Media All Sweet FA Selection Process in Crisis !!!

[TedDougChris]

Multiple Crisis' have rocked the All Sweet FA selection process day, on the very first day of the selection process and the first day of the new selection criteria....

In news set to rock the world of the Sweet FA, we can exclusively reveal that the following nominated players are no longer eligible under the Leagues latest ruling - that the letter B doesn't exist and is not required....

T2B_
Barrybran
Jabba73
BallaratBulldog
BFew
Tonga Bob
SpecialBruce
beez (Roys sign beez )
royboy2

Which has taken the total eligible player pool down to 40 - raising the odds of those left in the race for All Sweet FA selection....

Countering those odds was the removal of a number of positions from the All Sweet FA side this season, including FB, BP, HBF and CHB - reducing the number of positions available under the same rule, that the letter B doesn't exist and is not required in the land of Sweet....

This eliminated another 8 additional players from the selection pool. Leaving on 32 players fighting it out for the remaining 14 spots. Good odds for some, huge disappointment for some of the leagues best and brightest talents.

In other news relating to the All Sweet FA awards, we can exclusively reveal that 7 clubs are under severe pressure to include League Legend (according to beez ) and returning Roys captain TedDougChris - despite him not featuring in a single game this season.

Earlier in the year, the Committee ruled that stats were not important in the All Sweet FA selection process and a rigid post requirement of 15 ppg was needed for nomination - let alone selection. On the basis of his 106 ppg average for the season, the Roys final nomination is surely a shoe-in for selection, after 7 clubs clearly ignored league rules to allow Robertio to get away from his latest cockup/disaster.

These clubs clearly won't follow league rules with regards to All Sweet FA selection when they cannot be trusted to adjudicate a simple penalty - that would be massively hypocritical were they to simply flip-flop on which rules they followed and which rules they ignored....

Current Intelligent Committee member Pie 4 Life - had this to say:

Surely we're all just putting @TedDougChris 20 times and be done with it?

League Administrator Gralin had this to say....



While former Committee members manangatang and TheInjuryFactory clearly stated

"Don't quote me in this shit....."

More breaking news from the process will follow....






perhaps, maybe, possibly, don't count on it, if I can be arsed.......

 

[Gralin]

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Multiple Crisis' have rocked the All Sweet FA selection process day, on the very first day of the selection process and the first day of the new selection criteria....

In news set to rock the world of the Sweet FA, we can exclusively reveal that the following nominated players are no longer eligible under the Leagues latest ruling - that the letter B doesn't exist and is not required....

T2B_
Barrybran
Jabba73
BallaratBulldog
BFew
Tonga Bob
SpecialBruce
beez (Roys sign beez )
royboy2

Which has taken the total eligible player pool down to 40 - raising the odds of those left in the race for All Sweet FA selection....

Countering those odds was the removal of a number of positions from the All Sweet FA side this season, including FB, BP, HBF and CHB - reducing the number of positions available under the same rule, that the letter B doesn't exist and is not required in the land of Sweet....

This eliminated another 8 additional players from the selection pool. Leaving on 32 players fighting it out for the remaining 14 spots. Good odds for some, huge disappointment for some of the leagues best and brightest talents.

In other news relating to the All Sweet FA awards, we can exclusively reveal that 7 clubs are under severe pressure to include League Legend (according to beez ) and returning Roys captain TedDougChris - despite him not featuring in a single game this season.

Earlier in the year, the Committee ruled that stats were not important in the All Sweet FA selection process and a rigid post requirement of 15 ppg was needed for nomination - let alone selection. On the basis of his 106 ppg average for the season, the Roys final nomination is surely a shoe-in for selection, after 7 clubs clearly ignored league rules to allow Robertio to get away from his latest cockup/disaster.

These clubs clearly won't follow league rules with regards to All Sweet FA selection when they cannot be trusted to adjudicate a simple penalty - that would be massively hypocritical were they to simply flip-flop on which rules they followed and which rules they ignored....

Current Intelligent Committee member Pie 4 Life - had this to say:



League Administrator Gralin had this to say....

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While former Committee members manangatang and TheInjuryFactory clearly stated



More breaking news from the process will follow....






perhaps, maybe, possibly, don't count on it, if I can be arsed.......

Oh I misunderstood what you meant by rock the world of the Sweet FA

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[TedDougChris]

Oh I misunderstood what you meant by rock the world of the Sweet FA

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I took that to mean over half the Committee are complete muppets....

