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Let me tell you a story about some friends who recently shared a story about a meet up at an airport one time.
Friend 2: “Friend 3 and Friend 4 once paid Friend 1's bus fare to get to the Airport to surprise me, despite the fact that I was with work colleagues, and told them not to. He was waiting for his connecting bus when I told him not to come.”
Friend 3: What about when you were staying in QLD and didn’t tell anyone because you were afraid Friend 1 would find out so I called all the unilodges in QLD and found the one you were staying in?
Friend 2: I was in Canberra.
Friend 3: Mate I spoke to Charlotte at the front desk and she put me through to your room campaigner
Friend 2: I have a very common name.
Friend 3: This was without a doubt the biggest meltdown in history from you. I’m absolutely losing it thinking about it.
Friend 2: I think I was well within my rights to melt.
Friend 3 - Sorry posted the wrong screen shot
Friend 2: There are more?
Friend 3: Heaps
Friend 6: Why didn't he qant to meet him?
Friend 8: This is truly magnificent.
Friend 6: ******* AIRPIRT.
Friend 4: fu** I forgot about this chat. Will be releasing some screens.
Friend 5: "I will genuinely be annoyed"
Friend 2: And I was.
Friend 2: Was a bottle of red deep out of fear at that point.
Friend 10: Oh sh*t. What a read.
Friend 4: Oh man what a day that was.
Friend 7: Man I lost it reading this at work.
Friend 9: Great read.
Friend 2: So, how about Juggs hey?
Oh s**t, that's right... Happy 300th Papa Juggs!
Congratulations on SFA life membership Juggs!! Please leave your heartfelt congratulations here below.
Friend 2: “Friend 3 and Friend 4 once paid Friend 1's bus fare to get to the Airport to surprise me, despite the fact that I was with work colleagues, and told them not to. He was waiting for his connecting bus when I told him not to come.”
Friend 3: What about when you were staying in QLD and didn’t tell anyone because you were afraid Friend 1 would find out so I called all the unilodges in QLD and found the one you were staying in?
Friend 2: I was in Canberra.
Friend 3: Mate I spoke to Charlotte at the front desk and she put me through to your room campaigner
Friend 2: I have a very common name.
Friend 3: This was without a doubt the biggest meltdown in history from you. I’m absolutely losing it thinking about it.
Friend 2: I think I was well within my rights to melt.
Friend 3 - Sorry posted the wrong screen shot
Friend 2: There are more?
Friend 3: Heaps
Friend 6: Why didn't he qant to meet him?
Friend 8: This is truly magnificent.
Friend 6: ******* AIRPIRT.
Friend 4: fu** I forgot about this chat. Will be releasing some screens.
Friend 5: "I will genuinely be annoyed"
Friend 2: And I was.
Friend 2: Was a bottle of red deep out of fear at that point.
Friend 10: Oh sh*t. What a read.
Friend 4: Oh man what a day that was.
Friend 7: Man I lost it reading this at work.
Friend 9: Great read.
Friend 2: So, how about Juggs hey?
Oh s**t, that's right... Happy 300th Papa Juggs!
this is going to be brutal.
He captained most of us at one point or another, that truly is a blight on the league as a whole.
if you really want it to kick off, get a quote from okey.
fu** up juggs
Juggs
You may not like me and I may not like you.
Make up a whole bunch of Chuck Norris type stories.
Papa Juggs first season I saw him in the weights room deadlifting 400kg and was amazed to see him doing this with a broken leg and a King Cobra crawling up his shorts, thinking about it now that might have been his c**k.
I once saw Juggs fight off one hundred raccoons to get to the food in my bin.
In my rookie season Juggs taught me how to pick up chicks.
Took a few goes on the squat rack but now I can get them in my van without too much trouble.
Juggs tried to meet up with me when I was in town. I booked a new flight and left 3 days early to avoid him.
I decided to ask the person who knows Juggs best, his on again off again friend, Dubs for his opinion on this:
" My friend Juggs, who has brought the "music" of ICP, hentai, shunga, loli, Twitch, thots and inceldom into the SFA. His contributions to the overall degeneracy league are unmatched by any other player, with the possible exception of Miggs.
To make these achievements all the more remarkable, while most SFAers play from the comfort of their homes or workplaces, Papa Juggs has battled decades of unemployment and homelessness and still eclipsed every other poster in the league. I cannot imagine someone like Blacky being able to post as half as well as he managed outside of the comforts of his Maylands mansion.
Juggs, I believe I speak for the entirety of the league when I say sort your sh*t out."
Beautiful.
Dear Juggs,
I offered to fly Juggs down to meet my Vegan cousin. Not coz I hate my cousin but coz I knew when he struck out with her he couldn't afford to fly home and I'd get yard boy in exchange for letting him sleep in my shed.
Bigfooty is beneath him now that he has those sweet, sweet ScoMo dollars.
Stop gambling. You should use that money for a good steak!
As for a quote.
"What can be said about Juggs that won't leave him on some sort of watch list or in jail?
Congrats on that thing you did."
My favourite story about Juggs is when ShaunDuggan said he would join any club that recruits Juggs as a 2-for-1.
Farmers **** cows is my favourite Juggs moment.
My favourite moment will be Juggs reading his thread next year and apologising because he overslept.
In conclusion, Juggs plays his 300th game.
My first real memory of Juggs is when we played an early werewolf game and I took on the role of a reporter staying at a B&B run by a kindly old lady (one who ends up having a basement filled with zombies) in a role I assigned to Juggs. I always felt he was sad when that game ended.
Joining the party late.
Digs a good hole, the big fella. Nice and deep. And fast too - super fast.
Congratulations on SFA life membership Juggs!! Please leave your heartfelt congratulations here below.
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