Bumped Akermanis does a Hamish Mclachlan

[Hank93]

I don't speak pure drivel you idiotic boob. Nor did I make the edits alleged on the first page. Some dumb flog with too much time on their hands is sprouting lies.

It was my wife's second cousin's brother in law's eldest granddaughter's pet monkey that made the edits on my computer.

Please post more often.

 

[Jason_Akermanis]

Firstly, Michael Tuck does with 39.

Secondly, what does "holds the most AFL finals" mean anyway?

The man holds finals in his hands! He holds them up! Lots of them at once! 28 of them! He just picks them up and holds them! What a man!

The moron can't even speak bloody English.

Michael Tuck played in the VFL silly. Holds the most AFL finals means I slept with your wife last night.

Oh, I see he wrote 'Who Cares' about a gay player coming out on TV and has now gone AWOL.

Nah Twitter decided to ban me. Maybe I need to have a coming out ceremony to tell the world I'm straight? We couldplace me in the middle of a circle with a bunch of homosexual men and I'll keep the sausage limp to prove my straightness.

 

[skilts]

Michael Tuck played in the VFL silly. Holds the most AFL finals means I slept with your wife last night.



Nah Twitter decided to ban me. Maybe I need to have a coming out ceremony to tell the world I'm straight? We couldplace me in the middle of a circle with a bunch of homosexual men and I'll keep the sausage limp to prove my straightness.

If you are whom you're implying you are, this whole episode, and not just your contribution, on both forums, is well beneath the dignity all of those involved. Tsk, kids these days.

If you are not whom you are implying you are, you're a bigger buffoon than anyone on BigFooty - big statement, I know. As a new member, this may mean little to you.

Speaking of which, that mythical circle of homosexual men will first have to be armed with pepper and a microscope in order to test the validity, or otherwise, of your assertion about your tumescence, or lack thereof.

 

[who_let_the_dogs_out]

Troll Aker is an even bigger flog than the actual Aker.

 

[Jason_Akermanis]

Troll Aker is an even bigger flog than the actual Aker.

The Western Bulldogs are full of flogs from David Smorgon right down to the waterboy. They tell me I am there to win them games of football and then they go out in another prelim because they move me on and their culture is weak. Maybe if they had kept me they might have actually made the grand final;?

 

[who_let_the_dogs_out]

The Western Bulldogs are full of flogs from David Smorgon right down to the waterboy. They tell me I am there to win them games of football and then they go out in another prelim because they move me on and their culture is weak. Maybe if they had kept me they might have actually made the grand final;?

Thanks for the laugh.

If we'd have kept Aker we'd have needed a ramp for his wheelchair getting around the forward line. The geriatric was well past his use by date, could barely lay a tackle. Downhill skiier of the highest order.

 

[Feraligatr]

I don't speak pure drivel you idiotic boob. Nor did I make the edits alleged on the first page. Some dumb flog with too much time on their hands is sprouting lies.

It was my wife's second cousin's brother in law's eldest granddaughter's pet monkey that made the edits on my computer.

All of my lols.

 

[T2B_]

The funny thing is if that was actually Aker, no one would be surprised.

 

[FarmersWife]

As much as people love to hate him:



Jeez he's got a big head for a reason.

 

[Ambrosia]

Reads like he is taking the piss to me.

 

[QS]

As much as people love to hate him:



Jeez he's got a big head for a reason.

That's some serious hang time.

 

[TheGreatBambino]

Dont know if this has been posted on bigfooty before...has anyone seen kent Kingsley wiki page?

"Kingsley is rumoured to be a target of new AFL team GWS, he looks likely to be picked as a mature age player"

 

[PenAndPaper]

Dont know if this has been posted on bigfooty before...has anyone seen kent Kingsley wiki page?

"Kingsley is rumoured to be a target of new AFL team GWS, he looks likely to be picked as a mature age player"

I highly doubt it, he looks set to play in the WRFL Div 2 with Glenorden and his mate Cameron Mooney. Kingsley knows a bloke down there and looks like its a done deal just depending on how many games they play.

 

[Bayer_]

I highly doubt it, he looks set to play in the WRFL Div 2 with Glenorden and his mate Cameron Mooney. Kingsley knows a bloke down there and looks like its a done deal just depending on how many games they play.

Does his Mrs know the coach?

 

[PenAndPaper]

Does his Mrs know the coach?

Not 100% sure on that front but he definitely knows the captain of the 2's. He has been talking it up and even had photos of both of them holding up their jumpers at the club rooms.

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

Does his Mrs know the coach?

Not 100% sure on that front but he definitely knows the captain of the 2's. He has been talking it up and even had photos of both of them holding up their jumpers at the club rooms.

Straight through to the Keeper. Wooooooossssssshhhhhhh!!!!!

 

[krisholio14]

Subbed for future lolz

 

[PenAndPaper]

Straight through to the Keeper. Wooooooossssssshhhhhhh!!!!!

Yep straight through, no idea what the reference is haha

 

[Jean Claude Vas Deferens]

All good Josh. Bayer was merely alluding to a rumour involving Kingsley, his missus and Bomber Thompson that did the rounds a couple of years ago. Mischevious scuttlebutt surely!!!!

 

[HSVKing]

Have to love the picture in this revision - http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Kent_Kingsley&oldid=512588914

 

[Chief]

And at 300 replies we un-stick this thread. What a time its been.

 

[RussellEbertHandball]

And at 300 replies we un-stick this thread. What a time its been.

You mean 3,000??

 

[Chief]

You mean 3,000??

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[RussellEbertHandball]

Ah bugger wrong thread. Was thinking the other Hame thread.

 

[Chief]

I'd forgotten about this Bump for those of us with nothing to watch until next year...