranging the deck chairs? Will Benny Brown be unsinkable?
Will our hearts to hearts, really go on?

 

[King Corey]

The only similarity between a North game and the Titanic film is that you regret the 3 hours you're going to lose to them within the first couple of minutes.

 

[scottywiper]

After a week of enjoying the serenity of the Port of False Hope, we launched again only to strike rough seas in the Abysmal Banks.

 

[Thewlis Dish]

Mate I'll steer the ship and you can keep writing about it.

 

[scottywiper]

Mate I'll steer the ship and you can keep writing about it.

Steer a true path to the River of Resignation.

 

[Zondor]

I can tell you right now it hurts floating in the Bay of Buggery Me Hearties. :stern look

 

[Snake_Baker]

Snake_Baker

 

[Tiberius]

That looks like an Easy Fix. :stern look

I love a good nautical joke as much as the next man, but please tell me this whole "stern look" business hasn't been just a massive build up to this post about this photo.

 

[koshari]

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very fitting, looks like as much work went into it as our matchplan.

 

[ferball]

Up until I read those lyrics I always thought the line "mast was an" was actually "with her mouth on"...

There you go...

 

[The Warlord]

Lookout on Titanic: Captain, there's a giant iceberg!

Captain: I'm hopeful that we know the standards expected to avoid the iceberg

 

[shintemaster]

I love a good nautical joke as much as the next man, but please tell me this whole "stern look" business hasn't been just a massive build up to this post about this photo.

Well said. Take a bow. :winky look

Lookout on Titanic: Captain, there's a giant iceberg!

Captain: I'm hopeful that we know the standards expected to avoid the iceberg

"With a young group we're not always going to be able to avoid icebergs like these but these lessons are important to have us competitive in the future when it comes to staying afloat." - Spoken by grizzled 50 year old mariner pulled from the water by his 60 year old colleague.

 

[Falkroo]

Liking your comparison of Us and the Titanic and whilst hitting the bottom doesn't bother me so much, I sure as hell, hope we're not down there as long as the big girl has been.

 

[Mack Mitchell]