 

[Gralin]

I took that to mean over half the Committee are complete muppets....

Please

We have standards on the street

 

[TedDougChris]

Please

We have standards on the street

 

[Tonga Bob]

Bloody hell Robertio WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED????

 

[T2B_]

I heard TDC was originally going to be named TedBrianChris but in an act of amazing foresight, decided against having any B in his name.

You dodged a bullet, TopDeadCenter.

 

[Pugsley]

 

[TedDougChris]

I heard TDC was originally going to be named TedBrianChris but in an act of amazing foresight, decided against having any B in his name.

You dodged a bullet, TopDeadCenter.

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Current Intelligent Committee member Pie 4 Life

This gives me an idea to host a Dinner for Schmucks, SFA Edition.

 

[TedDougChris]

This gives me an idea to host a Dinner for Schmucks, SFA Edition.

This sentence has no "B", so is accepted by the league...

Carry on...

 

[Pie 4 Life]

Bloody hell Robertio WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED????

Live scenes of Robertio

 

[TedDougChris]

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You have never mentioned your musical abilities before....

Why not ?

 

[Northball]

Ut what aout recently drafted players? Will they remain eligile on the asis that they conform to the ruling that the letter (redacted) doesn’t exist?

 

[T2B_]

Bloody hell Robertio WHAT HAVE YOU UNLEASHED????

Methinks there's gonna have to be mandatory seminars on how to copy paste for new captains

 

[Gralin]

This gives me an idea to host a Dinner for Schmucks, SFA Edition.

So that dinner invitation you just sent me is starting to feel a little less flattering

 

[TedDougChris]

Ut what aout recently drafted players? Will they remain eligile on the asis that they conform to the ruling that the letter (redacted) doesn’t exist?

You'll need to adjust your username, I'm afraid.....

 

[Robertio]

View attachment 2620546

Multiple Crisis' have rocked the All Sweet FA selection process day, on the very first day of the selection process and the first day of the new selection criteria....

In news set to rock the world of the Sweet FA, we can exclusively reveal that the following nominated players are no longer eligible under the Leagues latest ruling - that the letter B doesn't exist and is not required....

T2B_
Barrybran
Jabba73
BallaratBulldog
BFew
Tonga Bob
SpecialBruce
beez (Roys sign beez )
royboy2

Which has taken the total eligible player pool down to 40 - raising the odds of those left in the race for All Sweet FA selection....

Countering those odds was the removal of a number of positions from the All Sweet FA side this season, including FB, BP, HBF and CHB - reducing the number of positions available under the same rule, that the letter B doesn't exist and is not required in the land of Sweet....

This eliminated another 8 additional players from the selection pool. Leaving on 32 players fighting it out for the remaining 14 spots. Good odds for some, huge disappointment for some of the leagues best and brightest talents.

In other news relating to the All Sweet FA awards, we can exclusively reveal that 7 clubs are under severe pressure to include League Legend (according to beez ) and returning Roys captain TedDougChris - despite him not featuring in a single game this season.

Earlier in the year, the Committee ruled that stats were not important in the All Sweet FA selection process and a rigid post requirement of 15 ppg was needed for nomination - let alone selection. On the basis of his 106 ppg average for the season, the Roys final nomination is surely a shoe-in for selection, after 7 clubs clearly ignored league rules to allow Robertio to get away from his latest cockup/disaster.

These clubs clearly won't follow league rules with regards to All Sweet FA selection when they cannot be trusted to adjudicate a simple penalty - that would be massively hypocritical were they to simply flip-flop on which rules they followed and which rules they ignored....

Current Intelligent Committee member Pie 4 Life - had this to say:



League Administrator Gralin had this to say....

View attachment 2620551

While former Committee members manangatang and TheInjuryFactory clearly stated



More breaking news from the process will follow....






perhaps, maybe, possibly, don't count on it, if I can be arsed.......

Sanity at last.

 

[Northball]

You'll need to adjust your username, I'm afraid.....

It’s an upside down q, I swear!

 

[grumbleguts]

Shouldn't this be "reaking news?"

 

[Jabba73]

B have ...

 

[Gralin]

It’s an upside down q, I swear!

You're in luck

Q is a special letter around here

 

[Jabba73]

Shouldn't this be "reaking news?"

It certainly stinks

 

[TedDougChris]

It’s an upside down q, I swear!

 

[Northball]

Shouldn't this be "reaking news?"

Trust the League to shit the…
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