I feel as sick about it as you, but every time I think I'm done, you suck me back in with claims more laughable than the last. The only reason there is uncertainty and doubt about this particular document is because of people like you misunderstanding it and passing off your interpretation as fact, and others who are deliberately trying to find holes to circumvent it.
I'll leave you with this. If you EVER find yourself being questioned for anything by Police, SHUT THE HELL UP AND GET A LAWYER!
Not a single argument you have made would hold up in any court or tribunal, regardless of how many times you say the word jurisprudence. Your lack of ability to read, understand and interpret a simple document does not mean that it is confusing or badly written. It means that YOU are unable to read, understand and interpret it.