Bumped Akermanis does a Hamish Mclachlan

[questionable]

Yeah, they can be granted admin powers. The ability to look at IP addresses of users and see how these match up to various Wikipedia artists. Expose the officials, players and journalists among us.

i just hope some of the admins made note of my post about the IP ranges of news ltd computers that i gleaned from michelangelo rucci's wikipedia trolling...

 

[Wetdog]

i just hope some of the admins made note of my post about the IP ranges of news ltd computers that i gleaned from michelangelo rucci's wikipedia trolling...

Lol. What did Rucci get up to?

 

[questionable]

Lol. What did Rucci get up to?

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ort-adelaide-shit.956108/page-5#post-24530779

 

[Wetdog]

http://www.bigfooty.com/forum/threa...ort-adelaide-shit.956108/page-5#post-24530779

Gold. Deserved to be on the main board. So it must have been Rucci or someone in PR at News. Likey Rucci though given the personal nature of the edits.

Jabsy Dump call was also hilarous.

 

[Those]

"Without Me" by Eminem... Aker style

Guess who's back, back again
Aker's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

My headache's a monster, 'cause nobody wants to
Hear from me no more, they ignore me, I'm chopped liver
If you don't want Aker, then this is what I'll give ya
I'll write an article giving you all the middle finger

I got towelled up and so I'm hoping
That the bloke who beat me gets caught doping
'Cause I just could not handle coping
Giving credit to him, that's why I'm moping

I know that you've all been eagerly waiting
For my latest article, it'll have you debating
Whether I'm a legend or an all-time great, and
I'm looking in the mirror and masturbating

Now the Bulldogs just wouldn't let me be
Or let me be me, so let me see
They tried to shut me up, but Bob Murphy
And Gia aren't all-time greats like me

So now that I'm not attached to a club
I'll use the media to get back at those schlubs
And get ready 'cause I'm about to go loony
I'm settling old scores now, **** you Cooney!

(Chorus)

Now this looks like a job for me
I'll go and edit my own wiki
I'll delete the section on my controversies
Because everyone misunderstands me

Now who acts like a knob? That's me
I'll tell everyone how I hate Leigh
And then I'll do the same about Rodney Eade
'Cause it feels so empty without me

****ing hell, I'm feeling rebellious
Embarrassed that I play with plebs who are failures
I start feeling like a prisoner, helpless
I don't know the meaning of the word "selfless"

I'm a visionary, vision is scary
I'm fooled by my delusions, polluting the air waves
A rebel, so let me just revel and bask
In denial that everyone's kicking my ass

And it's a disaster, such a catastrophe
For me to end up having no mates from footy
Well I'm back, na na na na na na na na na na
Fix your bent antennae, tune it in and then I'm gonna enter

Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention all through the winter
I'm interesting - in my own mind at least. I'm
Infesting in all your ears and nesting

Testing, attention please
I feel the tension when no-one mentions me
Here's my ten cents, my two cents is free
A nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

(Chorus)

Now this looks like a job for me
I'll go and edit my own wiki
I'm fantastic in the Tasmanian league
I'm the winningest, I'm all about the team

Now who acts like a knob? That's me
I'll tell everyone how I hate Leigh
And then I'll do the same about Rodney Eade
'Cause it feels so empty without me

A-tiskit a-taskit
I go tit for tat with anyone, I'll talk this and that shit
Justin Leppitsch, you can get your ass kicked
Worse than that Giansiracusa bastard

Adam Cooney, you can get stomped by Mooney
You twenty-seven year old without a flag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go its over, no flag for you or for Johnno

Now lets go, just give me the signal
I'll be there with a article full of new insults
I get bored and draw with coloured pencils
Until I find a target to spray my vitriol

But sometimes this shit just seems
Nobody ever wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm disgusting
That won't stop me, I'll be more obscene

I still want to cause more controversy
So I'll go and bag out Robert Murphy
I go about it so selfishly
That now I'm playing in a bush league

Hey, there's a concept that crashed
Bagging out my teammates for cash
But no matter how many bridges I burn
I'll keep doing it for the coin I earn

(Chorus)

Now this looks like a job for me
I'll go and edit my own wiki
I'll delete the section on my controversies
Because everyone misunderstands me

Now who acts like a knob? That's me
I'll tell everyone how I hate Leigh
And then I'll do the same about Rodney Eade
'Cause it feels so empty without me

 

[keeno 111]

Does not surprise me at all.

 

[Ed_Gein]

 

[pantskyle]

 

[stkildathunda]

 

[Flawed Genius]

Adam Cooney, you can get stomped by Mooney
You twenty-seven year old without a flag, blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let it go its over, no flag for you or for Johnno

Oh my ****ing God.

 

[Quivorir]

"Without Me" by Eminem... Aker style

Guess who's back, back again
Aker's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back, guess who's back?
Guess who's back?

<SNIP>
Now who acts like a knob? That's me
I'll tell everyone how I hate Leigh
And then I'll do the same about Rodney Eade
'Cause it feels so empty without me

Didnt wanna quote the whole thing, ****ing genius.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

took until page 8 for thread to finally deliver. Very disappointing up to then, given the potential

 

[Chief]

took until page 8 for thread to finally deliver. Very disappointing up to then, given the potential

How many stars do you give it, Margaret?

 

[red+black]

took until page 8 for thread to finally deliver. Very disappointing up to then, given the potential

Are you high? Thread delivered by post 1, and oogac gif was on page 6.

 

[Lance Uppercut]

How many stars do you give it, Margaret?

well, David, I give it 2 stars so far

 

[Lance Uppercut]

Are you high? Thread delivered by post 1, and oogac gif was on page 6.

I have high expectations.

And yes, I fully appreciate the hypocrisy of bagging it while not contributing myself

 

[Chief]

Ante up Lancey.

 

[workhorse]

Those: You win the internet sir

 

[Gasometer]

Insane in the membrane

LOL @, get outta here!

 

[Lucky Star]

These wikipedia pages seem suspiciously self-serving:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dylan_Howard

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grant_Thomas_(footballer)

 

[autocol]

RACING. Aker has been racing 125cc and 250 National Superkarts coming 2nd in the Australian karting Championships in Morwell 2012 in the Heavy class (180kg). From there he was invited to take part in the Sydney Motorsport Park meet in the Aussie Racing cars. Finishing 14th from 25 and a stunning 11 seconds faster than the Friday practice times. He has been to ask to test a V8 supercar in November. He also finshed 3rd in the Victorian State titles at Phillip Island for the Superkart National title. He won the 3rd and 4th heat put a DNF in race 2 cost him the title.

As a man professionally employed in the karting industry, I can tell you that superkarting is an absolute shambles raced largely by hillbillies whose "National Title" barely counts as a club day, that the "Australian Karting Championships" he refers to were actually the "Victorian C and D Grade Titles" (I'm not making this up!) and that Aker couldn't drive a greasy stick up a dog's arse.

 

[LongBomb]

A geolocate on the suspect IP brings up Essendon as the source location.

These services can be a little unreliable, but it's an interesting coincidence that Aker lives in Essendon.

 

[100action]

A geolocate on the suspect IP brings up Essendon as the source location.

These services can be a little unreliable, but it's an interesting coincidence that Aker lives in Essendon.

View attachment 3364

bang

http://www.realestatesource.com.au/jason-akermanis-buys-luxury-home-in-essendon.html

 

[LeverPuller]

bang

http://www.realestatesource.com.au/jason-akermanis-buys-luxury-home-in-essendon.html

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[Byron_Clanger]

Am I the only one who doesn't find this type of behaviour by this guy surprising?