Beauty & Style Alarming work emails

[Stratton_Gun]

 

[LosBeatles]

what about the larger ones, dont they ever lose their balance and fall off the bowl?

 

[mojito]

Cramps are my biggest concern

That'd be the ****ing worst. Locking up as you're laying a cable down, and then crashing out the door with your pants down and shit everywhere.

 

[Higgs Boson]

Tigerboyz
has been
absent lately due to
night terrors and
ketamine poisoning
some say this
has a lot to do with his
Incapacity to
get a
good
summer job!

I see you're posting
from your phone
too, where you only
have small screen space
so have to write
short sentences.

 

[mojito]

it's like a haiku convention in here...

 

[TheStinger]

 

[kBuck]

Unbelievable :\

So gross.

 

[nicky]

I see you're posting
from your phone
too, where you only
have small screen space
so have to write
short sentences.

did you know that
orange fake tan is now available in
nicklelodeon kids fun packs?
this is
great because now the whole family can
enjoy
the benefits of fake tan
in
the winter

 

[LANGFORDandSON]

Don't use toilet bowls as Olympic diving boards???

I once witnessed a guy in a nightclub toilet fall on to a broken toilet bowl, the cuts on his arms from the sharp edges of porcelain resembled what might be similarly achieved using a samarai sword. Would hate to imagine the injuries if one did break below you.

 

[Cuzz09]

Don't use toilet bowls as Olympic diving boards???

I once witnessed a guy in a nightclub toilet fall on to a broken toilet bowl, the cuts on his arms from the sharp edges of porcelain resembled what might be similarly achieved using a samarai sword. Would hate to imagine the injuries if one did break below you.

instant aids.

 

[JuddsABlue]

did you know that
orange fake tan is now available in
nicklelodeon kids fun packs?
this is
great because now the whole family can
enjoy
the benefits of fake tan
in
the winter

haha

I couldnt
decide whether
i thought they were leveling
or not
this is big footy
so you never know though

 

[Xtreme]

I'd be too worried about falling on my head. I don't possess cat-like balance, especially when im trying to take a shit.

New contender for post of the year 2012

 

[Simple Jack]

Point blank did not know people laid one out that way.

Learn something new every day.

 

[hirdy_is_champ]

I rember a couple of mates and I discovered this about 6/7 years ago and it amused us for months if not the whole year. It also resulted in a mini video dramatisation.

 

[The Passenger]

I once witnessed a guy in a nightclub toilet fall on to a broken toilet bowl, the cuts on his arms from the sharp edges of porcelain resembled what might be similarly achieved using a samarai sword. Would hate to imagine the injuries if one did break below you.

i read something once, probably on here, and it may have been bullshit i don't know, but nevertheless you could still imagine it happening. someone basically slicing their hamstring and/or calf muscle in on a toilet bowl that had shattered underneath them. sounded ****ing horrendous.

 

[Igloo]

i read something once, probably on here, and it may have been bullshit i don't know, but nevertheless you could still imagine it happening. someone basically slicing their hamstring and/or calf muscle in on a toilet bowl that had shattered underneath them. sounded ****ing horrendous.

I think that was on here, because I remember that as well. Tried looking for where I heard it, but didn't look anywhere on here.
It'd be bloody horrible.

 

[Ed_Gein]

This is the way a lot of Asians take a dump, it is feral as they often just end up going on the back of the seat.

they are probably the only people that do it. and to target them because of it would no doubt be followed up with cries of racism.

 

[Total_Juddshanks]

i read something once, probably on here, and it may have been bullshit i don't know, but nevertheless you could still imagine it happening. someone basically slicing their hamstring and/or calf muscle in on a toilet bowl that had shattered underneath them. sounded ****ing horrendous.

Yeah have heard similar things, there was a story in the mainstream news a year or two ago about a NZ girl who amputated her hand after breaking a toilet fixture on a boat whilst having sex on it.

Porcelain seems to be one of the most horrifically dangerous substances known to mankind.

 

[Borisdog]

I was working in PNG a few years ago and we often used to see pelican prints on the crapper seats.

Man they've got some weird shaped feet those PNG boys.

 

[Normy132]

This thread is beyond awesome.